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welcome to hell posted:My boyfriend CONSTANTLY makes our home smell like farts Buy one of those masks doctors wear and carry a can of air freshener and spray bottle of water everywhere. Wear the mask and spray him with the water every time he farts, followed by spraying the everloving poo poo out of his arse. Pun totally intended.
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A lovely snipe. Have this story as penance... Should i confess my interest/crush to a man when I am in a relationship? Please read its deep,and very important. quote:I have extremly strong interest/ crush on a man at my work for 5 months. I thought and wished it will go away and its not going away. My interest in him is stronger than I ve ever experienced. I feel extreme attraction and interest in him. I ve had crushes being in a relationship before and never acted on it and it passed. But this feels stronger. Im 30, he is 49 but i prefer older men. He ended the job but works in the same building. I wanted to tell him but Everytime I tried something freezes me, and thats the fact im in a relationship. I love my boyfriend deeply, i love him like my closest family and doesnt want to hurt him. Or leave him he is a great person and doesnt deserve ths from me. I dont want to cheat. BUT THE MORE i ban myself from expressing my interest the more I want this man. I cant live like this anymore . I think about this nonstop. I dont eat which happened to me only when somebody from family died , i usually am stress eater so not eating is strong indicator and I m starting depression. I tried not seeing this man for 2 weeks before and it never helped, everytime i see him it comes back more intense.
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Nov 28, 2019 23:41
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R/relationships: Enter the Farting
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Nov 28, 2019 23:45
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Lucrece posted:A lovely snipe. Have this story as penance... I like how in para 2 she makes it sound like they kind of don't actually interact much.
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Nov 28, 2019 23:56
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welcome to hell posted:My boyfriend CONSTANTLY makes our home smell like farts I love how a woman who can’t even type the word fart without embarrassment got involved with a flatulence elemental.
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Nov 28, 2019 23:56
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r/relationships: Please read its deep,and very important
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Nov 29, 2019 00:05
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Lucrece posted:A lovely snipe. Have this story as penance... Someone needs to explain to this person that cheating is like an elevator...
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Nov 29, 2019 00:20
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Dienes posted:My mom used to train herding and sight hounds - flyball, obedience, rally, etc. Then she got two dachshunds and started believing conspiracy theories that the ASPCA wants to make it illegal to own any kind of animal and that people advocating for 'adopt don't shop' want to put down all purebred dogs. PETA does, in fact, want to make it illegal to own any kind of animal.. The ASPCA is good, though.
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Nov 29, 2019 01:07
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Pinecone Sample posted:WIBTA if I sent my ex an email warning her about changing our son's appearances and calling her out on lying? My initial instinct was that she shouldn't have lied to her ex about the reason, but based on how he's responded to the whole thing, she really should have just lied better.
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Krazyface posted:My initial instinct was that she shouldn't have lied to her ex about the reason, but based on how he's responded to the whole thing, she really should have just lied better. Gum
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QuarkJets posted:That would be uncharacteristically wise and empathetic for a manager "Ooh, how about I decide to fire them before I even call them to come in for a meeting and, when they do arrive, spend half a hour berating and abusing them, tell them I won't be paying them the extra money we agreed on for working a holiday and then tell them they're fired?" - A manager. Seriously, if you're going to fire someone, then do it. But yelling at them until they cry is unforgivable and that manager deserves to have her holiday ruined for being a power tripping nazi. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Nov 29, 2019 |
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Nov 29, 2019 02:19
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Megillah Gorilla posted:"Ooh, how about I decide to fire them before I even call them to come in for a meeting and, when they do arrive, spend half a hour berating and abusing them, tell them I won't be paying them the extra money we agreed on for working a holiday and then tell them they're fired?" - A manager. I've been on both sides of a firing before, and goddamned rule number 1 is to completely sever the relationship when you tell them they're done. Do it at the end of the day, do it at the end of a pay period if at all possible, do it when them not coming in the next day si something that's been handled and prepared for, etc. Once you say that they don't work there any more it's straight to HR/IT/Security etc to get out-boarding done. Saying "you're fired" and then requiring loving anything of the person you just canned is idiocy beyond compare.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I've been on both sides of a firing before, and goddamned rule number 1 is to completely sever the relationship when you tell them they're done. Do it at the end of the day, do it at the end of a pay period if at all possible, do it when them not coming in the next day si something that's been handled and prepared for, etc. Once you say that they don't work there any more it's straight to HR/IT/Security etc to get out-boarding done. Isn't giving someone responsibility after they've been fired just asking them to do something to gently caress you over, anyway?
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Nov 29, 2019 02:43
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Also what's the point in firing them at all at that point? They're probably now less likely to leave the keys in the lock again than whoever you hire to replace them, and now you've got the cost of finding and training a replacement...
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Nov 29, 2019 02:56
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i cant imagine the lock was that expensive to get changed anyway. maybe this place has 100 doors and it was a master key that got lost but I doubt it
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Nov 29, 2019 03:09
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The Lone Badger posted:Also what's the point in firing them at all at that point? They're probably now less likely to leave the keys in the lock again than whoever you hire to replace them, and now you've got the cost of finding and training a replacement... The earlier discussion about small business owners wasn't entirely off the mark. You can see a lot of really awful management practices in small businesses or larger ones that are still family owned. One of the worst bosses I ever had was the owner of a regional property developer - the sort of place that owned a lot of buildings in the downtown of a mid-sized city. When it came to property development and the other core parts of his business he knew his poo poo backwards and forwards. Dude built his property empire and made a sizable chunk of money doing it. When it came to employees, though, he was an absolute petty tyrant. The sort of guy who would threaten to fire people over petty poo poo and then shift to joking about firing you if he was in a good mood and though he was being "one of the guys." As much as I"ll be the first person to say that it's lovely behavior (I hated that job) I also have to recognize that the root cause is people in smaller businesses wearing a bunch of hats. The guy who can spot a great opportunity to turn a dilapidated old warehouse into shops and apartments isn't necessarily the one who is going to be good at managing employees or handling gently caress ups in a constructive way. When a business gets bigger you actually have professionals doing poo poo like HR rather than the owner. edit: you also see the same kind of dysfunction in academia, for similar reasons.
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Cyrano4747 posted:The earlier discussion about small business owners wasn't entirely off the mark. You can see a lot of really awful management practices in small businesses or larger ones that are still family owned. One of the worst bosses I ever had was the owner of a regional property developer - the sort of place that owned a lot of buildings in the downtown of a mid-sized city. When it came to property development and the other core parts of his business he knew his poo poo backwards and forwards. Dude built his property empire and made a sizable chunk of money doing it. When it came to employees, though, he was an absolute petty tyrant. The sort of guy who would threaten to fire people over petty poo poo and then shift to joking about firing you if he was in a good mood and though he was being "one of the guys." Family-owned businesses are the ones where I'm always concerned about getting paid as a sub and I need counter info from other contractors that they're a well run organization. There's this need for small businesses to expand their business presence for a variety of reasons, and poorly run businesses just don't have the flexibility to pick up larger contracts and end up with unexpected expenses, and they end up shafting subs, employees, and suppliers as a result. For larger businesses there's usually nothing outside their wheelhouse.
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What would prevent me from doing thisquote:My idea is simple, I call it Tweaker Town.
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Pirate Radar posted:What would prevent me from doing this I think he’s forgetting that tweakers don’t have money, and also produce nothing of value
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Nov 29, 2019 03:35
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If methed out tweakers are known for anything it's following the sign up schedule, you put it on a clipboard and they become as docile as lapdogs.
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Pirate Radar posted:What would prevent me from doing this A tweaker 100% wrote this. Also there are like 1 billion various laws that prevent this which everyone but a tweaker would know instantly.
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Nov 29, 2019 03:39
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his whole plan hinges on tweakers being motivated, honest, productive self-starters lmao. hmmmmm what prevents this concept from existing?
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Nov 29, 2019 03:39
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It takes one undercover cop to walk in, walk out and then arrest him so he should totally do it.
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Nov 29, 2019 03:40
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:his whole plan hinges on tweakers being motivated, honest, productive self-starters lmao. hmmmmm what prevents this concept from existing? Setting up a workshop full of tools so people can work for a wage and buy steady amounts of addictive drugs over time and not, y’know, steal all the tools and sell them to buy a bunch of drugs right now because they’re suffering from a disease that impairs their ability to think long-term
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Also the idea that you can just rent a shack to random people and get around the rules by just saying they can't rent the same place on consecutive nights.
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Nov 29, 2019 03:49
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Barudak posted:Adultery is like groverhaus, it takes a lot of focused hosed up effort to make and when it finally comes time to sell youll find out your taking a loss. "What do you mean it was an accident? You just tripped and fell on to some load-bearing guy balls?"
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I also love the idea that they’d sell the idea to the cops as “well, all the meth heads are here in one place and not bothering anyone else” but have apparently failed to consider what they’ll do when the obvious thing happens and people start cooking meth in their little meth shacks
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Oh yeah, the unlicensed meth colony is good, too. Like did he just watch the New Hamsterdam plot from The Wire and think "heyyyyyyy"
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Pirate Radar posted:I also love the idea that they’d sell the idea to the cops as “well, all the meth heads are here in one place and not bothering anyone else” but have apparently failed to consider what they’ll do when the obvious thing happens and people start cooking meth in their little meth shacks Or the totally legit chop shop. Yes. The meth heads are only going to bring cars that they legally hold title to for conversion to ready cash.
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loads are stored in the bladder. pee is stored in the balls. FilthyImp posted:Oh yeah, the unlicensed meth colony is good, too. Like did he just watch New Hampshire
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Same energy as heelys for dogs, except the misery would be highly locally concentrated instead of spread to a world full of poor unsuspecting animals
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Pirate Radar posted:I also love the idea that they’d sell the idea to the cops as “well, all the meth heads are here in one place and not bothering anyone else” but have apparently failed to consider what they’ll do when the obvious thing happens and people start cooking meth in their little meth shacks Are you trying to tell me that other "legal chop shops" don't have bulk drums of chemicals sitting around? Or kitchen stoves?
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Dear Prudence,quote:I am a man in his 50s, married to my second wife for 16 years. Our sex life has clearly diminished over the course of the years—with quick, routine sex before sleep at best every two to three months or so. As a result I have focused my sexual energy (which I definitely still have) toward erotic fantasies about my wife. I envision her in all sort of wild, tabooless sex with strangers and friends alike.
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Lucrece posted:AITA for teasing a friend who brought chicken salad to Friendsgiving. This person should be tied down and forced to watch the Charlie brown special where he serves popcorn and toast for Thanksgiving on loop.
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Dear Care and Feeding,quote:I’m a woman in my late 20s, and my husband, who’s in his early 30s, is scheduled to get a vasectomy within the next month or so. Excited about this decision, I asked if we could do a “We’re not expecting” photo shoot after his procedure. Like the compassionate sweetheart he is, he said he liked the idea, but wanted to be sensitive to people who physically can’t have children (we have at least one such couple in the family). While I understand and feel the same way, I’d still like to be able to celebrate our decision the way any family might announce a new addition. I also expressed some frustration that, between those who have children and those who can’t, I’m stuck in the middle as someone who made the difficult but very active decision not to procreate, and feel pressure to just shut up about it. I obviously don’t want to push my husband to participate in a photo shoot he doesn’t want to, and it’s not really about that—it’s about feeling free to celebrate a milestone in our life. Am I being insensitive and selfish? Should I just be quietly happy and watch everyone else make their big announcements? “my announcement that I’m not having kids is just as important” 
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I'm having trouble thinking of sterilization as a milestone in life.
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Puppy Time posted:I'm having trouble thinking of sterilization as a milestone in life. it was my 40th birthday present to myself
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Pirate Radar posted:What would prevent me from doing this i call it Hamsterdam
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The only two comments from tweaker town posterquote:Tweeker are just going to be the first tier consumers, later on after they make me my money back with the things they build, I was thinking about incorporating green energy, vertical / hydroponic farming, water purification, and a free campground. I'd advertise present that to the police and the Republican Party a way to entice in and voluntarily contain our socialist problem in a place they will be happy while simultaneously keeping all of the money they make for us after all their socialist they don't want money anyway. quote:We're not dealing with junkies here we're dealing with tweakers. The mess they make mainly comes from the projects to do which would be handled in the workshop. Pretty much all the ones I know feel like the government should assign you a storage unit at Birth so it shouldn't be too hard to convince them to put their stuff they don't need for day-to-day use in a storage unit.
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