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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Garfield Dark Chocolate

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Last Chance posted:

Garfield Dark Chocolate

Goes well with Odie Hot Vanilla

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi

Knormal posted:

Garfield must spread across all media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx65nLOrzE4

Lmao I thought the last trailer was a fake

This is a real game :downs:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

AF posted:

Lmao I thought the last trailer was a fake

This is a real game :downs:

Gamers will build their entire personalities around being outraged at video games ripping them off and wasting their time and then turn around and buy poo poo like this and the Bubsy reboot entirely because of irony.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
'gramatification' is a combination of gratification? and... uh... gamification?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mazri for Prime Minister.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Man, he looks pissed in that profile picture.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Ugly In The Morning posted:

This is in that sweet spot of baffling and disturbing where Im not sure what I just read but I am sure I didnt like it.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garf in the eats
Tech in the streets

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi
"one POS system" lol

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Moley Robotics robotics

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

real life update: a hipster movie theater opened across the street

lets see if this changes the fortunes of nathan mazri???


quick reminder: ive now walked past this place 2000 times and i have never seen a customer inside

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
I want to believe goupons is a typo, but I know in my heart it is not.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Blue Moonlight posted:

I want to believe goupons is a typo, but I know in my heart it is not.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Turns out that Garfield was the singularity

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Thots and Prayers posted:

'gramatification' is a combination of gratification? and... uh... gamification?



A crazy stranger at the bus stop this morning rattled this off at me verbatim.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

my dog died im sad posted:

A crazy stranger at the bus stop this morning rattled this off at me verbatim.

And that crazy stranger was Nathen Mazri and/or Jim Davis

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
The mysterious CAFE X is actually GarfieldEats long lost brother!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Giant_Pupils posted:

And that crazy stranger was Nathen Mazri and/or Jim Davis
Jim Davis says things like this:
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
and
When in doubt, pig out!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Korthal posted:

:goonsay: A pizza of contrasts. I actually liked the sauce??? The cheese is cheese, it's not hard to mess up. The crust is doable with ingredients on it, but the edges taste like communion wafers. Overall my low expectations were surpassed, never going again with so many better options literally next door.



I"m that lady.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Garfield Eats will soon go public and we'll learn that somehow it's worth 300 million dollars just because of internet buzz and the guy will be ranked #45 on the list of most influential people in history

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

GolfHole posted:

quick reminder: ive now walked past this place 2000 times and i have never seen a customer inside

Of course not, it's a take-out restaurant. :downs:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Has anybody used the lasagna box in its intended role as a tissue dispenser? I'm not ready to commit to buying just a meal, but the added value of a household accessory could push me over the edge.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Thots and Prayers posted:

'gramatification' is a combination of gratification? and... uh... gamification?



Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Garfield 18-In-One All-One or None has already been done with that faux Game Boy game I think

Though I would probably purchase a line of Garfield-branded licensed Castile soaps

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Omg. I hadn't made this connection.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


We also would have accepted "Garfupons"

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Akratic Method posted:

We also would have accepted "Garfupons"

Garfupa.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Garftaintment - to be garf'd-upon

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

the garfieldeats instagram story currently features mazri giving garfieldzzas to the homeless, a shelter, and what appears to be a misc person on the street

no-one seems especially appreciative

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Killingyouguy! posted:

the garfieldeats instagram story currently features mazri giving garfieldzzas to the homeless, a shelter, and what appears to be a misc person on the street

no-one seems especially appreciative

Entergagment is all that matters

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


angerbeet posted:

Entergagment is all that matters

Definitely not profitability

he went from 3-4 employees down to one overworked employee

his coupons are getting more desperate

next thing you know he will be offering dog sperm as a refreshing drink

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

wanted to give everyone a real-life update

i found a good pizza place around the corner

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

GolfHole posted:

wanted to give everyone a real-life update

i found a good pizza place around the corner

whats it shaped like and how are the beverages

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Unless you can recycle the box to hold tissues I don't see the loving point.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Eldercain posted:

whats it shaped like and how are the beverages

pizza and canned

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

but was the food satistizing? (satisfying and appetizing)

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Lol I just moved at the beginning of November to basically bloor and ossington and I walk by this all the time. Also have never seen anyone inside.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Lol I just moved at the beginning of November to basically bloor and ossington and I walk by this all the time. Also have never seen anyone inside.

Go give them some company, they have to be lonely.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Korthal posted:

Go give them some company, they have to be lonely.

nonsense, they just introduced "for the 1st time in the world" a Jim Davis Pizza and the lines have got to be wrapped all the way around the block

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