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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

Lowtax's wife stole $3,000 from SA and his youngest daughter, and is currently in hiding in Missouri due to claiming to be afraid of Lowtax.

Jesus christ that guy cannot catch a break

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Iron Crowned posted:

Lowtax's wife stole $3,000 from SA and his youngest daughter, and is currently in hiding in Missouri due to claiming to be afraid of Lowtax.

this being cspam who knows what's real :staredog::pipe:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


NofrikinfuN posted:

i just want decent rural internet and musk is going to gently caress that up for my entire lifetime

Our electric co-op ran fiber down every dirt road and holler so the people out in the sticks have better internet than the people in town

I wonder how many of my Arkansas chud neighbors and relations know they're looking at their boomer memes and Nazi tweets on a socialism

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


lorn Wayne posted:

if he destroys the internet, i take back everything bad i said about him

lol only rural internet which barely exists anyway

internet in population centers have about 6 different broadband options layered over one another

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



something

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Iron Crowned posted:

Lowtax's wife stole $3,000 from SA and his youngest daughter, and is currently in hiding in Missouri due to claiming to be afraid of Lowtax.

Meth is a hell of a drug

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1199300617996558336?s=20
Dunno obama maybe you could like take a chill pill or whatever

Obama seems bad

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



something balls

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/MattSepara/status/1199139821756784641?s=20

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Lord of Pie posted:

Our electric co-op ran fiber down every dirt road and holler so the people out in the sticks have better internet than the people in town

I wonder how many of my Arkansas chud neighbors and relations know they're looking at their boomer memes and Nazi tweets on a socialism

this is probably something that should be done everywhere copper phone lines exist

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Lowtax's wife stole $3,000 from SA and his youngest daughter, and is currently in hiding in Missouri due to claiming to be afraid of Lowtax.

Holy living gently caress.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


*looking down the scope of the Sledge-o-matic*

So what else could you use this on besides watermelons?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

this is the fastest anyone has achieved centennial in terms of years
:yooge:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



NofrikinfuN posted:

this is probably something that should be done everywhere copper phone lines exist

the telcos were given billions by the government to do this many years ago and instead just took the many and loled

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
who would be afraid of lowtax tho

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus posted:

something balls

Serf
May 5, 2011


Bearjew posted:

the telcos were given billions by the government to do this many years ago and instead just took the many and loled

we should go and take it back from them

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
he's almost a cartoon character

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Bearjew posted:

the telcos were given billions by the government to do this many years ago and instead just took the many and loled

not true, most of them used it to kickstart their wireless services so they could charge by the gb of data

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1199300617996558336?s=20
Dunno obama maybe you could like take a chill pill or whatever
congrats to Mitch McConnell for his continued rent-free residence in Obama's head

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1199300617996558336?s=20
Dunno obama maybe you could like take a chill pill or whatever

not so sure about this Obama guy
I'm definitely considering stopping my canvassing for him or scaling it back to a few nights a week

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

smarxist posted:

who would be afraid of lowtax tho

She saw the SA patreon and is trying to cash out I guess

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/blacksheepdyes/status/1199208214497243136

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:

When Obama tried to join Woodmont Country Club, a predominantly Jewish club in Rockville, Maryland, some members tried to block him because they deemed his views on Israel to be insufficiently supportive of the Jewish state. When that tiff became public, Obama joined Columbia Country Club, in Chevy Chase, instead (“Mostly white Catholics,” said a member there). It wasn’t the end of his golf club difficulties. Columbia has a strict policy that allows members to have just one guest at a time, but Obama was bringing three. “There was a whole internal process to figure out how to tell him,” the member said. “He just seemed to not know. And once he was told he was compliant.”


ahahahahaha

:d2a:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Grey Fox posted:

congrats to Mitch McConnell for his continued rent-free residence in Obama's head

Presidential traumatic stress syndrome

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Former DILF posted:

She saw the SA patreon and is trying to cash out I guess

takign 3k to live the big life in Missouri

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I can't believe Obama finally found a use for all that political capital he saved up

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Serf posted:

this mf said regerdless

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

smarxist posted:

who would be afraid of lowtax tho

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Who’s gonna be the first (non-firearm) company to advertise on war crimes?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Vorkosigan posted:

Nothing more :thunk: than a class of 5th graders from Kansas is MAGA hats touring the Holocaust museum

What kind of an rear end in a top hat makes their ten year old wear a maga hat on a field trip

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Iron Crowned posted:

Lowtax's wife stole $3,000 from SA and his youngest daughter, and is currently in hiding in Missouri due to claiming to be afraid of Lowtax.



GBS thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904883

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i cant believe fyad kidnapped lowtax's daughter

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

I remember the times where this would be the wildest thing to happen all day, if not all week.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Sfdl gently caress that guy deserves being around fat orange man

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



obumbler

Serf
May 5, 2011


Mustached Demon posted:

Sfdl gently caress that guy deserves being around fat orange man

he deserves to be lined up in front of a ditch if you catch my drift

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
babback orblammer

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