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Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

zoux posted:

What was the Iowa’s mission in 1989? Carrier escort?

Being "cool"

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Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
The "intentional sabotage by gay man" that just happened to take place in an under-maintained turret with inexperienced personnel who were being directed to intentionally overload the guns in a dickwaving contest (that was not actually authorized, one dude just kind of snuck it in).

There's a lot not to like about the military. This is a good reminder of it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ice Fist posted:

Being "cool"

Mission: accomplished.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
iirc similar to carrier battle groups the Iowas were put in BBGs with their own escorts, etc.

what they would have actually done in a Red Storm Rising ww3 who knows

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
They shelled Lebanon and Kuwait, so there's that.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

SimonCat posted:

They shelled Lebanon and Kuwait, so there's that.

To important effect or just because we had them

Neophyte posted:

iirc similar to carrier battle groups the Iowas were put in BBGs with their own escorts, etc.

what they would have actually done in a Red Storm Rising ww3 who knows

Probably eat a couple of whatever the USSR equivalent of an Exocet was

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Ice Fist posted:

Being "cool"

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

unless you were being facetious in which case fu

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

To important effect or just because we had them


Probably eat a couple of whatever the USSR equivalent of an Exocet was

Look, Reagan said we needed a massively expanded navy so now we have to figure out what to do with these things

Though they would be quite good at absorbing missile fire at least, even with modern munitions they're apparently quite hard to sink.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

It performed admirably at the job of being the first Iowa class battleship.

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

bewbies posted:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

unless you were being facetious in which case fu

I'm not being facetious.

The Iowas are loving cool ships and I don't know many milhist nerds that aren't incredibly nostalgic about them, and naval gunnery in general. Who doesn't like a 16 inch rifle? But, isn't it for these same nostalgic reasons that some lawmakers demanded they be put back into service?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



zoux posted:

What was the Iowa’s mission in 1989? Carrier escort?
Penis enhancement and direct fire support.

As for the polearms I always thought the different heads were for specialty purposes and they just tend to get preserved because they're weird whereas "a spear head" is not. But they'd have purposes like hooking a guy off his horse.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ice Fist posted:

I'm not being facetious.

The Iowas are loving cool ships and I don't know many milhist nerds that aren't incredibly nostalgic about them, and naval gunnery in general. Who doesn't like a 16 inch rifle? But, isn't it for these same nostalgic reasons that some lawmakers demanded they be put back into service?

It's also why we get Trump and his buddies jerking themselves off over the navy. It's nostalgia for a time when US naval power gave us essentially worldwide supremacy over smaller countries to project ourselves on them (whether they wanted us to or not), but also because I think they have trouble understanding the more complex world of modern warfare. The days of the Iowa-class were the days where big guns and planes with bombs won wars, and having more guns and more planes meant you were better. But now you have information warfare, missiles, electronic warfare, etc. that make this a lot more complicated.

It's nostalgia not just for the big guns, but what those guns represented. It's a simpler time when they were in power and there was a clear, easily understandable projection of that power. As things get harder for them to understand and our influence slips due to mismanagement and occasional bouts of outright evil, they want that back.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think the US still has a pretty big Navy though

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

zoux posted:

What was the Iowa’s mission in 1989? Carrier escort?

Ram stuff (mostly missiles and torpedos)

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Ice Fist posted:

I'm not being facetious.

The Iowas are loving cool ships and I don't know many milhist nerds that aren't incredibly nostalgic about them, and naval gunnery in general. Who doesn't like a 16 inch rifle? But, isn't it for these same nostalgic reasons that some lawmakers demanded they be put back into service?

I'm sure nostalgia contributed, but they really did offer several capabilities that have not been replicated since they and all the other armored big gun ships were retired.

those capabilities were not in line with their operating costs, which is why they are museum ships now, but there was definitely was a good faith argument for their activation at the time.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I'd also add it's a nostalgia for the American Industrial War Machine that could build so many BIG SHIPS and bombs it literally could bomb a country into the Stone age.

Edit:

zoux posted:

I think the US still has a pretty big Navy though

But it could be so much bigger! We don't even have any battleships anymore!

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

zoux posted:

Probably eat a couple of whatever the USSR equivalent of an Exocet was

The USSR had MUCH bigger antiship missiles for this kind of thing. Which is just as well since the Iowas were the last actually armoured warships afloat.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I did a few clicks through various polearm wikipedia pages and holy poo poo are those all just poo poo piles of nerd poo poo wars over semantics.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

feedmegin posted:

The USSR had MUCH bigger antiship missiles for this kind of thing. Which is just as well since the Iowas were the last actually armoured warships afloat.

To expand:

Exocet: weighs 670 kilos, top speed of Mach ~0.9, has a 165 kilo warhead



Kh-22: weighs 5,800 kilos, top speed of Mach 4.6, 1,000 kilo warhead (optionally several hundred kilotons)

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Epicurius posted:

It wasn't "somehow". Brown's plan was to grab the guns, and then send people to nearby plantations to recruit slaves from there. When he had enough people, he planned to head south with a slave army, growing along the way as it attacked plantations and recruited slaves from them, as well as seizing more weapons and supplies.

It wasn't a great plan, but, you know, it worked for Spartacus up to a point. Brown's problem was that he overestimated the willingness of slaves to join him (I think he got about 30) and underestimated the response time of the Virginia militia and US Army.

I was under the impression that he believed that the initial slaves would have been brought to him by God or something. I can't find the source but I remember reading that his initial plan didn't have the numbers he needed because Harriet Tubman and Fredrick Douglass refused to help him because the plan was terrible and incredibly unlikely to succeed. He thought that God would give him the initial men because he believed he was on a mission from God. The whole thing was suicide.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
WW2 Data

The Hs 293's estranged cousin is up today; the Hs 298 being an air-to-air version of the missile. How exactly did it operate? What were its capabilities? How many were ordered and/or attempted to be produced? All that and more at the blog!

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Be on the look out for hey guns showing up to his next reenactment with a diamond-encrusted sword: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/25/thieves-steal-priceless-treasures-dresden-green-vault-museum

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Pontius Pilate posted:

Be on the look out for hey guns showing up to his next reenactment with a diamond-encrusted sword: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/25/thieves-steal-priceless-treasures-dresden-green-vault-museum

The sad thing is that there's basically a 99% chance that the thieves will melt the stolen poo poo down for precious metals and gems rather than keeping them in one piece.

Basically they're going to get spot price for cultural treasures.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
I dunno. A few years back there was a spout of heists of Chinese cultural treasures in European museums sponsored by Chinese billionaires in the same kind of targeted way, with the artifacts now presumably hidden away in their mansions. Maybe some insanely rich person wanted that diamond encrusted sword for their collection?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Depressingly sad that is the better scenario.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

I was under the impression that he believed that the initial slaves would have been brought to him by God or something. I can't find the source but I remember reading that his initial plan didn't have the numbers he needed because Harriet Tubman and Fredrick Douglass refused to help him because the plan was terrible and incredibly unlikely to succeed. He thought that God would give him the initial men because he believed he was on a mission from God. The whole thing was suicide.

Harriet posted:

Tubman herself was effusive with praise. She later told a friend: "[H]e done more in dying, than 100 men would in living."

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Koramei posted:

I dunno. A few years back there was a spout of heists of Chinese cultural treasures in European museums sponsored by Chinese billionaires in the same kind of targeted way, with the artifacts now presumably hidden away in their mansions. Maybe some insanely rich person wanted that diamond encrusted sword for their collection?

Unless Hey Guns is secretly an insane billionaire I seriously doubt it.

(Hey Guns, please be an insane billionaire. Will write analytical essays or moderate internet forums on a mercenary conctactor basis.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

I was under the impression that he believed that the initial slaves would have been brought to him by God or something. I can't find the source but I remember reading that his initial plan didn't have the numbers he needed because Harriet Tubman and Fredrick Douglass refused to help him because the plan was terrible and incredibly unlikely to succeed. He thought that God would give him the initial men because he believed he was on a mission from God. The whole thing was suicide.

Douglass refused to help because he thought a raid on a federal armory would spark a federal response and there was no way Brown could have taken on the Federal government (which he was right about). Tubman was involved in some of the initial recruiting, but she didn't participate, and we don't know why. Some reports say that she was recruiting volunteers for him when it happened, and they didn't get there in time. Or she was sick. (Tubman had brain damage from being hit in the head by a metal weight her owner had thrown at another slave who displeased him, which led to both visions that she believed were from God and also bouts of crippling pain and fever).

I don't know of any particular belief he had that God would miraculously send him people. I'm pretty sure his main plan was to set up camp in the mountains of Western Virginia and then use that as a base to attack plantations and liberate slaves, and grow his army through either freed slaves or from escapees that made their way to him, and count on the inhabitants of the area, who tended to be anti-slavery, to protect him.

The raid on Harpers Ferry was supposed to be just that, a raid...he had hoped to overpower the armory, grab the weapons and get out, but because of various tactical mistakes made during the raid, the area responded with an armed force sooner and in greater strength than he expected, and they were trapped there. It was never supposed to be a stand and die mission. They wanted to get guns and get out.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




I'm playing catch up on the thread, but this just came to my attention, the most 30 Years War thing ever: a game based on negotiating the Treaty of Westphalia for exactly six players, and only six players.

https://hollandspiele.com/products/westphalia-1

quote:

Westphalia concerns the diplomatic negotiations and military campaigns that brought an end to the Thirty Years War and Eighty Years War. The question isn't a matter of who "wins" the war - that was decided a long time ago. Instead, each player seeks to arrive at a settlement that meets their own political, confessional, and economic goals. These goals are not mutually exclusive: if multiple players meet their victory conditions, they all win. The trick is, if all six players manage to meet their goals, then the game goes to a scoring round, and only one player wins.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


LostCosmonaut posted:

To expand:

Exocet: weighs 670 kilos, top speed of Mach ~0.9, has a 165 kilo warhead



Kh-22: weighs 5,800 kilos, top speed of Mach 4.6, 1,000 kilo warhead (optionally several hundred kilotons)


Two Exocets couldn't even sink a frigate

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

CommonShore posted:

I did a few clicks through various polearm wikipedia pages and holy poo poo are those all just poo poo piles of nerd poo poo wars over semantics.
The semantics argument is more interesting than the same 19th century nerds arguing about how they were used.

There are a couple of period sources on how to fight with poleaxes and halberds, but they're largely framed in a 1-on-1 practice session. "Hit then on the head and stab them in the face" is the gist of it, with the occasional trip attack. There's not a lot on the weird poo poo but odds are they work much the same.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

FuturePastNow posted:

Two Exocets couldn't even sink a frigate

The Kh-22 on the other hand looks like it could take out a frigate just by falling on it

Can the Russian missile cruiser use these or similar missiles? If yes, that thing could probably take out a fleet of Iowas on its own

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Pontius Pilate posted:

Be on the look out for hey guns showing up to his next reenactment with a diamond-encrusted sword: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/25/thieves-steal-priceless-treasures-dresden-green-vault-museum
i saw this, everyone who's into dresden saw it, it's terrible

also polearm head shapes are the way they are because you can hook people or parry with them, that's it. some of them are exceptionally nifty but the over-strict taxonomy smells like bullshit to me

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Koramei posted:

I dunno. A few years back there was a spout of heists of Chinese cultural treasures in European museums sponsored by Chinese billionaires in the same kind of targeted way, with the artifacts now presumably hidden away in their mansions. Maybe some insanely rich person wanted that diamond encrusted sword for their collection?
we know the whereabouts of all current Wettiner though

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
here's a neat thing from twitter.

https://twitter.com/what_eats_owls/status/1199006633273114624

it is a long'ish thread but worth reading.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Libluini posted:

The Kh-22 on the other hand looks like it could take out a frigate just by falling on it

Can the Russian missile cruiser use these or similar missiles? If yes, that thing could probably take out a fleet of Iowas on its own

Meet P-700 Granit. And they are even bigger (smaller warhead though).



Kirovs carried twenty of these babies, Oscars and Kuznetsov 24.

There was also a smaller missile, P-500 Bazalt. Kievs carried eight, Slavas sixteen, also was carried on missile subs.

Both missiles are still in service with the Russian navy, although in process of being replaced by a new, smaller missile.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

MrBling posted:

here's a neat thing from twitter.

https://twitter.com/what_eats_owls/status/1199006633273114624

it is a long'ish thread but worth reading.
Unfortunately this poster is twisting history to pretend these people agreed with her. For instance the case where Henry associates with the captain of a black unit so she says he isn't a "product of his time"? Their officers would have been white.

And we can have no way of knowing whether Henry and George's relationship was physical, or whether it would have been like the relationships we describe as "gay." Conversely she seems unaware of just how common physical relationships between men in all-male environments probably were.

This is irresponsible, and flippant.

(Before someone comes in and says "But historians are fine inferring things about straight relationships!" Marriage is for the control and transmission of property and interests, I don't assume a married straight pair is having sex either, without historical evidence)

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



I think there is meaning to be found in recounting the level of emotional rapport that these two history dudes had, both in its own right (understanding the life of the mind of the time) and for contrast to the present day, where certain structures and social expectations are treated like ordained gospel when in fact they came about either by the random drift of social mores, or in some cases, to sell products.

I can see the logic in not wanting to describe this as "a gay relationship" in the sense that is meant now in the year of Luigi 2019, and this tweeter is very ignorant of Walt Whitman.

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.

FuturePastNow posted:

Two Exocets couldn't even sink a frigate
Two Exocets couldn't sink a frigate, one Exocet could sink a destroyer. All depends where you get hit.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Nessus posted:

certain structures and social expectations are treated like ordained gospel
this is what that person is doing as well though. her ancestor has to be Woke in the exact same way someone who is online all the time in 2019 is, he's just dressed in his own clothing like a costume. this is gross no matter who is doing it and for what purpose

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