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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




thanksgiving leftovers are the greatest food on earth

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

i still think its real

everything is real if you just believe

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Except for birds, those arent real

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

yeah, that was him. he didn't mind being made fun of for that, but telling him his condominium was actually an apartment was enough to make him ragequit. very odd

“You can gently caress my wife but DONT YOU DARE talk poo poo on my condo”

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


a fun game on the internet is to comment on every story about an act of violence committed by a white person stating this proves that white people are genetically predisposed to violence

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I'm sure there are a lot of good ways to make a turkey but none of my relatives ever seem to try anything other than just putting it in the oven till it hits 165 or whatever, so I've never had good turkey.

I don't think this is a unique experience.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Any new polls today?

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

I'm sure there are a lot of good ways to make a turkey but none of my relatives ever seem to try anything other than just putting it in the oven till it hits 165 or whatever, so I've never had good turkey.

I don't think this is a unique experience.

You must baste it regularly with liberal tears for the juiciest turkey

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



try stuffing the turkey with 2 parts ranch 1 part boiled egg

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:( I'm only 38

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

the best turkey i did was brined for 2 days in apple juice, salt and spices then smoked on a weber for 18 hours but i had to wake up every 2 hours during the night to check/adjust temps which sucked

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gently caress + cum in the turkey

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squizzle posted:

thanksgiving leftovers are the greatest food on earth
only if stored correctly

picking apart a dry turkey husk after five days uncovered in the fridge is a mediocre experience at best

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

I'm sure there are a lot of good ways to make a turkey but none of my relatives ever seem to try anything other than just putting it in the oven till it hits 165 or whatever, so I've never had good turkey.

I don't think this is a unique experience.

my relatives all boil vegetables instead of embracing the god given right to roast them no wonder people hate on the divine and pure brussels sprout they don’t know how to make it right!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


They should make Turkey & Gravy Pizza Bagels

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
just dont eat the dry turkey and go to mcdonalds on your way home :patriot:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Okay GenXer

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



So like, if you ever want to stop for any reason you have to steer into a crowd of pedestrians or something

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

new kind of cat posted:

my relatives all boil vegetables instead of embracing the god given right to roast them no wonder people hate on the divine and pure brussels sprout they don’t know how to make it right!

Yeah, my parents would only steam vegetables, no seasoning at all, and it took me years to find out that squash and zucchini aren't inherently disgusting.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Squizzle posted:

gently caress + cum in the turkey

I don't like this reboot of american pie

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Dolphin posted:

only if stored correctly

picking apart a dry turkey husk after five days uncovered in the fridge is a mediocre experience at best

that is a sin, at least you know what to get them for christmas (tupperware)

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Oh it's America's pre-Christmas holiday soon, cool

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
elon musk is a cocaine golem, of course hes loving insane

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pancakes posted:

Okay GenXer

NOOO!

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

angerbeet posted:

Oh it's America's pre-Christmas holiday soon, cool

It sucks rear end

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

my god, he's already disappearing from his past posts!

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1198985975298449409

puttin on my best law suit for all the law i'm about to do

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

It sucks rear end

Hello family I don't care for, see you in a month! Ridiculous. Get better at spacing out unpleasant family ritual, America!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


How are they going to pay for their medical expenses? :ohdear:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah, my parents would only steam vegetables, no seasoning at all, and it took me years to find out that squash and zucchini aren't inherently disgusting.

Hell same.

Good turkey tip: separate out the breast from the legs/thighs/wings. Then remove the pieces as they get done rather than removing the whole thing when the last bit of thigh or whatever finishes.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i'm so tired of the holidays already

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
TPUSA Constitution Facts

The President is the CEO of the United States, and the people who work for the federal government are his employees

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1198763539906859008

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All the family I like moved away, now it's dreaded GF ohio-style family uuuughHh

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Thoguh posted:

Any new polls today?

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1198483584396517376

Feel the Walshmentum

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Law suit? No, fraud guarantee!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

can't complain about thanksgiving tbh, even if I wasn't leaving Thursday, my company gives me both Thursday and Friday off

Black Friday is the loving worst, I do not miss working in retail

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


baw posted:

TPUSA Constitution Facts

The President is the CEO of the United States, and the people who work for the federal government are his employees

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1198763539906859008

they've adopted pretty well to openly conflating the US and Donald Trump, huh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/FacesPics/status/1198636406211526657

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i don't really care about thanksgiving, i deal with my wife's crazy family for a couple of hours and then go home and play video games

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




angerbeet posted:

Hello family I don't care for, see you in a month! Ridiculous. Get better at spacing out unpleasant family ritual, America!

thanksgiving fuckin owns

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