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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Prism posted:

I'm not likely to give Crowder the benefit of the doubt here.
:same:

Casually mispronouncing a Turkish-American as 'Professor Chink' because you can't be bothered to look up the actual pronunciation is at least passive-aggressive racism.

Then again knowing his usual bad faith shtick, maybe it's deliberate so that we spend more time arguing about that than the rest of his lolworthy bit.

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Guavanaut posted:

:same:

Casually mispronouncing a Turkish-American as 'Professor Chink' because you can't be bothered to look up the actual pronunciation is at least passive-aggressive racism.

Then again knowing his usual bad faith shtick, maybe it's deliberate so that we spend more time arguing about that than the rest of his lolworthy bit.

Yeah, I'd bet that the point is so he can get away with using a racial slur while hiding behind a fig leaf of deniability.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Has a union or a newspaper ever declined to endorse a candidate for president?

The FOP backing Trump came up in a discussion last night. The quick bit of it is:
Bro: Everyone thinks cops are racist assholes
Me: The FOP endorsed Trump, who is a racist rear end in a top hat
Bro: The DNC wouldn't meet with cops
Me: That's no excuse for endorsing a racist rear end in a top hat.
Bro: They had to endorse someone
Me: Why?

I realize that the FOP is super into Trump, but had they decided not to be bigoted dickheads, could they have said something along the lines of "The DNC wouldn't meet with us so we cannot endorse the democratic candidate. On the other hand it's loving Trump, so we're not endorsing him either"?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

There's certainly nothing compelling them to endorse anyone, no, but they aren't going to pass on it because it's expected of them and they want to feel like they are throwing their weight around. I think that I have seen it happen more often in the opposite sense, where there are two local candidates who are very similar and a local union or paper will basically say 'yea ok whatever, we're good' because there isn't a meaningful policy difference and they don't really want to stump for one person on personality and risk losing.

If I recall correctly, the National Review was strongly anti-Trump and as a magazine opposed his candidacy. I don't believe they ever turned that around and endorsed him when he was the Republican pick.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I seem to remember a few newspapers explicitly not endorsing Trump for president in 2016, but I can't remember which.

Tequila25
May 12, 2001
Ask me about tapioca.

MasterSlowPoke posted:

I seem to remember a few newspapers explicitly not endorsing Trump for president in 2016, but I can't remember which.

More newspapers that endorsed Mitt Romney in 2012 either endorsed Clinton or had No Endorsement than endorsed Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_newspaper_endorsements_in_the_2016_United_States_presidential_election

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
It came from FB:

Jerry Duboise Sr. is in Eight Mile, Alabama.

The Social Security check is now (or soon will be) referred to as a "Federal Benefit Payment?" I'll be part of the one percent to forward this. I am forwarding it because it touches a nerve in me, and I hope it will in you. Please keep passing it on until everyone in our country has read it.

The government is now referring to our Social Security checks as a "Federal Benefit Payment." This isn't a benefit. It is our money paid out of our earned income! Not only did we all contribute to Social Security but our employers did too. It totaled 15% of our income before taxes.

If you averaged $30K per year over your working life, that's close to $180,000 invested in Social Security.

If you calculate the future value of your monthly investment in social security ($375/month, including both you and your employers contributions) at a meager 1% interest rate compounded monthly, after 40 years of working you'd have more than $1.3+ million dollars saved!

This is your personal investment. Upon retirement, if you took out only 3% per year, you'd receive $39,318 per year, or $3,277 per month.

That's almost three times more than today's average Social Security benefit of $1,230 per month, according to the Social Security Administration. (Google it – it’s a fact).

And your retirement fund would last more than 33 years (until you're 98 if you retire at age 65)! I can only imagine how much better most average-income people could live in retirement if our government had just invested our money in low-risk interest-earning accounts.

Instead, the folks in Washington pulled off a bigger "Ponzi scheme" than Bernie Madoff ever did. They took our money and used it elsewhere. They forgot (oh yes, they knew) that it was OUR money they were taking. They didn't have a referendum to ask us if we wanted to lend the money to them. And they didn't pay interest on the debt they assumed. And recently they've told us that the money won't support us for very much longer.

But is it our fault they misused our investments? And now, to add insult to injury, they're calling it a "benefit", as if we never worked to earn every penny of it.

Just because they borrowed the money doesn't mean that our investments were a charity!

Let's take a stand. We have earned our right to Social Security and Medicare. Demand that our legislators bring some sense into our government.

Find a way to keep Social Security and Medicare going for the sake of that 92% of our population who need it.

Then call it what it is: Our Earned Retirement Income.

99% of people won't forward this. Will you?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Has anyone asked them what the recipient of any other pension policy is usually called?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
It also ignore the reality that Social Security is not a personal retirement account, but a collective anti-poverty benefit originally set up for the aged. The first person to receive a monthly check had only contributed for 3 years when she turned 65 but received benefits until she turned 100.

"Who was the first to receive Social Security benefits?
During the Social Security program's start-up period between January 1937 and December 1939, the SSA only made one-time, lump-sum payments. According to SSA historians, Ernest Ackerman was the first recipient of Social Security benefits -- 17 cents, paid to him in January 1937. The first person to receive monthly benefits was Ida May Fuller from Vermont, who retired in November 1939 and started collecting benefits in January 1940 at age 65. In the three years that Fuller worked under the program, she contributed a total of $24.75. Her first benefit check was for $22.54 and she went on collecting benefits for 35 years, until 1975, when she died at age 100. In this time she collected a total of $22,888.92."

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Imagine how lovely it must be to pay into social security benefits that you know you won't receive.

Now imagine not getting medicare

How horrible it must all be. As a millenial I don't sympathize with any of it as I eat my 22-dollar avocado and tide pod bespoke toast

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Dec 2, 2019

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Clinton wanted to invest Social Security money in the stock market, here is an L.A. Times article from 1999 quoting Alan Greenspan as calling it "socialism."

What's hilarious is the article predicts Social Security going broke in "15 years" when the Boomers start to retire. This is more evidence that the coming Boomer retirement apocalypse is just a cudgel to transfer government funds to private companies.

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1999-jan-31-fi-3406-story.html

LA Times posted:


Clinton’s Investment Plan--Shrewd or Socialist?
By THOMAS S. MULLIGAN
JAN. 31, 1999 12 AM
TIMES STAFF WRITER
NEW YORK — In the two weeks since President Clinton first proposed investing Social Security funds in the stock market, any hope that a consensus opinion might emerge from the nation’s normally genteel economic fraternity seems all but lost.

Opponents, led by Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan, have burst forth to claim that the idea would lead to well-intentioned bureaucratic meddling in markets at best, and outright socialism at worst.

Supporters--eyeing the bonanza that Wall Street’s historic bull market has been for investors--champion the plan as a way to bring more Americans into that party while addressing the undeniable long-term funding shortfall facing Social Security.

Yet many of the questions being raised are, for the most part, answerable only on a theoretical level: Does the government, by owning stocks, take those earnings away from private investors? Or by contributing more capital to free enterprise, does the government increase the long-term wealth creation potential of society? Economists can’t agree.

The Clinton plan itself is, so far, lacking all but the barest details: To rescue Social Security from being bankrupted by the retirement of the baby boomers beginning 15 or so years from now, Clinton proposes earmarking nearly two-thirds of the projected federal budget surplus through 2015 for the Social Security trust fund.

Of this sum, 25%--an estimated $700 billion over 15 years--would be invested in the stock market.

Clinton also proposes a new class of retirement funds for lower-income Americans. The government would contribute matching funds as an incentive for people to save more for retirement. Potentially, hundreds of billions of dollars of this money also could go into the stock market.

Putting aside the major question of whether the federal budget will even achieve the surplus totals that Clinton projects, economists seem to agree that the sheer size of the proposed investment wouldn’t be enough to swamp the stock market. Even if it all were invested at once, it would come to less than 10% of the nearly $12-trillion total value of U.S. stocks.

State and local pension funds, by contrast, already hold $1.12 trillion of stocks, according to consulting firm Greenwich Associates. Yet there is no debate over whether that has somehow compromised the U.S. capitalist system.

No, it isn’t the size of the investment; it’s the identity of the investor that raises the hackles of most opponents of the Clinton plan.

Heading the list is Greenspan, who reiterated Thursday before a Senate committee his view that it would be impossible to insulate the Social Security fund from political pressure “to allocate capital to less than its most productive use.”

What the Fed chief had in mind are regulations--fairly common among public pension funds--that either “target” investments into areas such as low-income housing or that ban investments in companies that sell tobacco, for example.

Because of such rules, Greenspan said, public funds tend to have lower average returns than private ones--even assuming a large investment in stocks. “There is evidence that suggests that the greater the proportion of trustees who are political appointees, the lower the rate of return,” the Fed chief added.

According to the Cato Institute, a Washington think tank that favors privatizing Social Security, 42% of public pension plans have targeted investments and 25% have investment restrictions.

A Texas school board, in one extreme example, ordered the divestiture of Walt Disney Co. stock in its teachers’ pension fund as a protest against certain movies made by a Disney film unit, said Cato executive Michael Tanner. He cited a 1995 study showing that the average returns of plans with such restrictions were 2 percentage points lower than those of unfettered plans.

To Greenspan, as laudable as any social goals might be, it is a mortal sin, economically speaking, to put any investment objective above seeking the highest free-market return at a given level of risk.

Interfering with that process means jeopardizing the development of new technologies and services--the very basis of our standard of living, he said.

But former Clinton Labor Secretary Robert B. Reich, now an economics professor at Brandeis University, said Greenspan should know better than to say it is impossible to insulate a federal institution from political interference. Indeed, the Federal Reserve itself is a counter example.

Under the Clinton plan, direct investment decisions would be made not by government officials but by 10 or so private money management firms hired in open bidding.

Because of the size of the funds, most of the money probably would be managed “passively"--that is, invested in index funds that attempt to mirror the performance of such market barometers as the Standard & Poor’s 500-stock index.

“Investing in index funds creates a second firewall” against political meddling, Reich said.

Yet there are other reasons why officials might want to intervene in the investment process than simply to steer money toward pet projects.

The California Public Employees’ Retirement System (CalPERS), the nation’s largest public pension fund, has for years tried to prod under-performing corporate managements, issuing annual “10 worst” lists of companies whose shares it owns.

But while that approach might work for CalPERS, it takes on an entirely different tone when it’s Uncle Sam doing the complaining.

Writing in the Wall Street Journal last week, economist Milton Friedman said that had the government fully funded its Social Security obligations by investing everything in the stock market beginning in 1937 when the system was created, government today “would own more than half of all corporations"--amounting to “complete socialism.”

Greenspan said the risk of government interference might be worth taking if the plan would leave Americans better off, but he said that is doubtful. He sees the exercise as “essentially a zero-sum game.”

How so? Social Security funds now are invested in U.S. Treasury bonds--super safe but generating relatively low returns compared with stock. Private pension funds, meanwhile, mainly own stock.

As the government sells its Treasury bonds to buy stock, or invests in fewer Treasuries, Greenspan said, there would be a “mirror-image displacement of corporate securities by government securities in private portfolios.”

In other words, somebody must earn less if somebody else is to earn more.

Exactly right, says Alicia H. Munnell, a Boston College professor and member of the President’s Council of Economic Advisors. She agrees with Greenspan that there would be no difference in overall investment earnings, but says there could be a big change in how the gains are distributed.

Lower-paid workers, for whom Social Security will make up a significant part of their retirement income, stand to benefit the most from an increase in the rate of return earned by the trust fund, she said.

It is true that Social Security is a defined-benefit plan--that is, recipients get a fixed monthly payout regardless of how the trust-fund investments perform. But if stock purchases improve that performance, Munnell said, it should reduce pressure on Congress to raise payroll taxes, cut benefits or raise the age when recipients start receiving checks.

The debate, she said, should be less about whether to invest than how. Should the money be invested collectively with all decisions made by government-appointed money managers, or should it be invested through individual accounts with taxpayers making their own decisions about how to allocate funds?

To Munnell, the answer is simple: It has to be done collectively because it’s too expensive otherwise. Money management firms would charge very small investors too much to do the job, she contends, despite Greenspan’s point that the economy is better off when all investors are free to make their own decisions about allocating capital.

Some observers, while conceding that the debate over all of this is just getting started, wonder if it’s already moot. Sarah Teslik, executive director of the Council of Institutional Investors, argues that no government ever saves anything for the next generation except by mistake.

Even the Roman Empire, renowned for long-range planning, would have invested far less in its superb aqueducts had it known they would outlast the Caesars, Teslik suggests.

In today’s poll-driven atmosphere, where politicians rarely look past the next election and with pressure mounting in Congress for an income tax cut, it is even less likely that the government will put any hard cash into savings--in the stock market or anyplace else, Teslik said.

“I would love to see it,” she said, “but it won’t happen.”

Thomas S. Mulligan can be reached by e-mail at thomas.mulligan@latimes.com.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

I think the newest piece of culture referenced here is the Charlie Brown Christmas, from 1965.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The whole thing really has a "gently caress you dad" vibe

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

DariusLikewise posted:

The whole thing really has a "gently caress you dad" vibe

I'm just saying, that guy's dad is definitely dead.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Same except it's going to be christmukkah and we have a Star of David tree topper and also we just watch enjoyable movies, sometimes and sometimes not including the classics, based on how we feel

Is what I would say to people that share this if I wasn't afraid of them shooting me and my family

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Has there ever been anyone who was offended by "Two birds one stone?"

I mean, outside of Twitter?

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

SimonCat posted:

Has there ever been anyone who was offended by "Two birds one stone?"

I mean, outside of Twitter?

There was some PETA thing asking people not to say it at some point. And since PETA likes to get free publicity by saying ridiculous poo poo all the time, it's safe to say that no real person is offended by it.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Sure showed all those liberals (?) what’s up.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

ponzicar posted:

There was some PETA thing asking people not to say it at some point. And since PETA likes to get free publicity by saying ridiculous poo poo all the time, it's safe to say that no real person is offended by it.

Speaking as a vegetarian most of my life, and former vegan, please don't listen to PETA about anything

They are an insane asylum of crazies

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ponzicar posted:

There was some PETA thing asking people not to say it at some point. And since PETA likes to get free publicity by saying ridiculous poo poo all the time, it's safe to say that no real person is offended by it.

Yeah PETA news that hits me is 100% crazies screaming about something PETA did to make them scream

Apathy420
May 18, 2017

by Cyrano4747

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
How many of those years did the Republicans control Congress?

And I watch Christmas movies whenever I want, so the fact that you're complaining about Christmas movies during the Christmas season leads me to respond: Triggered much?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


If only

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really


It's an 'opposite day' poster in two ways because not only did that poo poo not happen, he mostly got the Bush admin to do the things that he wanted them to do (though the main part he did want, the Caliphate in the Middle East under his guidance didn't happen)

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004


TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Unless you live in like, France or Iceland, you're barely shaving anything off your CO2 emissions by running a BEV anyway, because the electricity grid is that dirty.

Add in the cost of manufacturing a new car, and the cost of a car at new, you're probably best off getting a hybrid that's a few years old.

NatasDog
Feb 9, 2009

I love broke brained boomer memes like these because any rational person's reaction should be "But..that's also bad and more should be done about that as well?" and not "Look at this privileged girl taking her life for granted while the system I advocate for gladly exploits children in the 3rd world!"

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I will never forgive Greta Thunberg for having invented and implemented capitalism worldwide

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


She literally brought up how there were people worse off than her. None of these people actually engage with reality.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



1. Sexing human remains always carries a caveat of "most likely this biological sex" and can vary by analyst in edge cases.
2. Quite frequently the skeleton is fragmentary enough that, well, good luck.
3. The study of gender in archaeology is a thing, and the spectrum and performance of gender models are used a lot. Quality of research varies and yes, some of it is hamstrung by pre-conceived biases being applied by researchers.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Got to use fake movie archaeologist who found the Holy Grail or whatever, because a real archaeologist is just going to be some know-it-all egghead who starts talking about Two-Spirit people

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really


They also see nothing wrong with the second image.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

KiteAuraan posted:

1. Sexing human remains always carries a caveat of "most likely this biological sex" and can vary by analyst in edge cases.
2. Quite frequently the skeleton is fragmentary enough that, well, good luck.
3. The study of gender in archaeology is a thing, and the spectrum and performance of gender models are used a lot. Quality of research varies and yes, some of it is hamstrung by pre-conceived biases being applied by researchers.

Stupid Archaeologist: This was an enormous find, because based upon the grave goods and the method of burial, we can accurately posit that this was a member of a specific social class, a person who fit a role outside the conventionally-understood modern male and female gender binary. A person in this gender classification would have had special duties in their society, including--

Me, a Serious Cynic: It's got the Dick Bone

Stupid Archaeologist: While, biologically speaking, the skeleton could most likely be classified as belonging to a male human, the role within their community put them outside of and--in some ways--above what we understand to be "male" and "female" gender roles. In fact, there are many societies which even today demonstrate gender different in classi--

Me, a Smart Biology-Knower: He had a doodad when he was alive. Checkmate.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

KiteAuraan posted:

2. Quite frequently the skeleton is fragmentary enough that, well, good luck.

This is something everyone kind of things about fossils, they just kind of show up fully made and with every part accounted for. I was talking about Lucy with some 10th graders and they were kind of puzzled and amazed that they found less than half of it.

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Just switch those pictures with a tumbleweed to show nobody wants to live in middle America.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Congresspeople are well known for having a direct hand in the governance of their home states, that's why they meet in washington dc for business.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Or just a big sign that says middle America with a big picture of meth in the middle.

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

KiteAuraan posted:

1. Sexing human remains always carries a caveat of "most likely this biological sex" and can vary by analyst in edge cases.
2. Quite frequently the skeleton is fragmentary enough that, well, good luck.
3. The study of gender in archaeology is a thing, and the spectrum and performance of gender models are used a lot. Quality of research varies and yes, some of it is hamstrung by pre-conceived biases being applied by researchers.

Hell, even just within the binary they occasionally get things wrong. Find a grave where the body is clad in armour surrounded by weapons? Yep, clearly a dude! What, the skeleton appears biologically female? No way, that's just a dude with narrow shoulders! Even physical evidence mounts up that this person was biologically female, and some other records suggest she was considered a woman in her time? No way! Everybody knows only men ever did things with weapons!

All sorts of research is deeply coloured by the cultural preconceptions of whoever is doing the it, and it's a constant struggle to try and mitigate this.

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