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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Turtlicious posted:

I'm constantly searching my own name on these here forums, and nothing ever comes up, what do I have to do to get the attention of crazies.

be trans



perfect in every way

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Pick posted:

kf was convinced that Troposphere and I were trans women who were dating but had a dramatic falling-out. Not a single part of that was accurate :psyduck:

I thought she wasn't a cislady, or maybe it was just a bunch of posting/playing sheriff in the transgoons thread just made some folks think the mod paying attention to the thread had to be trans too? idk I don't have encyclopedic knowledge of posters, but I wound up thinking at least one of those things was true too.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I couldn't find it on SAclopedia, but does anyone have the story of the goon that acted like a cat and backed out of a room to hide a boner? I don't remember if it was somehow related to the printer carrying goon or not.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Going back to old timey drama that's come back, it was funny and weird when a edgelord paper and pencil game designer named zak s started posting in the tg subforum because folks thought he was immature and lovely to include rape as a plot device and game mechanic in his d&d knock off.
He was always big on playing the victim and thought that really we must've hated him because he was a bi dude and porn star/hosted a podcast with other porn stars about d&d.
He got probed and banned a few times because he'd derail any conversation and rarely actually engage.
On the less funny note because we're in a lovely world he wound up actually hired to work on d&d, was a shitbag who harassed and outted transpeople in the nerdgame industry, and even ran some cool folks outta the internet and industry, but stuff never really stuck to him/it was always blamed on his friends and fans. Recently he got #metoo'd for both abusing and sockpuppeting his disabled girlfriend. He's basically a pariah now but none of the folks who enabled him or even covered for him had to do anything other than throw the dude under the bus. So tg continues it's record as a nonfucked up subforum.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FactsAreUseless posted:

What I learned from all that is that there are a bunch of other FactsAreUselesseses on the internet.

There are a lot of useless facts on the internet, yes. :v:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

the GBS thread veers wildly between concern and posts going "I wonder if the court will read this and I would like to add to the record that my dick is massive" and I feel awful for cackling at it

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Do crime?

e: That GBS thread was a cesspool and I truly hope Lowtax doesn't see some of the ranting. Lots of redpill freaks crawling out of the woodwork, too.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Do crime?

e: That GBS thread was a cesspool and I truly hope Lowtax doesn't see some of the ranting. Lots of redpill freaks crawling out of the woodwork, too.

your posts were the only good ones in that thread

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Miss posted:

your posts were the only good ones in that thread

Thanks :downs: I like stupid, but it has its place.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Turtlicious posted:

I'm constantly searching my own name on these here forums, and nothing ever comes up, what do I have to do to get the attention of crazies.

Don't forget that the search is broken.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And you could troll it all
This hodgepodge of code
I will let you down
CALL THE POLICE ON GRANOS
:hmmyes:

A great end to spontaneous collaboration, which is one of those little things I love about the forums.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613977&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=146#post500293561

Dude buys a hoodie for his manhood, posts a dick pic, and then melts down when people tell him to see a doctor (which he hasn't done in ten years.)

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



those posts lead me to believe that it's unusual to not feel anything when running a nail across the head of your exposed glans???

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i don't have anything direct to add about that, i just realized that of the three largest sites i ever wrote for, two closed shortly after running my pieces (one immediately thereafter) and this lowtax kudnapping thing happened the same day i asked him to review my front page pitch and, holy poo poo it's me, i'm cursed, im loving cursed, and everything i touch rots in my hands

pls make a KF account & ask to be a writer. For science. Use GPT-2 to write the articles

If they ask for irl info use the info for that guy who was in the news for tying a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and flying away

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dumb Lowtax posted:

On one page that I clicked, someone made an absolutely psycho rant at Lowtax, probably still steamed about a past punishment, and took the opportunity to rub his tragedy in his face.

It's shocking how many times someone fronts up with some insane beef against Lotax which seems to hinge on having once been given a 6 hour probation.

There's something about it that makes people insane.

A day, a week, no one ever seems to care. But a 6 hour probation? Some people hold that grudge for years.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I think because a longer probation gives you times to cool down and realize that not being able to post on the forums is no big deal. A sixer youre right back to posting while you're still riding that indignation.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sid Vicious posted:

They came to the incredible conclusion that ZDR was the goatse man himself Kirk Johnson

That seems like a stretch.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Midjack posted:

That seems like a stretch.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's shocking how many times someone fronts up with some insane beef against Lotax which seems to hinge on having once been given a 6 hour probation.

There's something about it that makes people insane.

A day, a week, no one ever seems to care. But a 6 hour probation? Some people hold that grudge for years.

You can almost imagine having that rage when the average age of the posters was 23 and we were mocking people over their choice of games console.
It's now 15 years later and we mock people over their choice of 401k provider.

How can you remain that angry for such a long time? I bet there are still people who scream incoherently if you mention the name 'Ozma' to them.

And why would you still post here when there are plenty of alternatives?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Shut up Meg posted:


I bet there are still people who scream incoherently if you mention the name 'Ozma' to them.


There are, lol. It's loving sad.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm pretty sure that long list of people with decade-long grudges against Lowtax include Twitter administrators.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm pretty sure that long list of people with decade-long grudges against Lowtax include Twitter administrators.

Didn't someone in google maliciously screw with things there to derank SA?

As in, not a conspiracy theory, but an inside job that someone else there actually confirmed?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Spanish Manlove posted:

There are, lol. It's loving sad.

I mean it was a hard-rear end boss fight in FF9 if you weren’t leveled up.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Shut up Meg posted:

Didn't someone in google maliciously screw with things there to derank SA?

As in, not a conspiracy theory, but an inside job that someone else there actually confirmed?

Yeah it was confirmed by Fragmaster

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Turtlicious posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613977&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=146#post500293561

Dude buys a hoodie for his manhood, posts a dick pic, and then melts down when people tell him to see a doctor (which he hasn't done in ten years.)

Part of me wants to read those posts, the other part doesn't want to at all because it's Thanksgiving and I want to eat food and not be sick

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Elephant Ambush posted:

Yeah it was confirmed by Fragmaster

link?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Len posted:

Part of me wants to read those posts, the other part doesn't want to at all because it's Thanksgiving and I want to eat food and not be sick

It gets better, he posted links to his genitals today later on in the thread.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

I think it was in the most recent Lowtax thread where he asked for Patreon subscriptions and donations. I have no idea where it is but someone asked him and that's what he said.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Helios Grime posted:

I couldn't find it on SAclopedia, but does anyone have the story of the goon that acted like a cat and backed out of a room to hide a boner? I don't remember if it was somehow related to the printer carrying goon or not.

I think they happened around the same time, but werent the same person. If i remember right, the printer goon was Borky, and he's carrying Jesus' printer in heaven now.

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Araenna has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Dec 11, 2019

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There are a lot of useless facts on the internet, yes. :v:
For instance, did you know you're British? I did! :downs:

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Zil posted:

It gets better, he posted links to his genitals today later on in the thread.
It's not his own personal genitals, the pics were leeched from the product site and from wikipedia. It's still a lot more dick than you usually see on SA, though

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FactsAreUseless posted:

For instance, did you know you're British? I did! :downs:

I was going to say "I wish" but honestly, it's not a real step up from what I really am. :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
English?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I was going to say "I wish" but honestly, it's not a real step up from what I really am. :smith:
Sorry, I guess this is just how I remind you of what you really are.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Anne Whateley posted:

It's not his own personal genitals, the pics were leeched from the product site and from wikipedia. It's still a lot more dick than you usually see on SA, though

nah, you just don't have your monitor on

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Elephant Ambush posted:

I think it was in the most recent Lowtax thread where he asked for Patreon subscriptions and donations. I have no idea where it is but someone asked him and that's what he said.

Yeah so that's nice to continue the goon telephone game, thanks dude.

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