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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Erenthal posted:

did that really deserve applause?
Those were the dentists.

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

THIS WAS loving IT???

e: I'm sorry for all the america goons staying up for this :lol:

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Pixelate posted:

Haha, have they got rid of 'inner thoughts' to interact with buttons finally? You just press the button now. Progress!

Brought to you by Prey (2017).

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

tuo posted:

THIS WAS loving IT???

e: I'm sorry for all the america goons staying up for this :lol:

Nah it's almost 9 am in America.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



there's a marketplace guys

there's things for you to spend your money on

CONSUME, WHALES

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
FTR getting salty

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
wtf.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jared is the loving worst host

how long do we have to wait for the next show

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"It's good we have the audience that appreciates soft body physics."

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

SelenicMartian posted:

Those were the dentists.

They finally found something more painful than a root canal.

echothreealpha
Nov 22, 2019
I'm not sure who that was suppose to impress.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



tuo posted:

THIS WAS loving IT???

early days man
early days

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

anyone know when the final thing is chris talked about?

e: :lol: how everyone leaves. Didn't they want to do a full mission? Did the server just explode backstage and they stopped the demo?

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

tuo posted:

anyone know when the final thing is chris talked about?

2014

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

tuo posted:

anyone know when the final thing is chris talked about?

My guess is around 7 hours from now?

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.
Maybe he'll make it to the quest objective by the time of Chris's closing speech as a grand finale.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

They finally found something more painful than a root canal.

i did an emergency root canal a few weeks ago and they failed to properly anesthetize me, which was fairly noticeable when they started poking at the nerves with metal files

i'd rather do that again than spend 5 minutes with jared and the crobbler

Erenthal fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Nov 23, 2019

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Colostomy Bag posted:

My guess is around 7 hours from now?

Perfect, that'll put me to sleep

e: :lol: they are now explaining to the people who followed this game for seven years what they did the last seven years. This is awesome.

basically: we have nothing to show and talk about, so let's talk about what the showed you three years ago...basically "Road to Citiziencon 2016"

tuo fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Nov 23, 2019

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


I missed the start of the shitshow. What is this about?

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

tuo posted:

Perfect, that'll put me to sleep

e: :lol: they are now explaining to the people who followed this game for seven years what they did the last seven years. This is awesome.

basically: we have nothing to show and talk about, so let's talk about what the showed you three years ago...basically "Road to Citiziencon 2016"

Blobbers I hope you're taking notes.

commando in tophat
Sep 5, 2019
Oh my god, this demo was so boring and slow... clapping for labcoat? And who moves camera that slowly and smoothly when looking around. How is this so fake? Why wouldn't they just look around fast like a normal person. This is really like the nigerian prince emails

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Planet generation is synced between the client and the server.

No loving poo poo?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

MedicineHut posted:

I missed the start of the shitshow. What is this about?

VoIP didn't work, stuff looked like poo poo, controls didn't work like they should and Chris permanently yelled "Put that player on that screen...NO, the other one....now player 3 on..." until someone slapped him on the head and he shut up and looked like a grumpy child after that.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
the guy talking just sounds so defeated

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

They finally found something more painful than a root canal.

All dentists in the UK will pool funds together and buy that "demo", so they can show it to any patients they need to put to sleep for painful operations.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Protip - Don't allow people with boring voices to present panels.
We have a french manager who talks the exact same way as this planet guy on right now.
And you would find yourself tuned out within a minute.

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

This CitCon is turning out to be boring and lame even by standards of CIG.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
A 40 minutes demo where nothing happened. As the opener to the biggest event in the Star Citizen calendar. How, what, why? This has to be some sort of trick to bore away regular people so cultists can have one big circlejerk.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

kilus aof posted:

A 40 minutes demo where nothing happened. As the opener to the biggest event in the Star Citizen calendar. How, what, why? This has to be some sort of trick to bore away regular people so cultists can have one big circlejerk.

A real game company would've opened with a high-octane SQ42 mission.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

kilus aof posted:

A 40 minutes demo where nothing happened. As the opener to the biggest event in the Star Citizen calendar. How, what, why? This has to be some sort of trick to bore away regular people so cultists can have one big circlejerk.

any minute now chris will announce that the carrack is here to take them away to the verse, and to start lining up to the barrels of flavour aid provided by cig

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

tuo posted:

VoIP didn't work, stuff looked like poo poo, controls didn't work like they should and Chris permanently yelled "Put that player on that screen...NO, the other one....now player 3 on..." until someone slapped him on the head and he shut up and looked like a grumpy child after that.

Early days man, early days...

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

commando in tophat posted:

This is really like the nigerian prince emails

As it turns out, if you just "redo" and "future proof" forever, you never have to make an actual game!

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Okay, V4 will be the jesus patch...nice...

:lol: they are now showing google earth...

"sorry, we can't show you Star Citizen, so let's show you Google Earth and how awesome our planet is"

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib
Game saved, you can now wave your jacket giving you countless of hours of gameplay

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Stream died.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
stream is dead. just lol

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

And the stream is dead :lol:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
stable streams require a higher tier of pledge. please spend

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Stream's dead and they were just showing how well they could generate existing Earth terrain.

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
hahahahahahahahahaha

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