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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

*patiently waits for like count to hit 68 before playing my move*



eh screw it

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

snoo posted:

rude. she likes you



We need to move to a rat based economy now. A case of beer is 4 rats.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

smarxist posted:

i like all the posters :)

:glomp:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lorn Wayne posted:

*patiently waits for like count to hit 68 before playing my move*



eh screw it

her tweets shut down at 69 likes

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Gringostar posted:

hate to interrupt chili chat... but this needs posting

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaymesprs/status/1198303090065264640
That's gross but barely larger than the Ritz cracker, I could take it (3kcal)

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im hearing reports that Lowtax's wife is living with shmorky

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



trump poses the fascinating question of why the 100th anniversary of the 19th amendment wasn't celebrated until this year :thunk:


https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1199181946166874112

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

trump poses the fascinating question of why the 100th anniversary of the 19th amendment wasn't celebrated until this year :thunk:


https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1199181946166874112

Trump gets things done

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Im hearing reports that Lowtax's wife is shmorky

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
g k chesterton may have been a weird rear end adult convert to catholicism but this quote is more relevant than ever:

'You will hear everlastingly, in all discussions about newspapers, companies, aristocracies, or party politics, this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man.'

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

snoo posted:

rude. she likes you



what's wrong with her texture

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I think Dune is dumb and bad oh wait they're talking about star wars ah gently caress it nevermind Submit Post

star wars sucks

dune owns

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
not Dune again

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
In 2020 we celebrate another record year under Trump, no other president got close.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
spicy

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

spacemang_spliff posted:

Beef chuck cut into but sizes pieces
A couple dried ancho and guajillo chilies
Onion
Jalapenos
Cumin, garlic, salt, pepper, oregano and a little bit of powdered espresso like a pinch
Can of tomatoes

Toast the chilis and soak them in water then puree

Brown the beef

Sweat the onions and pepper in the same pot as the beef

Add the spices, chili puree and tomatoes and simmer until the beef is tender and the sauce has reduced

oh ya i totally forgot about the diced tomatoes lol

sounds like a good recipe namaste thanks for sharing

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

i like all the posters :)

eat poo poo!!!!!!

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
just country kids who liked to get it on with beasts of the home, farm and fields

one kid used to masturbate his little dog ALL THE TIME, his arms and hands were covered in dog semen

same kid said he tried to gently caress another dog but it bit him and ran away

same kid smeared peanut butter on his twig and berries for his dog to lick off, or so he said, how would i know?

another kid hosed a mare by standing on a ladder at the fenceline and the mare shat all over his chest

another kid hosed some sheep and then got scared that he had impregnated one, so he went back with a shotgun and killed the whole flock

another guy (not a kid) was called "chicken bob" because he hosed a chicken (it killed the chicken, everyone loved to point out after a pause)

there, those are my bestiality stories from my redstate childhood

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Duscat posted:

lmao tfw your problem with the singularity nuts is that they're too socialist

Bigly tanshuman posted:

:
That’s probably my number one policy goal right now, and it’s because what’s happened recently, at least in the last four or five years, is it seems like transhumanism has been growing dramatically. I’m excited about that, but it’s also growing dramatically to the left, and if it continues to grow and grow in that direction it means that it will be almost this socialist dystopia, in my opinion, where everyone thinks they own everything and they can just do what they want.

Innovation, capitalism — and I’m saying this from an entrepreneur of twenty years — it requires free markets in many ways to come up with these creative ideas in the first place. We all love going to Europe. We all love the quasi-socialism that they have there when we’re there. But Europe hasn’t really created anything innovative in fifty years. I mean not much when you compare to, let’s say, America. We want to be careful that in order for transhumanism to survive, it doesn’t fall into the hands of the new breed of socialists that America is contending with. Silicon Valley is going that direction, I’ve been watching that happen over the last ten years, and so I thought it was finally time somebody stood up and said, ‘Wait a second, we need a better balance here. We need a balance of people who are willing to innovate in libertarian-minded economical ideals without bowing down to the far left.’

Sir, those are called libertarians.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

mags posted:

Forgot to add a cornucopia of beans

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Utz posted:

just country kids who liked to get it on with beasts of the home, farm and fields

one kid used to masturbate his little dog ALL THE TIME, his arms and hands were covered in dog semen

same kid said he tried to gently caress another dog but it bit him and ran away

same kid smeared peanut butter on his twig and berries for his dog to lick off, or so he said, how would i know?

another kid hosed a mare by standing on a ladder at the fenceline and the mare shat all over his chest

another kid hosed some sheep and then got scared that he had impregnated one, so he went back with a shotgun and killed the whole flock

another guy (not a kid) was called "chicken bob" because he hosed a chicken (it killed the chicken, everyone loved to point out after a pause)

there, those are my bestiality stories from my redstate childhood

:yikes:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Utz posted:

just country kids who liked to get it on with beasts of the home, farm and fields

one kid used to masturbate his little dog ALL THE TIME, his arms and hands were covered in dog semen

same kid said he tried to gently caress another dog but it bit him and ran away

same kid smeared peanut butter on his twig and berries for his dog to lick off, or so he said, how would i know?

another kid hosed a mare by standing on a ladder at the fenceline and the mare shat all over his chest

another kid hosed some sheep and then got scared that he had impregnated one, so he went back with a shotgun and killed the whole flock

another guy (not a kid) was called "chicken bob" because he hosed a chicken (it killed the chicken, everyone loved to point out after a pause)

there, those are my bestiality stories from my redstate childhood

Hwat

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




smarxist posted:

i like all the posters :)

enraged_camel posted:

Between your bizarre belief that a probation is not a punishment, your weird insistence that it is better and more effective to talk to would-be terrorists in private to tell them to post their terrorist stuff elsewhere, and douchey posts like the one I quoted above, it's frankly unbelievable that you are a moderator.

Yossarian-22 posted:

Squizzle did a racism. He did an imperialism. He did a nationalism. He did a xenophobia. He did a white fragility. He did no growth. This makes it abundantly clear Squizzle does not understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of his offenses

Sic semper tyrannis

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
That person is a liar in addition to a food criminal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymY64z9j9AM

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Someone do the this is the president edit to this now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DryGoods posted:

not Dune again

okay maybe not all posters

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
mini tesla trks for cyber rats

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Good boys obey the gods

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Utz posted:

just country kids who liked to get it on with beasts of the home, farm and fields

one kid used to masturbate his little dog ALL THE TIME, his arms and hands were covered in dog semen

same kid said he tried to gently caress another dog but it bit him and ran away

same kid smeared peanut butter on his twig and berries for his dog to lick off, or so he said, how would i know?

another kid hosed a mare by standing on a ladder at the fenceline and the mare shat all over his chest

another kid hosed some sheep and then got scared that he had impregnated one, so he went back with a shotgun and killed the whole flock

another guy (not a kid) was called "chicken bob" because he hosed a chicken (it killed the chicken, everyone loved to point out after a pause)

there, those are my bestiality stories from my redstate childhood

buh

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

rex nutting lol

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm just glad we have a president who gets things done, such as signing bills to mint commemorative coins

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lorn Wayne posted:

*patiently waits for like count to hit 68 before playing my move*



eh screw it

You're welcome :911:

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



:catstare: someone left this blatantly out at the lunch table at my aussie workplace

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

wow take it easy begbie, yer havin a bad trip

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

new kind of cat posted:

rex nutting lol

lol just saw this, ty for bringing it to my attention :hmmyes:

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
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