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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



torgeaux posted:

This end of the "proud to have served" spectrum is why my car, my clothes, my golf gear, everything, is free of mention of Army service.

Yup. My DL has a veteran endorsement on it, and if I desire to own a car again I'll get vet plates. But other than that, nope. The people like the image at topic here have no identity other than the Army, it has completely subsumed all other facets of their life.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Kind of want NDSM license plates. Or AAM.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

A Bad Poster posted:

Kind of want NDSM license plates. Or AAM.

Good conduct

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Just the army service ribbon for me

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Is there one for pistol marksmanship without device?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
The worst looking medal ever, the Humanitarian Service Medal.

https://www.afpc.af.mil/About/Fact-Sheets/Display/Article/421883/humanitarian-service-medal/

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Knife hand medal

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Lol

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Needs a BMP or T-55 turret.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Look how gracefully the suspension supports that AA platform

CMD598
Apr 12, 2013

Yeah but you get a lot of people asking wtf is that, and then you get tell stories.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

"I was awarded this medal for superior knife-handsmanship."

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

A Bad Poster posted:

"I was awarded this medal for superior knife-handsmanship."

Another acceptable answer: "Distinguished Masturbation Medal."

(Left-Handed Device available)

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Intermilitary Administrators unite

https://youtu.be/JpgPD5M9AJs

“This one’s for typing. This one is for dart champion. And this one is for surfing!”

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Another acceptable answer: "Distinguished Masturbation Medal."

(Left-Handed Device available)

Awarded for valorous combat jerk

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

BIG HEADLINE posted:

Another acceptable answer: "Distinguished Masturbation Medal."

(Left-Handed Device available)

I prefer the term “Combat Whacktion Ribbon”

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

When did the Taliban get so fashionable? How did they get designer velvet jackets and $10k thermal scopes? Are all the Taliban commandos fashionistas now?

https://twitter.com/AnalystMick/status/1198669331913224194

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
He's just engaging in remembrance day pageantry.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
That's a lot of extrapolation

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
What’s the current acceptable term for “gear queer” and how do you say it in Pashto

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He wears clothes that are body conscious

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

LibCrusher posted:

What’s the current acceptable term for “gear queer” and how do you say it in Pashto

I thought it was "tacticlol"

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

LibCrusher posted:

What’s the current acceptable term for “gear queer” and how do you say it in Pashto

Geardo works

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LibCrusher posted:

What’s the current acceptable term for “gear queer” and how do you say it in Pashto

He’s like a saudi metrosexual trustafarian mujahideen dark tourist of some sort

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

McNally posted:

Geardo works

I guess but it just doesn’t hit the same 😕

tacticlol is decent tho

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
He dresses like a goddamn pimp-queen

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

He dresses like a goddamn pimp-queen

I already referenced Fruity Rudy buddy!

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I know but you cn never have too much Fruity Rudy

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://imgur.com/gallery/mOr9tI6

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:yikes:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

As a similarly stupid man, fuuuuuuuuuck.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Dude. gently caress

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
Everyone looking up half seated wondering why he stopped having everyone jump feels like a basic human emotion.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Fffffffff I thought I was watching a dude die

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Fffffffff I thought I was watching a dude die

You might have been. Report I was shown said he died later of physical trauma. I mean he didn't open the reserve chute until a couple hundred feet up or so if my perspective of that video serves

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

McNally posted:

Geardo works

Geardo shot first.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
maclunkey!

So did the static line just rip right out of his chute?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Scratch Monkey posted:

maclunkey!

So did the static line just rip right out of his chute?

Hard to say. The chute may have gotten caught on something on the plane and ripped, it may have been defective out of the bag. The chute looked shredded. Not sure what Russian chute protocol is, but for modern American ones it's an 8 count before pulling the reserve, and watching that makes me think that I'd probably want to yank that reserve at a 4 count.

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

You might have been. Report I was shown said he died later of physical trauma. I mean he didn't open the reserve chute until a couple hundred feet up or so if my perspective of that video serves

Oh drat, I thought it was really low but couldnt really tell how fast he'd still be going

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