The Daily Life Of A Certain NEET: It's fine if they think I'm pooping, isn't it?

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Sir Bobert Fishbone: Jan 16, 2006; Beebort

DicktheCat posted:

I hope op is okay.

Lol (s)he posted 5 hours ago

# ? Nov 26, 2019 04:56

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lofi: Apr 2, 2018

Aino Minako posted:

Look at all these thread noobs, havin their first taste of the NEET. Feels good, doesn’t it? I’m sure you can stop whenever you want. You make fun of all the posters who can’t stop with the NEET. So pathetic, huh?

But then then a week goes by and Mr. Steak is MIA and doesn’t answer his PMs. Maybe you throw a parody panel or two out there.. but still no NEET.

Two weeks go by and no NEET yet. You realize you’ve had the NEET shakes and NEET sweats for days. So you try to translate yourself but there are so many kanjis and goddamn these onomatopoeia.

Next thing you know you’re reading some mspaint crap about sonic just to get a fix and a chuckle. And you wonder why you ever even looked at the NEET to begin with. And you wish you could take it all back. Even FYAD doesn’t compare to how low you’ve stooped.

I know. I was just like you once.

Started reading the BYOB comic thread last week, too real bruh.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 05:02

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:30

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Sir Bobert Fishbone posted:

Lol (s)he posted 5 hours ago

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THEM!!

B-baka!

...It's not like I like them or anything.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:35

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Mr. Steak posted:

Lmao guess we'll find out more about that meat.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:46

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

ArtIsResistance posted:

Y'all are doing that goon thing where you creep the gently caress out of content creators instead of that other, superior, goon thing where you post NEET NEET NEET NEET

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:47

Xenocides: Jan 14, 2008; This world looks very scary....

It�s people. Old neighbor�s meat is made out of people.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:48

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Steak posted:

And his heart grew three sizes that day.

And then he died from a sudden drop in blood pressure.
All according to keikaku.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:50

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

NEET MEAT NEET MEAT NEET MEAT

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:55

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Grevling posted:

NEET MEAT NEET MEAT NEET MEAT

# ? Nov 26, 2019 07:02

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Nov 26, 2019 07:16

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

NEET MEAT IS PEOPLE

# ? Nov 26, 2019 07:31

Mr. Steak: May 9, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Nov 26, 2019 08:25

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

That's a good start with the translation, are you going to finish it off?

# ? Nov 26, 2019 08:38

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Here, I'll help

Top left: electricity something something
Bottom left: something something legs
Right: ice? whatever

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:33

Hot Stunt: Oct 2, 2009

I didn't think NEET would eat the old man's meat but then he ate the old man's meat.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:33

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

I hope NEET doesn't accidentally murder suicide his neighbour

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:46

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

hemale in pain posted:

I hope NEET doesn't accidentally murder suicide his neighbour

Nah NEET's more about the suicide-murder

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:51

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

I'm the polkadot bra hanging up to dry on the window of the other building.

I know the internet is full of sex crazies, but I didn't expect to see people getting horny over a windchime.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 12:05

dirby: Sep 21, 2004; Helping goons with math

simplefish posted:

Here, I'll help

Top left: electricity something something
Bottom left: something something legs
Right: ice? whatever

Microwave
Table
Refrigerator

# ? Nov 26, 2019 12:16

hyphz: Aug 5, 2003; Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.; Unlockable Ben

Dammit the old man turning out to be someone who bought poison to try to get famous as a murderer would have been a hell of a closure

# ? Nov 26, 2019 12:46

lofi: Apr 2, 2018

I want to see Tohru make a friend and become a chef. Even Tohru deserves a bit of happiness.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 12:59

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Tohru just ate some of the polkadot bra's owner.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 13:05

Disgusting Coward: Feb 17, 2014

Gay Baby Housing Complex.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 13:12

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Man to Tohru: Your body ain't lying

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:05

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

I'm just glad maybe NEET might make the first actual friend of his adult life here.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:23

Sir Bobert Fishbone: Jan 16, 2006; Beebort

Pretty pumped for the next NEET meat meet

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:25

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Tohrus hair is getting scruffy, hope there's a haircut in this hippys future

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:48

Chef Bourgeoisie: Oct 9, 2016; by Reene

Tohru's gonna ask new neighbor to help him move stuff in and immediately lose his only potential adult friend when he's told to kick rocks

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:57

Attack on Princess: Dec 15, 2008; _{To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!}

Mr. Steak posted:

Ate the prison food.
Does not want the old man food.
Is an idiot.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 16:01

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

someone posted a random comic strip on Facebook and I reflexively started reading it right to left and was confused why it didn't make sense

OP what have you done

# ? Nov 26, 2019 16:10

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Kazak posted:

Tohrus hair is getting scruffy, hope there's a haircut in this hippys future

Old neighbor is going to give him a haircut but not the haircut he expects(!!)

# ? Nov 26, 2019 16:22

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Straight White Shark posted:

someone posted a random comic strip on Facebook and I reflexively started reading it right to left and was confused why it didn't make sense

OP what have you done

I do this all time when presented with comics now.

Definitely all the NEET I've been reading and not any other kind of comics that come in Japanese.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 16:57

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Just the other day I read some random horror manga where a couple moves into an apartment. Any time they start loving the neighbour knocks on the door and offers them food since she made too much. Obviously it turns out the's cooking babies.
In conclusion: NEET totally ate a baby.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 18:25

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Donnerberg posted:

Ate the prison food.
Does not want the old man food.
Is an idiot.

Tohru is an idiot? WHAAAAAAAT?!

# ? Nov 26, 2019 18:28

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Do people still read webcomics now adays? It feels like the most 2005 thing ever. I can't picture myself loading up PVP or something every day in TYOOL 2019.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 19:56

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

I wish you'd feel like that about posting on this website you hack rereg.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 19:59

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

TheAardvark posted:

Do people still read webcomics now adays? It feels like the most 2005 thing ever. I can't picture myself loading up PVP or something every day in TYOOL 2019.

Do people still post on bulletin boards nowadays? It feels like the most 2005 thing ever. I can't picture myself loading up SA or something every day in TYOOL 2019.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 20:11

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

I used to read and love Penny Arcade, just checked and its still up and updating, three times a week. The arts terrible now and I accidentally read the most recent few comics right to left. ⭐_ _ _ _

# ? Nov 26, 2019 21:10

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Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

TheAardvark posted:

Do people still read webcomics now adays? It feels like the most 2005 thing ever. I can't picture myself loading up PVP or something every day in TYOOL 2019.

kill six billion demons is v v good

but it's the kind of thing I don't check daily so much as remember every month or so and go 'oh hey lets catch up'

# ? Nov 26, 2019 22:07

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