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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
only cig could show off a dev tool and have people applaud

christ

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, it's hex-based.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
It seems a bit silly for a dev tool to have all these fancy graphics.

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time
Does anyone remember when there was a cosplay guy with a bag on his head? Good times.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Because its purpose is to woo the backers.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Thom12255 posted:

It seems a bit silly for a dev tool to have all these fancy graphics.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Numbers are constantly changing, just like in literally any game ever

*wild applause*

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Enchanted Hat posted:

Is their cute little visualisation of a bunch of changing integers seriously lagging? rofl

Lol I thought that was just the stream lagging due to my crappy internet connection.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Thom12255 posted:

It seems a bit silly for a dev tool to have all these fancy graphics.
it completely is. ultimately you'd want a tool with very little visual noise and having 3d textured planets is just straight up loving stupid

obviously this is all for the backers

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

shrach posted:

Does anyone remember when there was a cosplay guy with a bag on his head? Good times.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Maybe they can't find Chris.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Maybe he used the downtime to get absolutely pissed.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
lol yeah, yeah tony. gently caress off

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The END!

Everything shown is far from coming into the game.

shrach
Jan 10, 2004

daylight ssssaving time

Water smuggling confirmed as new emergent gameplay loop.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
So yes, they definitely lost Chris if they're wasting our time with this

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Chris probably thought putting a plastic bag over your head a brilliant idea, tried it himself and now they can't make the keynote because well, he's dead. As dead as this lack of a game is.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

SelenicMartian posted:

TZ: Do you want us to hurry up or keep going?
Crowd: KEEP GOING!

I dunno what the point of all this is. It's NEVER going to be realized in the PU (which btw still needs server restarts/crashes every 48 hours)

All I can think of is Chris trying to cover his rear end:
2014 Chris: 'we have a universe server'
2019: Ok now we actually have it so we can't be sued, *WHEW*

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
"I can't wait to play it with my friends"

Oh, but you will

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
When you start a new game of Starsector it has to generate years of a more complex ('cuz it actually exists) economic simulation. It takes less than a minute and then you get to shoot other space ships with your awesome space ships. pew-pew-pew! while the boring simulation just keeps on trucking in the background, as it should.

And I don't see anybody creaming their pants over that.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
someone pull up the quotes from years ago about how this game isn't for the shooter kids because these dudes are talking about kill/death ratios now and I love it. I loving love it

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

No way Robert's ending can top bagman.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
oh gently caress off bored.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

some talented goon should put crobear's head in that bag

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Why are they already talking about the favourite moments? How cold is Chris's body at this point?

The Keynote is going to be blast! Let's keep talking to random people! Let's call somebody from across the room, anyone!

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pixelate posted:

Just caught up on the Theatre of Dreams trailer. Here for anyone who missed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9smKcy26Z5s

Honestly what the gently caress are they doing?

(A Battlefield: Space Lands would be cool and all. Made by someone who's not sitting on an imploding MMO...)

They need to get Rexy boy streaming again, this is their solution.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
But the economic system stuff would surely be super easy to put into the PU. It's just some basic calculations - you wouldn't have to literally have NPCs flying around, you can just simulate it.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Haha he had to catch himself to not say "battle royale"

"It's like a battle... field... type of game..."

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

More people! Get in!

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
someone off camera to this guy: *makes wildly exaggerated stretching motions*

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

We're just calling people in! *nervous giggle*

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i seriously need to pause during those intermediate clips from outside the panels.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

SelenicMartian posted:

"The world exists as a superposition of probabilities, until the player comes close."

This is a metaphor for the scam isn't it?

GoingPostal
Jun 1, 2015


I love Derek Smart
U love Derek Smart
If we didn't love Derek Smart, we'd be lame
"We've secretly switched Crobbler's cocaine with powdered horse tranquilizers! Let's see how long it takes him to notice!"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Keynote ready!

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Still lolling at Not-Battlefeild being a stuttering mess.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Everyone one of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4TLto-nKfU

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
*continues to make wild stretching motions*

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Keynote not ready!

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