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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 02:52

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm sorry for this derail, please accept these relatable satirical articles as an act of penance

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1192465760037359617

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1193219236136706050

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# ? Nov 24, 2019 02:53

Mushika: Dec 22, 2010

quote:

Your Kojima name is:
Fuckin And Suckin Hamster
HORNY NAME
Kojima�s characters and stories are irrevocably horny. Weirdly horny, sure, but horny nonetheless.

I think I did something wrong here.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 03:19

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Yeah, it clearly tells you to lust your talent as one word. You should be Fucksuckin Hamster. Unless you're two people? Fuckin Hamster and your twin brother/recessive gene clone Suckin Hamster.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 03:27

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Phanatic posted:

The Hardees near my house had one of these in a playground behind it. I always thought it was actually pretty cool.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 03:40

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

MizPiz posted:

The Loneliness

Okay this one's absolutely in the next game.

e: oh hey, substantial number of posts on next page

# ? Nov 24, 2019 03:51

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Phanatic posted:

Please, I need a thousand more.
It started with the fast food names like "Taco Baco" and then we got the Paul Blart edits and... gently caress it kills me every time.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:11

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

My Kojima name is Snake Snake Plisken so you all can just gently caress off now.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:15

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

My Kojima name is

The Decent Unknown

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:39

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1193219236136706050

There's nothing to dread if you never go outside
:smug:

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:47

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

One More Fat Nerd posted:

The Hardees near my house had one of these in a playground behind it. I always thought it was actually pretty cool.

A cool way to bake children golden brown. I'm having heatstroke just imagining this steel monstrosity in the 110° sun

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:49

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

The child in me thinks that's the most awesome thing ever.

The adult in me is having a small panic attack.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 04:52

White Light: Dec 19, 2012

Who What Now posted:

A cool way to bake children golden brown. I'm having heatstroke just imagining this steel monstrosity in the 110° sun

Never a frown with Golden Brown :sun:

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alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

chitoryu12 posted:

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immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Nov 24, 2019 05:23

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Fister Roboto posted:

The child in me thinks that's the most awesome thing ever.

The adult in me is having a small panic attack.

Ah yes, the day I found out I had become a bit too big to successfully go up and down the hamburger cop tower thing at McDonalds. Both of those emotions at once.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 05:31

Eat The Rich: Feb 10, 2018

Your Kojima name is:

Old Dumb Slacker

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Kojima’s characters tend to be driven by the work that they do. That often carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 05:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fister Roboto posted:

The child in me thinks that's the most awesome thing ever.

The adult in me is having a small panic attack.

Weird, I've become less of a baby the older I got

# ? Nov 24, 2019 05:37

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Fister Roboto posted:

The child in me thinks that's the most awesome thing ever.

The adult in me is having a small panic attack.

The Giganta reduces an entire child to a soup-like homogenate in under 30 seconds

# ? Nov 24, 2019 05:51

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019

uber_stoat posted:

The Giganta reduces an entire child to a soup-like homogenate in under 30 seconds

# ? Nov 24, 2019 06:06

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Nov 24, 2019 06:22

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Gas Penguin must be one of those new sex moves that take a day of planning to properly organise.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 06:54

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

They are mining so much personal data from that loving stupid form

# ? Nov 24, 2019 07:50

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

sephiRoth IRA posted:

They are mining so much personal data from that loving stupid form

Like any good goon, I used my forums name instead of my real name. I think they're onto me though, my Kojima name is: Forums-Man

# ? Nov 24, 2019 08:20

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

By popular demand posted:

Here's an automated form: https://dunajevs.github.io/kojima/

I'm Big Gun Cook.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Who What Now posted:

Spot on

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Just Offscreen posted:

Well gently caress.

Your Kojima name is:

Complicated Computers

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

failing forward posted:

Your Kojima name is:

The Big Cannibals

THE NAME

Kojima� loves� to� make� people� have� names� that� start� with�the word �The� and they usually symbolize fears or�unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Noooooooo I am afraid of those

The General posted:

Your Kojima name is:

Blunt Baker

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Mammal Sauce posted:

Your Kojima name is:

Big Dick Teacher

OCCUPATIONAL NAME
Kojima�s characters tend to be driven by the work that they do. That often carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

Elfface posted:

Liquid Guinea Pig-Man. Horny name.

I think that means this is my fursona now?

WaltherFeng posted:

Old Naked Dachshund-Man

Dewgy posted:

The Head Injury-Man

Besesoth posted:

Stretch Marx posted:

Your Kojima name is:

The Old Don't Know

THE NAME

Kojima loves to make people have names that start with the word �The� and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Crain posted:

Your Kojima name is:

Isolation Writer

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

great big cardboard tube posted:

I'm "sex ?-man" thanks kojima

Nastyman posted:

I got Moon Moon

psychopomp posted:

My Kill writer-man
OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Kojima�s characters tend to be driven by the work that they do. That often carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

Jedrick posted:

Horizontal Dream-man

lol, guilty

Anyway:

Your Computer posted:

not sure what else I was expecting, gonna be honest

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I got "Far Meat gently caress Tank", which, frankly, is amazing.

RoboRodent posted:

I'm "The Swarms."

Picnic Princess posted:

Howdy I'm gently caress Genus

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Kojima Name:

The Crippled Death-Man

beefnoodle posted:

Your Kojima name is:

The Used Pain

THE NAME

Kojima loves to make people have names that start with the word �The� and they usually symbolize fears or unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

Paladinus posted:

Your Kojima name is:

Hideo

Tony Snark posted:

Your Kojima name is:

MacReady Slinger

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Considering my coworkers constantly make Snake jokes at me for wearing a bandana this is pretty hilarious.

Woebin posted:

Your Kojima name is:

dance Warsaw-man

COOL NAME

Kojima�loves�to�be�cool.�Sometimes,�his�idea�of�cool�is�a�bit�strange,�but it is always cool to Hideo Kojima, and that�s what matters.

Cool.

MizPiz posted:

Your Kojima name is:

The Loneliness

THE NAME

Kojima� loves� to� make� people� have� names� that� start� with�the word �The� and they usually symbolize fears or�unstoppable forces. You are now that unstoppable force.

beep-beep car is go posted:

It�s a photo, but is it funny?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Your Kojima name is:
Ugh Design-man
OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Mushika posted:

I think I did something wrong here.

Lodin posted:

My Kojima name is Snake Snake Plisken so you all can just gently caress off now.

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

My Kojima name is

The Decent Unknown

immortalyawn posted:

Eat The Rich posted:

Your Kojima name is:

Old Dumb Slacker

OCCUPATIONAL NAME

Kojima�s�characters�tend�to�be�driven�by�the�work�that�they�do.�That�often�carries over to their names. You, too, can be nothing more than your job.

Canned Panda posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

Like any good goon, I used my forums name instead of my real name. I think they're onto me though, my Kojima name is: Forums-Man

I compiled them all so far in case anybody missed one. You�re welcome!

# ? Nov 24, 2019 08:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Facebook Aunt posted:

Like any good goon, I used my forums name instead of my real name. I think they're onto me though, my Kojima name is: Forums-Man

I used Chris Hemsworth for a name and made up answers for everything else. Not sure this data set is going to be super useful. As for my name it was a variant of The something under fairly bland.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 09:22

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Post Bad-man

# ? Nov 24, 2019 10:34

BlockChainNetflix: Sep 2, 2011

great big cardboard tube posted:

I'm "sex ?-man" thanks kojima

I choose to believe this is pronounced sex question-man, with question having an upward inflection. thank you.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 10:54

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

chitoryu12 posted:

What the gently caress was that one bigfoot doing 50 miles off the coast of Vancouver island

Edit: well that explains everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDKTgmd9slw

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 11:57 on Nov 24, 2019

# ? Nov 24, 2019 11:50

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I'm the one crossing the border to Sonora.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 12:38

Captain Jesus: Feb 26, 2009; What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

So I've changed my gear, and I find my knees
And I covered them up with the latest cut
And my pants and socks all point in a box
They don't make long of my nylon socks
The watch, black watch
My watch with a black face
And a big pin, a little hole
And all the lot is what I got
It's what I wear, it's what you see
It must be me, it's what I am
Big Knife Homogenization -Man

# ? Nov 24, 2019 13:54

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

sephiRoth IRA posted:

They are mining so much personal data from that loving stupid form

Oh please, like it's not all out there anyway.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 15:24

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

By popular demand posted:

I'm the one crossing the border to Sonora.

Lol

# ? Nov 24, 2019 15:38

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

What the gently caress was that one bigfoot doing 50 miles off the coast of Vancouver island

The rare aquatic sasquatch. You think regular big foots are rare? You ain't seen nothing yet, buddy.

The ocean is like way bigger than land which makes water big foots even harder to not find.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 15:57

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

# ? Nov 24, 2019 16:17

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Xenomorph on a Hemsworth?

# ? Nov 24, 2019 16:19

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Kharmakazy posted:

Xenomorph on a Hemsworth?

Alien on an Australian

# ? Nov 24, 2019 16:20

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

"Goddamn, all these pictures have blue skies or are at night. Doesn't anyone have a picture of the Sydney Opera House when it's overcast out?! Oh wait, here's one! Finally!"

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