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People who think weed isn't a drug or substance or whatever you want to call it. I give 0 shits about people consuming whatever drugs they want, unless it's killing them, but if you smoke every loving day all day and are constantly either high or wanting to smoke then guess what you're an addict, and also very boring because I like doing things with friends besides smoking TofuDiva posted:This is interesting! Are there any papers or articles on it? Not that I can currently link from work but it is totally a thing. To me it's pretty noticeable in people who don't have regional accents. Like I'm from the southwest living in the east and among generic-sounding people I can absolutely tell who's from here and who's from closer to home. Vocal fry, like, things? Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 20, 2019 17:18
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Shibawanko posted:I hate British people who overuse "sorted" for everything You're gonna love this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzWthp8j4D4
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Nov 20, 2019 17:27
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Negrostrike posted:You're gonna love this It's fine in this context and this time period but once every rube starts using it constantly I hate it. I just really hate cliched language, especially if it's common in advertising like "sorted" is now. Same reason I hate "is a thing" really.
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Nov 20, 2019 18:15
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I have an engineer that ends instructions with "sounds good." It's not "sound good?," or "sounds good!," it's "soundsgood."
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Nov 20, 2019 18:24
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I had a teacher that ended two thirds of her sentences by tacking on the word "quick" and wouldn't believe that she was doing it until somebody recorded it.
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Nov 20, 2019 19:10
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:People who think weed isn't a drug or substance or whatever you want to call it. This but with caffeine. Please don't try to surprise me by buying me a coffee! I have pills to deal with my one (1) morning coffee! I will have a panic attack if I have any more and no i can not just relax
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Nov 20, 2019 19:36
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:Judging by what other people love to do you should call all animals whatever sex your animals at home are. If a person has a female dog they call most every dog a her by accident. Not that they should be doing that but it does seem to happen a lot. The dogs don't care, they're just happy to be included in the conversation. I admit to doing this with cats - defaulting to "she" but both my cats are female.
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Nov 20, 2019 20:22
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MightyJoe36 posted:I admit to doing this with cats - defaulting to "she" but both my cats are female.
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Nov 20, 2019 20:27
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Andrast posted:You hang out in some really weird communities I'd like to know where these otherwise normal spaces online are.
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Nov 20, 2019 20:34
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This forum here is definitely one Just a bunch of normies all chatting about normal things, online
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Nov 20, 2019 20:39
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Documentary and news report titles that start with "Inside". gently caress off.
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Nov 21, 2019 17:19
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When you get that pressure in your ear and your earbuds form a weird suction inside and stop sounding right
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Nov 22, 2019 21:27
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That's why I don't hold my farts
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Nov 22, 2019 22:02
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One of my ears is janked up and I probably only have 20% hearing in it, so every goddamn social situation I'm in ends up with a super quiet talker who wants to talk to me on my bad side, and the loudest conversation in the world happening on my good side so I cant hear poo poo. Also people get offended by me constantly asking them to repeat themselves but not enough to actually speak any louder or to actually acknowledge me saying "I CAN'T loving HEAR FROM THIS SIDE IF I WAS IGNORING YOU I WOULDNT ASK YOU TO REPEAT YOURSELF YOU SOCIAL BURDEN"
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Nov 22, 2019 23:26
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When people use stress as an excuse to treat people in their general vicinity like poo poo. Once you recognize it it's on you to calm the gently caress down or find a way to relieve the stress in a way that does not inconvenience people who have nothing to do with your problems. I have so far managed to do so without receiving a medal. You don't have to be superman, but there has got to be limits for how much of a douche you can be to strangers because you had a bad day.
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Nov 23, 2019 05:43
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Public Transport Victoria's useless app, and the screens at bus and tram stops. They just don't give accurate information. Or even consistent information. I don't know how or why, but somehow the app and the screen can give completely different departure times and then the tram or bus shows up at some other random time anyway. And the printed timetables are just some kind of optimistic hypothetical.
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Nov 23, 2019 08:55
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People who clap their hands every time they laugh.
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Nov 23, 2019 19:31
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Shibawanko posted:People who clap their hands every time they laugh. Seals!
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Nov 23, 2019 21:28
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Brawnfire posted:Seals! Seals never laugh
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Nov 23, 2019 21:37
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Drives me nuts when people feel the need to be like "hahaha, you're just like Sam on lovely Netflix Show, you know what I mean???!". Can I just be me? Like I realize my personality isn't unique but that poo poo is embarrassing and annoying. Decouple your personal and professional relationships from the media you consume, please.
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Nov 23, 2019 22:20
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Somebody is slut shaming you pretty hard with that one.
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Nov 23, 2019 22:36
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Riatsala posted:Drives me nuts when people feel the need to be like "hahaha, you're just like Sam on lovely Netflix Show, you know what I mean???!". Can I just be me? Like I realize my personality isn't unique but that poo poo is embarrassing and annoying. Decouple your personal and professional relationships from the media you consume, please. People would constantly tell me I reminded them of Dwight from the Office, which honestly seems like an insult so I can't imagine how they thought I'd take it
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Nov 23, 2019 23:08
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Brawnfire posted:People would constantly tell me I reminded them of Dwight from the Office, which honestly seems like an insult so I can't imagine how they thought I'd take it Could be worse; a couple people have told me I'm like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. I think it's mostly because I'm basically the only science nerd they've ever met and I know about astronomy and stuff, but it makes me think holy poo poo, you just laid a scathing insult on me with a smile on your face, what is wrong with you??
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Nov 23, 2019 23:35
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Inspector 34 posted:Somebody is slut shaming you pretty hard with that one. Good loving luck with that; I've been sucking miles of dick since before "Sam" was even alive and I'll never not be proud
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Nov 24, 2019 00:18
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I work nights at a jewish deli and I do not understand how people are still calling in here asking for subway poo poo No we do not have a meatball sub. No we do not have a cheese steak. No we cannot toast our bread. Yes there is only the one kind of cheese. Your dumb asses should be glad I still deliver past midnight instead of yelling at me for not having your specific sort of sandwich that we are not advertising and never claimed to make
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Nov 24, 2019 21:20
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DontMockMySmock posted:Could be worse; a couple people have told me I'm like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. I think it's mostly because I'm basically the only science nerd they've ever met and I know about astronomy and stuff, but it makes me think holy poo poo, you just laid a scathing insult on me with a smile on your face, what is wrong with you?? I've been told that I'm Raj, I have no idea what that means because I loving hate that show.
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Nov 24, 2019 21:39
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Iron Crowned posted:I've been told that I'm Raj, I have no idea what that means because I loving hate that show. Are you the wacky foreigner in your friend group? Do you lean into stereotypes of your ethnicity in a desperate bid to be accepted?
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Nov 24, 2019 21:49
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Are you the wacky foreigner in your friend group? Do you lean into stereotypes of your ethnicity in a desperate bid to be accepted? Nope, I'm very white
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Nov 24, 2019 21:50
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Iron Crowned posted:Nope, I'm very white
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Nov 24, 2019 23:28
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I just got a Mike Bloomberg 2020 ad while showing a coworker a music video on youtube My peeve is Mike Bloomberg and ads and jesus gently caress all this. We are not your audience Mike, no one here was going to vote for you but your dumbass ad has made it worse go the gently caress away
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Nov 25, 2019 00:02
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In middle school I got compared to Daria. My name is Patrick and people would also bring up SNL’s It’s Pat! which I had never seen and had a suspicion they made up. I was scrawny and had straight blonde hair, nothing like the character. Still wasn’t great.
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Nov 25, 2019 00:08
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I just got a Mike Bloomberg 2020 ad while showing a coworker a music video on youtube During the last Australian election mining billionaire Clive Palmer and his political party United Australia Party carried out a media blitz. He bombarded the entire country with his ads in every medium. They were everywhere, you couldn't switch on a TV, read a paper, walk down a street or watch a youtube video without seeing one of his ads. He spent AU$60 million and didn't win a single seat. I was blocking his ads every single day for a couple of months on youtube because every time you blocked one a new one would appear. I loving hate Clive Palmer and put him last on my voting preferences which is quite an achievement when nazi Fraser Anning and racist Pauline Hanson were on the ballot too (They were the bottom 3 out of 40+ candidates).
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Nov 25, 2019 00:16
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I work nights at a jewish deli and I do not understand how people are still calling in here asking for subway poo poo It seems you could avoid all that and make shitloads of money by having meatball subs, cheese steaks and more cheeses.
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oldpainless posted:It seems you could avoid all that and make shitloads of money by having meatball subs, cheese steaks and more cheeses. except for buying all that stuff and the gear to prepare it and the real estate to put all that in for the minority of idiots that want toasted steak and cheddar or whatever bullshit, usually around midnight more like olddeliless Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Nov 25, 2019 |
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Nov 25, 2019 02:00
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Helith posted:I loving hate Clive Palmer and put him last on my voting preferences which is quite an achievement when Islamophobic garbage fire Fraser Anning and Queen of the Turbo-Racists Pauline Hanson were on the ballot too (They were the bottom 3 out of 40+ candidates). Fixed that for you. Seriously, WTF is it with Australia and having the absolute worst shithead racist politicians?
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Nov 25, 2019 02:02
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ZakAce posted:Seriously...Australia...shithead, racist... There you go! I also feel, as an Australian, that idiocy is often under played as a national characteristic.
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Nov 25, 2019 02:19
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Elissimpark posted:as an Australian I'm sorry
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Nov 25, 2019 02:37
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edgar is that episode where bobby gets gout accurate? Can you give me gout within the next few days? Kind of want to get out of an engagement so if you can hook me up with something that will make my toe be in unbearable pain, i'd appreciate it.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:edgar is that episode where bobby gets gout accurate? Can you give me gout within the next few days? Kind of want to get out of an engagement so if you can hook me up with something that will make my toe be in unbearable pain, i'd appreciate it. yes give me three days
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