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My kingdom for the ability to sort box alphabetically or by pokedex number
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Nov 24, 2019 17:46
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I always find the human looking pokemon such as the Machop or Ralts line too creepy to use. They invoke a combination of uncanny valley and unfortunate implications of slavery. Anthropomorphic pokemon such as Lucario or Lupunny are slightly less creepy but they still are for other reasons. Maybe I'm just looking too deeply into this but some of these pokemon may be sentient beings and they're being stuffed into balls and forced to battle for our amusement.
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Nov 24, 2019 17:47
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JordanKai posted:Me watching Hattrem evolution animation only to find out that she turns into this generation's weird sexy woman Pokémon. It's infinitely weirder to go online and post about how you saw a feminine monster design (One meant to be evocative of a witch no less) and you find it disgusting and you're 100% definitely do not find it sexy just for the record and will be filing this whole ordeal into the "Never ever even think about the pokemone again I promise" bin. There's definitely nothing weird going on in your brain about it at all my friend. (She's a cute trans pride witch I'm sorry you can't enjoy a thing because you assume someone somewhere is horny for it. Cause I mean you're not gonna be able to use literally any pokemon or play any video game ever made)
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Nov 24, 2019 17:50
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Guys I just want to let you all know that I in no way find Gmax Grimsnarl sexy and I will not be using that pokemon at all.
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Nov 24, 2019 17:53
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Nov 24, 2019 17:53
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I wonder what alcremie tastes like
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Nov 24, 2019 17:54
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Hatterene should be 50/50 male/female like Gardevoire and Mismagius
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Nov 24, 2019 17:58
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I have not had a single Gigantamax Pokemon stay in a ball yet, and it's getting super duper annoying.
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Nov 24, 2019 17:58
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have not had a single Gigantamax Pokemon stay in a ball yet, and it's getting super duper annoying. Yesterday, I got 1 Gmax out of 6 attempts.
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Nov 24, 2019 17:59
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:It's infinitely weirder to go online and post about how you saw a feminine monster design (One meant to be evocative of a witch no less) and you find it disgusting and you're 100% definitely do not find it sexy just for the record and will be filing this whole ordeal into the "Never ever even think about the pokemone again I promise" bin. You're absolutely right, to be honest. While there are a handful of Pokémon who I think have weirdly sexualised designs, Hatterene isn't one of them and I shouldn't have conflated them with the former.  I still don't like the design very much, but that's just because I don't like humanoid Pokémon in general. That's really all I wanted to express with my first point, that I was disappointed that the funny cone-hat Pokémon turns into more of a humanoid figure. It kind of reminds me of how I felt about Cacturne back when I first played Sapphire.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:01
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I admire your bravery. I only said a true thing. I do not like Grimmsnarl at all he looks like if the Green Goblin and Bayonetta had an awful child. Impdimp deserved better. Should have embraces his DQ rear end design and evolved into one of the dancing devils from those games.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:02
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wafflemoose posted:Maybe I'm just looking too deeply into this but some of these pokemon may be sentient beings and they're being stuffed into balls and forced to battle for our amusement. I didn't know N had a forums account.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:05
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Impidimp peaks with his second evolution, like Scorbunny. I also hate Grimmsnarl. I mostly hate his stupid tentacle hands. Get real hands bitch
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Nov 24, 2019 18:07
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Mega64 posted:I want to gently caress the cake. What the gently caress did I just walk into? Finally beat the champion. He actually beat me once because I had no idea how to counter dragapult, but I got him on the second try. Game is fun, but it's obvious they cut corners to release. A bit disappointing, but I still really enjoyed the game. Now time to maniacally catch every pokemon possible and get my rear end kicked online!!!
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Nov 24, 2019 18:10
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How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat?
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Nov 24, 2019 18:11
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I found a G-Max Centiscorch. Was excited until the AI just crumpled. Can't I just solo this poo poo? It's impossible when they don't use attacks and just die and get me kicked out
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Nov 24, 2019 18:13
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soscannonballs posted:How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat? It's good and I dunno if you know this about crabs or fish but they'd eat you just as fast. Rend, Slaughter, Devour your enemies. Framboise posted:I found a G-Max Centiscorch. Was excited until the AI just crumpled. Can't I just solo this poo poo? Yes. Push button better. Or just slap candies onto something strong against centiscorch till it's level 100 and do it.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:13
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soscannonballs posted:How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat? The same way people eat meat in this world? I mean I guess you can use Pokemon to assist in butchering other Pokemon for consumption, as well as to keep the meat fresh and to transport it, so if anything it should much easier and more economical in Pokemon world to eat your pets.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:16
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soscannonballs posted:How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat? I feel like that's an issue you aren't supposed to think about.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:16
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hell yeah just randomly caught a square shiny metapod
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Nov 24, 2019 18:17
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have not had a single Gigantamax Pokemon stay in a ball yet, and it's getting super duper annoying. Yeah the host seems to have a decent catch rate but everyone else has gotta be like 10%, tops. I hope this is increased in a patch.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:18
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I like to think that science is so advanced in the setting that they can make lab-grown meat that's on par with naturally grown stuff.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:19
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Mega64 posted:The same way people eat meat in this world? Judas Tauros
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Nov 24, 2019 18:21
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Humans in the Pokémon world have their gut bacteria produce B12 in the small intestine like every other mammal and as such can eat a largely vegetarian and vegan diet without supplements. All the meat products are tofu or are naturally shed like Slowpoke tails. No, this post wasn’t an excuse for me to wonder at the fact that humans absorb B12 in the small intestine but the bacteria that make it only live in the colon, meaning that we have to get B13 from outside sources despite making it ourselves, why?
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Nov 24, 2019 18:25
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Also just to help massage everyone's bad catch luck on Gmax poo poo, you can't even use them in online play and they don't breed it down so don't worry too much if you don't catch one cause it'll be gone in a year and the most you can do with it now is....The Battle tower, maybe?hopeandjoy posted:Humans in the Pokémon world have their gut bacteria produce B12 in the small intestine like every other mammal and as such can eat a largely vegetarian and vegan diet without supplements. All the meat products are tofu or are naturally shed like Slowpoke tails. Sorry no that's actually Sobble you're eating in that curry.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:26
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A lot of pokemon in the games are basically just animals, so eating one of those seems about morally equivalent to eating a pig or a cow. It's not like in the anime where they all inexplicably have human-level intelligence and are capable of understanding speech, which I always thought was odd. Yes, even as a small child, because I was strange. Could a pokemon in the anime setting become a pokemon trainer? There's not much reason why they wouldn't be able to, right? What's to stop a Machamp from picking up a pokeball and figuring it out? They've had like 100,000 episodes, they've probably addressed that.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:35
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BearDrivingTruck posted:I like to think that science is so advanced in the setting that they can make lab-grown meat that's on par with naturally grown stuff. The lab grown meat is actually just a tauros and miltank playing together until an egg appears, and then fully grown cowmons emerging from the eggs and being butchered, while a pokescientist rides on another tauros in a small box nearby.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:38
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Speaking of raids if you’re having issues with them: Level up a pokemon to 100. Seriously, that’s it. Turns out the NPCs the game gives you are scaled to the pokemon you use. So if you’re using a 60-70 lvl pokemon the rest of your team will be around the same level and get 1 hit by anything. Pump your pokemon of choice with XP candy and suddenly you can solo most/all raids because the AI doesn’t get marked immediately. Dex update: I’m at 345 collected and beginning to slow down. I’m beginning to run into a lot of gimmick/trade evos and the remaining sword exclusives I’ve yet to get via trades. It’s taken me 70 hours to get to this point so I’d say I’m getting my money’s worth even though this is a bad game! Just kidding, it’s a really fun game but once I finish the living dex I’ll probably put it down until Home gets here and I can do a little more breeding/trading. Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 18:39
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I have 38 hours, 173 pokemon and I just decided to go get my 3rd badge. I like the wild area.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:40
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the games and other media are pretty clear about the pokemon/human relationship being mutually beneficial. pokemon like getting stronger, they evolve either much easier with a trainer or in some cases only when they have a trainer. they also get much better care, and wild pokemon are often depicted as jealous of trained ones. a trainer's pokemon are basically professional (or amateur/semi-pro) athletes and entertainers. plus there's tons of examples of people who have pokemon that don't battle at all so it's easy to reason that pokemon who don't want to fight simply don't, probably by not approaching trainers in the wild for an honor duel.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:42
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395 it's just 4 trade evos and a cover legendary back and forth and then I can put this game away and never play it again.
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Nov 24, 2019 18:45
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the animation for hyper beam in this game is uh... intense https://i.imgur.com/t7VRtLx.mp4 JordanKai posted:That's really all I wanted to express with my first point, that I was disappointed that the funny cone-hat Pokémon turns into more of a humanoid figure.  also one of my favorite new mons. that ketchup squeeze bottle carried my team through the game
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Nov 24, 2019 18:50
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soscannonballs posted:How does anyone in pokemon world justify eating seafood or even any kind of meat? Isn't there a Slowbro Tail Curry in this game? Edit: yeah :format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/65707107/2019110820240100_3c66b776db1aa06323037049facd96d3.0.jpg)
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Nov 24, 2019 19:05
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:Also just to help massage everyone's bad catch luck on Gmax poo poo, you can't even use them in online play and they don't breed it down so don't worry too much if you don't catch one cause it'll be gone in a year and the most you can do with it now is....The Battle tower, maybe It's a drat shame cause sandacondas gmax form is one of my fav designs, love my drill snake
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Nov 24, 2019 19:09
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Your Computer posted:fwiw she's still a lil gremlin Thank goodness it's not Gothitelle.
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Nov 24, 2019 19:14
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I'll gently caress any pokemon. just watch me. watching my dick rapidly melt into a charred goo as it approaches a slugma
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Nov 24, 2019 19:19
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Bleck posted:I'll gently caress any pokemon. just watch me. watching my dick rapidly melt into a charred goo as it approaches a slugma what's slugma
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Impidimp are all male and Hatenna are all female, they're found in the same areas, and they both evolve into hair monster fairies. They're the same species, even if the breeding mechanics probably don't support it. A tauros/miltank kinda situation.
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