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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
truk p

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Nonsense posted:

Does it bring you joy?

eh

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

angerbeet dated trump???

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



also, I know who the tweet is talking about personally, and she's one of the only people doing anything productive in this state. the stress of it is killing her, but she's sacrificing her well-being to unfuck the country.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i'm pretty sure that someone actually put something in front of trump that corresponds with what he's tweeting

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


i wish david foster wallace had lived to see chris coons’ life go this way, i think he at least made it to coons balding

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

i'm pretty sure that someone actually put something in front of trump that corresponds with what he's tweeting

you parachute dropped the poll to rporut

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
REPEAL THE SISTER ACT NOW

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the drug war bothers me

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

But did you piss on him?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ArmZ posted:

you parachute dropped the poll to rporut

there's all sorts of lovely and dubious data points made by pollsters. Parscale paying someone a couple hundred k a year to massage things just so to make big daddy trump happy is well within expected behavior

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ArmZ posted:

you parachute dropped the poll to rporut

hint: its a likely voter screen applied to select "swing states" that makes the electorate massively old and white

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

jesus christ

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Al! posted:

REPEAL THE SISTER ACT NOW

LOCK HER UP

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

Sounds like you might have just ducked getting hacked to pieces by a sobbing incel

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

super into racism

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
So uh I'm spoiler tagging this for people who care but last night's Watchmen had Fred Trump get shot in the head by a black man for being part of a racist mind control conspiracy.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

FactsAreUseless posted:

lmfao at the Angerbeet post

His mom was a preacher of some kind so the only books in his place were The Secret or bibles also all of the framed pictures were of churches at like, a specific time of day??

He made a cheeseball for that new year's eve thing but was wearing a jockstrap as underwear

Oh also it tuned out he's been married to a friend of mines boyfriend?

He was also very specific in wanting our first date to be skating on the public rink and broke up w me via text hours after I bought skates because he couldn't live with me atheism.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

Alpha

Male

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you can laugh at the piss nazi boyfriend all you want but you only have to spend like 15 minutes on tinder to realize how bleak it is out there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Is there a dating ap for everyone

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trmpr

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TRUMP

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


maybe there's a market for a cspam dating app

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So uh I'm spoiler tagging this for people who care but last night's Watchmen had Fred Trump get shot in the head by a black man for being part of a racist mind control conspiracy.

ok symbol got brought in and made super dumb as well

anyways at least we are getting to the point that our fuckall awful timeline is towards the point where its generating good media

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

maybe there's a market for a cspam dating app

Talkspace already exists

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




angerbeet posted:

His mom was a preacher of some kind so the only books in his place were The Secret or bibles also all of the framed pictures were of churches at like, a specific time of day??

He made a cheeseball for that new year's eve thing but was wearing a jockstrap as underwear

Oh also it tuned out he's been married to a friend of mines boyfriend?

He was also very specific in wanting our first date to be skating on the public rink and broke up w me via text hours after I bought skates because he couldn't live with me atheism.

you can say no thanks after the first date u know

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


angerbeet posted:

His mom was a preacher of some kind so the only books in his place were The Secret or bibles also all of the framed pictures were of churches at like, a specific time of day??

He made a cheeseball for that new year's eve thing but was wearing a jockstrap as underwear

Oh also it tuned out he's been married to a friend of mines boyfriend?

He was also very specific in wanting our first date to be skating on the public rink and broke up w me via text hours after I bought skates because he couldn't live with me atheism.

Wait so the pisster act viewing party wasn't a date?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

video games and movies don't really prepare you for the reality of how hosed a car is if its wheels even leave the ground for a half second

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

maybe there's a market for a cspam dating app

sees pam

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

angerbeet posted:

His mom was a preacher of some kind so the only books in his place were The Secret or bibles also all of the framed pictures were of churches at like, a specific time of day??

He made a cheeseball for that new year's eve thing but was wearing a jockstrap as underwear

Oh also it tuned out he's been married to a friend of mines boyfriend?

He was also very specific in wanting our first date to be skating on the public rink and broke up w me via text hours after I bought skates because he couldn't live with me atheism.
Lmfao at the second paragraph. I can't connect those two ideas mentally but I love that they're together.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I beat that is the farmersonly people

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

angerbeet posted:

I dated a guy who was super into The Secret. He was also super into racism and being pissed on. Also he had a tiny dick and that's ok but he got really drunk on champagne and started going on about how small it was while we watched Sister Act and Sister Act 2.

He had this collection of mammie cookie jars and was all like "oh you're not going to start about the cookie jars are you?"

It was not an ideal New Year's Eve.

this year, i am thankful for This Post

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


going to stick my dick in this

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i hope all you squares and prudes know that piss is normal now

it's' just normal, it's in the overton sex window

piss is on the streaming porn sites now

people are saying it's gonna be YOOGE in 2020

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

going to stick my dick in this


where's plinkey's keyboard :thunk:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



donal trumor

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nichael posted:

going to stick my dick in this


good lord

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