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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I'm sure they'll be a huge reveal of some kinda ship that costs $1500 before the day is over

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

TheAgent posted:

they did. opening was all about showing off the carrack

thats been delayed to feb of next year and probably later

drat! I missed that action. My bad.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
had to go out for like 20 mins

did i miss anything? is bag man dead?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

trucutru posted:

I've just noticed they haven't sold/pumped/fellated a ship yet? what.the.gently caress?

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Popete posted:

This is all just so boring, I wanted insane promises and more ship commercials. It feels like CIG Is already over this game and wants to move on.

Well they have been dropping hints about Star Citizen 2 and SQ54.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Boy this talk about how they'd like to implement a real dynamic economy is riveting.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Erenthal posted:

had to go out for like 20 mins

did i miss anything? is bag man dead?
just tony z reading off his 25,000 word notebook of things that will never see the light of day

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So Agent, is it safe to say that your source who went on about a meticulously detailed replication of Earth in game was hilariously wrong?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I couldn't imagine being at this convention and not being upset that I dropped money to attend. I'd probably try and sneak into the dental convention.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Erenthal posted:

is bag man dead?

no, he won third place at the beauty contest!

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Jobbo_Fett posted:

HOW THE gently caress DID CIG MANAGE TO HIT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY 100 BINGO CARD SQUARES?!

Sandi hasn't cried yet, so it's only 99 .

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib

TheAgent posted:

its been completely boring and nothing new besides the 20v20 has been announced

But that describes the entire star citizen saga the last years and that hasn’t stopped them from posting about all the minutiae

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Has anybody said Tony zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Agent, is it safe to say that your source who went on about a meticulously detailed replication of Earth in game was hilariously wrong?
sure

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Not a single thing of that exists.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress is this boring man talking about

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_DULlbuX0g

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
i feel like i'm in the truman show and this is all a joke being played on me

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Erenthal posted:

what the gently caress is this boring man talking about

trucutru posted:

Not a single thing of that exists.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Agent, is it safe to say that your source who went on about a meticulously detailed replication of Earth in game was hilariously wrong?

Maybe the source was right but someone went to Chris and said "check this flight simulator thing" so RIP

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So Agent, is it safe to say that your source who went on about a meticulously detailed replication of Earth in game was hilariously wrong?
They talked about copying Earth for 40 minutes when rambling about procgen planets.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol this is a real long winded way of saying they don't actually track everything in game they just roll a dice to determine if you run into an asteroid or pirates.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

"The world exists as a superposition of probabilities, until the player comes close."

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Buy this ship so you can... go climb some rock walls!* because... exploration??

*no actual wall climbing gameplay

The smug :smuggo: face when he sits in the cockpit is really awful

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Wave functions. Cripes.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
*talks for 30 minutes* and then we throw some darts at a big crayon drawn map and boom, you have your missions

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

So how long will it take for the faithful to craft a compelling positive narrative of this train wreck?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Pro-tip, try fixing doors first.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

:lol:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol even their powerpoints are bugged.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

bootcha on stage 3
great timing doing this live during citizen con

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
citzencon...am I rite

you are indeed

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
CitizenCon am I right?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Their slides crashed...

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
"we seem to be having some technical issues, the slide is stuck"

*awkward pause*

"Citizencon, am I right?"

Holy gently caress they're self-parodying

:allears:

"This is the medicine you have to take so you can see what we're going to get to in a few minutes"

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Their slides superimposed.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah you're right it is odd to talk about how many problems you have with your game for 20 minutes.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Star Citizen: This is the medicine you have to take so you can see what we're going to get

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

The key note better be good my dudes

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It’s hilarious reading the ResetEra thread which is just so positive about this whole poo poo show. It’s like peering into some alternate dimension.

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