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fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

Wendy's twitter sucks

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The only dream wrestlemania match that I'd pay to see is Undertaker vs Macklemore in a hell in the cell.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

fatherofmustard posted:

Wendy's twitter sucks

Corporate twitters are only unironically funny if they chance into an in-the-know joke naturally. Otherwise it’s like when you’re a teenager and your friends lonely dad tries to come in the room and hangout with everyone

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Edit: I wanted to make a 'Battle Of Wounded Knees' joke, but after looking up the actual 'battle' and finding it was a massacre, I'm just plain disgusted.

FullMetalJackoff fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Nov 23, 2019

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that korporate kid over at wendy makes me laugh my socks off every time. I believe they once said, "suck my balls and dick dx style"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1198056580958314496

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

fatherofmustard posted:

Wendy's twitter sucks

Let's go Wendy's twitter!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Martina is the best

https://twitter.com/mothfromdaflats/status/1198085704628129792

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



https://twitter.com/ddtpro_eng/status/1198102571354710017

There's a mashup of AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY and BIG KAIJU's music... :swoon:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pinwiz11 posted:

Needs googly eyes

Correct.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1198112615597260802?s=21

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/jmehytr/status/1198165027083014144?s=20

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


same

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Hayter is a perfect heel name.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Jack Swagger is also a perfect heel name and it's a shame it was wasted

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Jack Swagger is also a perfect heel name and it's a shame it was wasted

Especially because, all other things aside, the dude literally has none.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Remember when Jericho loving buried the Swagger character and catchphrase and ol Jake re-used it immediately after for the MMA match where he blatantly destroyed a dude's entire dick and balls?

Good times.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

AEW might not have any bootlickers (yet) but they'll definitely hire a jackboot

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
They have plenty of bootlickers

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


https://twitter.com/DanaBrookeWWE/status/1198291968230600707

Dana Brooke is good.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


With every passing day we get closer to an answer.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/luchasaurus/status/1198350323833655296

Awwh, poor Luchasaurus...

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Joey Ryan calling out this fan for going to the NJPW camera man school of cinematography

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1198373393944367105?s=19

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !



Everybody knows a real man wears a sheep mask.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Petit Gregory posted:

Everybody knows a real man wears a sheep mask.

Excuse me, that lovely sheep mask was designed by Tom Savini('s interns)

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


OctoberCountry posted:

Excuse me, that lovely sheep mask was designed by Tom Savini('s interns)

No the other one that was literally found in a Party City and painted black:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Remember when Jericho loving buried the Swagger character and catchphrase and ol Jake re-used it immediately after for the MMA match where he blatantly destroyed a dude's entire dick and balls?

Good times.

I dunno if you've watched Sammy's video blog but right after the fight Hager is with him and PnP talking about how only one of them came to fight that night, Even if he's just heeling that's a stupid as poo poo thing to say.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

https://twitter.com/GentlemanJervis/status/1198439722516807680

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Coward Tony do the needful

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I was thinking the same thing myself recently. Jervis seems like he'd be a slam dunk there.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://www.twitter.com/mauroranallo

:ohdear:

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010



curious if this had anything to do with it

https://twitter.com/WWEGraves/status/1198414519556562944

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
what happened with mauro??

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Seems like something to do with Nigel and Beth almost saying nothing the whole show.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Seams posted:

what happened with mauro??

Could be something to do with him naming Britt Baker on commentary during the Wargames match. In the post show conference call:
https://twitter.com/prowrestlingnet/status/1198451227899637761

Mauro may have HEAT for bringing her name up. No idea at all, though.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

how can you be in on the grift and still think the wwe hall of fame is real

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Super No Vacancy posted:

how can you be in on the grift and still think the wwe hall of fame is real

sterling james keenan has always been a mark.

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Is there any reason to think she would catch heat for this though? To me that just sounds like major projection. He's worried about her having heat because that's what the WWE would do to their workers in that situation. Not everybody is that petty though.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


yeah WWE is a cult and its members have no idea how things work in not-cults

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