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Hey...hey, hey you guys. I'm drunk.
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No I swear I'm totally drunk af.
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Nov 24, 2019 06:02
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Honky Dong Country posted:Hey...hey, hey you guys. I'm not. 34 days. Longest since 2012. 
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Nov 24, 2019 06:03
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I'm not. 34 days. Longest since 2012. Seriously man, good job. No joke, my best friend is a guy that just doesn't drink and he's cool af no matter what the setting. He just doesn't drink except bullshit like the champagne at new year kind of gimmick stuff. Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Nov 24, 2019 |
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Nov 24, 2019 06:04
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It's a shot that's 1.5x strong for 5 dollars I'm drunk but I feel like I still did a good job describing it But that's what a drunk person would say so I don't trust me either
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Nov 24, 2019 06:21
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I'm drunk enough to be watching columbo He is accusing some lady of killing her husband on a boat
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Nov 24, 2019 06:33
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Nooner posted:I'm drunk enough to be watching columbo My sister used to live in columbo
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Nov 24, 2019 07:07
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Honky Dong Country posted:Seriously man, good job. 
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Nov 24, 2019 07:58
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Drunk on lovely beer and fireball. Hooray
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Nov 24, 2019 08:23
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I was given a bottle of Chinese liquor, Kweichow Moutai, that's apparently worth hundreds of dollars and goddamn is it piss.
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Nov 24, 2019 08:34
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I drank some red wine and now drinking a vodka Tonic
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Nov 24, 2019 23:48
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Is four 6 packs a week in your mid to late 20s too much beer?
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Nov 25, 2019 00:32
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Had a 6er and a bottle of wine last night, today has been pretty brutal but then I took a nap and am about to get right back on the horse!
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Nov 25, 2019 00:39
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The Bananana posted:Im about to start drinkin', and i aint stopping till the cowboys win! LOL rip dude
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Nov 25, 2019 00:54
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Well gently caress couldn't make it, picked up a 6 from the store...here goes nothing 
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Nov 25, 2019 04:08
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what kind of drugs am i allowed to be on in this thread?
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Nov 25, 2019 05:27
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Drinking a six pack of three Floyd's alpha king. Never seen this poo poo in Pennsylvania until today. I'm hype.
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Nov 25, 2019 05:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX_U3u5I7-I Not much. Apparently drunk people co-opt.
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Nov 25, 2019 05:47
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Probably should cut back on beer but it's technically the weekend for six more minutes!
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Nov 25, 2019 05:54
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zaepg posted:Is four 6 packs a week in your mid to late 20s too much beer? Lol uh I sure hope not because that would be super bad news for me
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Nov 25, 2019 06:53
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zaepg posted:Probably should cut back on beer but it's technically the weekend for six more minutes! I don't get it, how are beers and the weekend related? zaepg posted:Is four 6 packs a week in your mid to late 20s too much beer? Pretty sure that's called "being a teetotaller".
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Nov 25, 2019 13:20
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zaepg posted:Is four 6 packs a week in your mid to late 20s too much beer? Anything over 2 anna half put you solidly into "heavy drinker" category according to 30 year old material.
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Nov 25, 2019 13:43
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Hey Google, is going through 1.75 liters of svedka a week bad?
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Nov 25, 2019 16:34
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Edgar posted:Hey Google, is going through 1.75 liters of svedka a week bad? yeah what the gently caress you can get cheaper vodka than that
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Nov 25, 2019 18:28
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i don't drink a lot compared to other people but i have a drinking problem in that if it's around i will drink it. like i will get a 12 pack or something, the first one takes an hour, the second a half hour, the third 15m, etc, maybe i'll have 6 or 8, then the next morning i'll start again having one at 8:30 am or whatever, and continuing from there. and i feel terrible the whole time, it just makes me feel bad. so i usually don't keep it around at all but continue to buy some sometimes for some godforsaken reason. it sucks because i like the taste of certain things a lot but i just can't have it around anymore
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Nov 25, 2019 18:36
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I've had two cans of lager and two sodium hyaluronate eye drops, watch the gently caress out
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Nov 25, 2019 18:43
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7 days on the seltzer wagon!!!!!!
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Nov 25, 2019 20:57
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numberoneposter posted:7 days on the seltzer wagon!!!!!! Did u add moonshine to it
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Nov 26, 2019 02:54
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let it mellow posted:Did u add moonshine to it Lol moonshine is to be drunk straight out of the jar
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Nov 26, 2019 04:23
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I drank way too much last week weekend, and then I thought I was going to die (I also thought there was a demon in my house, but that's incidental.) and was horribly sick for like two days, having horrible stomach pain, shivering, shaking, couldn't keep anything down, not even water. Like, I was change my ways sick for a couple days there. I thought I had alcohol poisoning (and maybe?), but on reflection: I'd run out of mixers, was already not okay to leave the house, so I had these boxes of orange vitamin-C fizzy-drink powder that my late wife's hoarder aunt sent me a couple years ago. so I was using that to mix drinks with vodka. I think I had around ten of those. (probably more, but they weren't tall. just. full of vitamin C.) didn't think about it really at the time, because vitamins are good for you right? pretty sure I gave myself acute vitamin C poisoning. worse than any hangover I've ever had (probably all of those things, but yeah.) The Breakfast Sampler fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 26, 2019 |
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Nov 26, 2019 04:54
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you had 10,000 mg of vitamin c or the equivalent of 166 oranges lol
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Nov 26, 2019 05:32
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good lord that's not how vitamins work
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Nov 26, 2019 05:38
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Good job avoiding scurvy! edit: yarr ahoy matey arr
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Nov 26, 2019 06:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:Anything over 2 anna half put you solidly into "heavy drinker" category according to 30 year old material. I worked in an urgent care briefly and one of the questions in the charting software was about alcohol consumption, and the options were none, 1-2 drinks a week, 3-4 drinks a week, 1-2 drinks daily, 3-4 drinks daily, and 5+ drinks daily. It was like, drat, you’re missing out on a massive spectrum of alcohol consumption. Like, if someone has a sixer a week, are we supposed to chart them as a daily drinker? Nonsense.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:05
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Time to pregame family time
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Nov 28, 2019 00:12
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Eldercain posted:Time to pregame family time Today and the day after thanksgiving is the number one days according to the manager of my local brew pub. Lol
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Nov 28, 2019 00:29
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Hell I'd be there tomorrow too if they were open. People keep telling me you only get one family and I'm like yeah I guess I should be thankful there aren't more lol
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Nov 28, 2019 00:30
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its not thanksgivin in canada for some reason the next time im drinking its going to be xmas eve and you butter believe im going to get very refreshed
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I'm working remote and the last hour or so of my designated shift is now powered by Bon & VIV spiked seltzer. Here in the great state of UTAH just increase from 3.2% to 5% so i'm getting a bit buzzed more.
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