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jabby posted:Lol at the predicted results in the leaders seats. if the Tories get a majority, it's proof God hates us if the Tories get a majority but Boris loses his seat, it's proof God hates us but still has a brilliant sense of humour
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Nov 28, 2019 00:06
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Apraxin posted:Telegraph front page being transmitted from the mirror universe: Shameful lack of  MARXIST JEZZA FLIPS OFF ELECTORATE, SAYS JEWS SHOULD GO BACK TO JEWLANDIA E: Making a scottish lad say 'Island of Ireland' five times fast is loving hilarious. RockyB fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 28, 2019 |
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Nov 28, 2019 00:07
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Braggart posted:Surely only one angle of sounding is possible i.e. down the pipe? If flaccid the urethra yields somewhat to the device, but if erect the angle is much more constrainted, yes - that's why most sounds are either slightly flexible (If made of e.g. silicon) or are curved (metal). You may need to do a little wiggling either way though, so technically speaking there is more than one angle, but it is a technicality.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:11
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Ms Adequate posted:If flaccid the urethra yields somewhat to the device, but if erect the angle is much more constrainted, yes - that's why most sounds are either slightly flexible (If made of e.g. silicon) or are curved (metal). You may need to do a little wiggling either way though, so technically speaking there is more than one angle, but it is a technicality. this is horrible
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Nov 28, 2019 00:12
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Ms Adequate posted:If flaccid the urethra yields somewhat to the device, but if erect the angle is much more constrainted, yes - that's why most sounds are either slightly flexible (If made of e.g. silicon) or are curved (metal). You may need to do a little wiggling either way though, so technically speaking there is more than one angle, but it is a technicality. Sounds awful.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:13
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You're not supposed to treat your dong like the marianas trench
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jabby posted:Lol at the predicted results in the leaders seats. Only the Lib Dems can unseat Jeremy Corbyn!
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Nov 28, 2019 00:15
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I live in disappointment to have not received a LibDem leaflet telling me how they’re going to win in my constituency, which went 65% Labour st the last election.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:18
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Ms Adequate posted:If flaccid the urethra yields somewhat to the device, but if erect the angle is much more constrainted, yes - that's why most sounds are either slightly flexible (If made of e.g. silicon) or are curved (metal). You may need to do a little wiggling either way though, so technically speaking there is more than one angle, but it is a technicality. Thank you for enlightening the thread Ms A 
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Nov 28, 2019 00:19
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After that post I think I'm ready for a 5 year Tory government
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Nov 28, 2019 00:20
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Noxville posted:I live in disappointment to have not received a LibDem leaflet telling me how they’re going to win in my constituency, which went 65% Labour st the last election. Got my first today, from Boris himself no less. Interestingly, mine had "Better Hospitals, Streets, Schools" etc as the header. No mention of Brexit until almost the end, almost in passing The ones my 60 year old relatives got - "GET BREXIT DONE" The joys of audience segmenting
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Nov 28, 2019 00:21
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If the podcast wants a statistics goon to waffle about polling and MRP then feel free to pm me.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:22
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Noxville posted:I live in disappointment to have not received a LibDem leaflet telling me how they’re going to win in my constituency, which went 65% Labour st the last election. Only the Whigs can win in Old Sarum!
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Nov 28, 2019 00:23
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Sycophantry posted:I know there's a goon who lives in Hyndburn (or was?) which is the constituency next to mine in Lancashire. I work in Hyndburn. 'Sup, it me. Jfc, I do not envy your commute. I haven't been very involved with canvassing this time due to having a toddler now. I did take part last time though and Graham did somehow manage to increase his vote after expressing concerns beforehand he might lose the seat. This is a Leave constituency but I'd still be shocked if the Tories got it back. I work in social care so only the densest of idiots in my workplace would vote Tory, but I'll be trying to convince as much of my wife's family to commit to go red as possible.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:23
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jesus christ shut the gently caress up about prolapses and sounding
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Nov 28, 2019 00:23
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Rarity posted:After that post I think I'm ready for a 5 year Tory government Ms As or the cursed picture thread one because they're very different levels this is a link to the cursed images thread that is then a link to the cursed image tagged so you are warned as to just how cursed this is https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833370&pagenumber=1170&perpage=40#post500305432
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Nov 28, 2019 00:23
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Lt. Danger posted:jesus christ shut the gently caress up about prolapses and sounding Honestly I'm preferring it to the other poll chat
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Nov 28, 2019 00:24
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Jose posted:Ms As or the cursed picture thread one because they're very different levels It looks like someone wrapped a baseball bat in a quilt made of meat.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:26
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Kegluneq posted:Honestly I'm preferring it to the other poll chat Well, both are about a bunch of assholes collapsing
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Nov 28, 2019 00:27
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Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:27
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Jose posted:Ms As or the cursed picture thread one because they're very different levels
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Nov 28, 2019 00:28
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josh04 posted:It looks like someone wrapped a baseball bat in a quilt made of meat. 
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Nov 28, 2019 00:30
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Drone_Fragger posted:Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt. look at this noob getting his balls twisted round like an idiot
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Nov 28, 2019 00:30
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Drone_Fragger posted:Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt. Speaking from experience? If so, sorry about your brokeballs 
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Nov 28, 2019 00:30
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Kegluneq posted:Honestly I'm preferring it to the other poll chat +1 Tigey posted:Well, both are about a bunch of assholes collapsing 1++
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Nov 28, 2019 00:31
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Jose posted:Ms As or the cursed picture thread one because they're very different levels It's like a big, thick, meaty flesh human kebab
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Nov 28, 2019 00:32
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Drone_Fragger posted:Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slobhI2HXhA
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Nov 28, 2019 00:32
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Continuity RCP posted:You're not supposed to treat your dong like the marianas trench
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Nov 28, 2019 00:33
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Ms Adequate posted:If flaccid the urethra yields somewhat to the device, but if erect the angle is much more constrainted, yes - that's why most sounds are either slightly flexible (If made of e.g. silicon) or are curved (metal). You may need to do a little wiggling either way though, so technically speaking there is more than one angle, but it is a technicality. I'm quoting this post for my next neurologist appointment so I can ask him why did I get a temporal lobe seizure while reading it
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Nov 28, 2019 00:34
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Feels a bit early to have begun the night crew posting... Though I'm in for it either way, as my toddler has hand foot & mouth and won't sleep or indeed stop whining
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Nov 28, 2019 00:34
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given the Labour party membership's evident horniness, I would fear a Corbyn government.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:38
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Drone_Fragger posted:Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt. What about testicular toroidism? 
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Nov 28, 2019 00:41
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Azza Bamboo posted:given the Labour party membership's evident horniness, I would fear a Corbyn government. the left takes all the pain and misery that the tories inflict on the poor and instead inflict it on their own genitals. vote labour for a brighter tomorrow
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Nov 28, 2019 00:41
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Guavanaut posted:That's good, because I can't get a hydraulic press that goes up to 15,750 psi. There's a blue pill for that, old man 
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Nov 28, 2019 00:42
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Guavanaut posted:That's good, because I can't get a hydraulic press that goes up to 15,750 psi. Do you actually need one because it's not that difficult to find if you know the right suppliers.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:43
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Angepain posted:the left takes all the pain and misery that the tories inflict on the poor and instead inflict it on their own genitals. vote labour for a brighter tomorrow Pwning the means of reproduction  (He's crying because it hurts so good.)
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Nov 28, 2019 00:43
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Drone_Fragger posted:Pro tip: if you get testicular torsion they try to correct it under local anaesthetic because it's better for blood flow so when they snip your scrote open and gently remove your balls from the sack, rotate them back around and remove any necrotic tissue, you can feel every single bit of it, it simply doesn't hurt. Devastating news for Ms A.
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Nov 28, 2019 00:46
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Still lolling at the time max mosely took the news of the world to court for libel because they claimed he went to a nazi themed sex dungeon and the judge ruled that simply wearing a military style uniform doesn't make the sex dungeon "nazi themed" so they lost the case
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Drone_Fragger posted:Still lolling at the time max mosely took the news of the world to court for libel because they claimed he went to a nazi themed sex dungeon and the judge ruled that simply wearing a military style uniform doesn't make the sex dungeon "nazi themed" so they lost the case Well duh, Jeremy Corbyn wasn't present.
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