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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Oh my god Trump just introduced the Subway Hero!!!! I heard that guy is also the Beeper King! NEW YORK!!!!!!!

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Is he gonna give the dog a medal

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

he's going to say obama would have killed the dog.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh my god Trump just introduced the Subway Hero!!!!

jared fogle?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Dog press conference for fascist dog is rather disappointing.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

juche avocado posted:

get a load of that president

No

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I hope he makes dog the secretary of the Navy

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
time to watch trump act like an extremely normal human around a dog that has probably killed people

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

angerbeet posted:

He was just Christ and cum and capitalism all over, bossy bottom with a watch collection and a drawerful of jocks. This is why I don't date Americans!

oh that sucks i kinda figured he was a bottom when you said he was wearing jockstraps just as like regular underwear

im a drunk gay american and i apologize on behalf of all of us

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

cumshitter posted:

were bringing back preema nockis, were bringing it back. everywhere i go, all the people, the people are saying, mr. president, please gently caress my wife on our wedding night. i was just at a rally and this man, a big marine, right out of central casting, he comes up to me, crying, crying, he's crying and asking me, "mr. presidnet, please gently caress my fiance, please preema nockis my fiance"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:kiddo:

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



dog gonna come out as a war criminal too

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
get a load of that dog

GET A LOAD OF IT

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

He's going to try to make some sort of stupid example with the turkey

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






not that reading, oh god

safe to step away from the gay diction when i reference the big beautiful man in charge

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh my god Trump just introduced the Subway Hero!!!! I heard that guy is also the Beeper King! NEW YORK!!!!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
are we going to learn the dog's name or is that still classified?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Oh. It's the dog.

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://twitter.com/EamonJavers/status/1199016738580504578?s=19

Can't wait!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chudlandia's got the biggest, brightest legal minds working overtime

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Did you guys know that Trump demands that the turkeys are a mated pair and he ALWAYS pardons the female because be believes she feels the pain of losing her mate and he wants the turkey ro live with that the rest of her life.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's gonna be the baghdadi dog

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
or some dog who looks like it

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

I hope he makes dog the secretary of the Navy

And folks, he can even swim! It's the doggie paddle, but many people are saying that's the best swimming stroke. You're hearing it more and more.

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
he's a good boy, folks. some are saying the best boy

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I remember when they showed that dog in a midst of explosions so I wonder if there was a comedy movie happening in the past two months where they had to find the perfect replacement.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Oh. It's the dog.

:lol: he's going to run that into the ground

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
trump is finally gonna say the n word

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Chudlandia's got the biggest, brightest legal minds working overtime


They're already just making up their own rules, might as well

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Cao Ni Ma posted:

dog gonna come out as a war criminal too

didn't trump say they unleashed the dog on women and children

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
trump pardons one turkey and sics the murder dog on the other

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cumshitter posted:

oh that sucks i kinda figured he was a bottom when you said he was wearing jockstraps just as like regular underwear

im a drunk gay american and i apologize on behalf of all of us

i also apologize on behalf of the stoned bottom-ish jockstrap caucus

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
given a medal LIKE A DOG

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Trump's going to try to turn this into a Checkers moment lol

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TRUMP TRUMP TRuMP TRUMP

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Firing the sec of navy for bizarre reasons and then lionizing a dog at the White House

Perfectly normal

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

euphronius posted:

Firing the sec of navy for bizarre reasons and then lionizing a dog at the White House

Perfectly normal

The Dog is going to join the Navy.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: he's going to run that into the ground

i hope he gets booed at the dog press conference and doesn't leave the presidential apartment for the rest of his time in office

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

cumshitter posted:

oh that sucks i kinda figured he was a bottom when you said he was wearing jockstraps just as like regular underwear

im a drunk gay american and i apologize on behalf of all of us

He would have been a lousy top, he was correct in that his dick was small, which is ok, whatever, but I am listening to Whoopi talk to the rude teens about the pope I do not need yr dick information at this moment.

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