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the real pro lesbian stuff is flannel and uhaulsFister Roboto posted:Maybe you should try being up front about your genital preferences? Start off every date with "Hi, I'm Smackdillion, and I'm not going to gently caress you if you have a dick." I'm sure it will go well for you! According to my calculations, taking 10% from their chance of getting laid means their chances don't change at all! Sounds like it can only go up uP UP. (assuming we're not talking negative probabilities, as I'm pretty sure those don't exist.)
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Desperado Bones posted:Hey, you know how messed up is for us aces when it comes to dating? It's bad because of that thinking. Getting coerced in to an activity you dont enjoy or care about because is "what is expected" by your date/partner is sooo hosed up. My question would be why you're dating if you're uninterested in sex, but apparently people use dating to mean other things than "attempting to find sexual partner"? So, I'm sorry and that sucks.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:buddy, you don't have to worry about going on any surprise dates with trans folk. it's not going to be a factor in your life. chill. I'm married to a trans woman and can confirm this is how we do it.
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Byzantine posted:My question would be why you're dating if you're uninterested in sex, but apparently people use dating to mean other things than "attempting to find sexual partner"? So, I'm sorry and that sucks. A person can be asexual but not aromantic
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Nov 29, 2019 07:22
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As a trans woman, I have sex through mutual Mongolian throat singing whilst playing Super Mario Party.
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Nov 29, 2019 07:27
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T-man posted:the real pro lesbian stuff is flannel and uhauls No, but there is such a thing as negative expectations, i.e., how many partners do you expect someone to have in a lifetime. So you just have to define what a negative sexual partner is (I assume it means someone you’re interested in beats your rear end, but maybe there’s a funnier answer).
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Nov 29, 2019 07:30
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https://twitter.com/briankoppelman/status/1200110671662178304 Stockholm syndrome much?
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Nov 29, 2019 07:36
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Nov 29, 2019 07:41
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Hey Scorsese, have you stopped beating your employee yet?
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Nov 29, 2019 07:42
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Found some gross people on a medium article today about how Trump is stripping away transgender rights: https://twitter.com/anarchistmae/status/1200304829328805888 Like holy poo poo.
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Nov 29, 2019 07:47
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Anarchist Mae posted:Found some gross people on a medium article today about how Trump is stripping away transgender rights: That guy looks like he's just sharted in his $500 suit and is afraid that someone noticed.
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Nov 29, 2019 07:58
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All this discourse on trans folk and our genitals has made me realize that being attracted to a single sex must be such a pain. Idk how you guys do it, it seems stressful.
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Nov 29, 2019 08:13
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And the internet broke another great. https://twitter.com/GamerTakes/status/1200311725553270784?s=19
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Nov 29, 2019 08:17
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https://twitter.com/stuartrobertmp/status/1200230615171256320 ...... what
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Nov 29, 2019 08:31
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A theory on the nature of being of capabilities...
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Nov 29, 2019 08:33
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Oh, I took Wonk in college. Kind of a terrible language choice tbh. To translate: "Oh boy! We figured out privatization has a negative connotation, have some beta test buzzwords to say the same thing! Please punch me!*" if my reading is correct. * This last phrase is what we call a trailing douchmark, which is used to end the sentence in Wonk. It denotes how powerful a wonk is, although every attempt at a translation gives this as the intended meaning.
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Nov 29, 2019 08:39
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i was thinking "this sounds exactly like a federal australian social services dept wankfest" and then looked up who it was and lmfao
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Nov 29, 2019 08:40
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The problem with looking for lovely takes on the internet is that you find them.
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I mean yeah, but also it's not just finding and reading bad takes. https://twitter.com/GamerTakes/status/1200312907688534016?s=19
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Nov 29, 2019 09:11
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Nov 29, 2019 09:27
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https://twitter.com/PardesSeleh/status/1200333333902716928 
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Nov 29, 2019 10:21
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I’m confused what’s wrong with this
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Nov 29, 2019 11:10
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Nov 29, 2019 12:04
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How soon everyone forgot creepy tiny bathroom troll man.
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Nov 29, 2019 12:18
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So the dude is that weirdo creeper with the bathroom selfies, who's the lady with the hookah? E: Oh she appears to be a weirdo creepy chud type
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Nov 29, 2019 12:20
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Lol if you've won the genetic roulette and have the choice of not disclosing you're trans
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Nov 29, 2019 12:48
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The Saddest Rhino posted:A person can be asexual but not aromantic A million times this. Thanks, Rhino.
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Nov 29, 2019 15:08
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TinTower posted:As a trans woman, I have sex through mutual Mongolian throat singing whilst playing Super Mario Party. Wait then what are the three seashells for?
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Quick housekeeping note: anyone who's been reading/posting in this thread will not be surprised in the slightest to learn that it generated more reports in one day than I usually see in three. I was really happy to catch up on the thread and see that not only were the less thoughtful posters pretty roundly censured by the community, but that some genuinely good, earnest posts came out of the conversation, and what could have been a endless tornado of bad faith and anger ended up resolving itself organically. Y'all did good, PYF.  Happy belated Thanksgiving (I spent most of mine all dizzy with some flu-adjacent bullshit)
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drat, just when I thought up the sickest burn to wrap that derail up. Whatever I’ll eat the probe if need be smackdillion more like smalldickion lmao
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The lovely Gamer Takes person definitely isn’t quitting due to stuff like this I’m sure. https://twitter.com/PokeyOwO/status/1187195561163870208?s=20
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EL BROMANCE posted:The lovely Gamer Takes person definitely isn’t quitting due to stuff like this I’m sure.  I love a good meltdown, are the now deleted posts as bad as they sound?
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Somfin posted:So the dude is that weirdo creeper with the bathroom selfies, who's the lady with the hookah? Is she? I didn't get that vibe, but I must have missed a tweet or something.
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Scandal erupts in the British election campaign over the Lib Dem leader once again. Is it her support of fracking during the Coalition? Could it be her statement that she’d press The Button? Or perhaps the memes about her killing squirrels are true. Its none of those, as it turns out. It’s… *checks notes* The fact she owns a washing machine. https://twitter.com/jc4pm_uk/status/1200192357477605376?s=21
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TinTower posted:Scandal erupts in the British election campaign over the Lib Dem leader once again. Good dress, lovely politician.
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Nov 29, 2019 18:43
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Beartaco posted:
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Good dress, lovely politician. Let's not jump to conclusions. Does the dress have pockets?
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T-man posted:Let's not jump to conclusions. Where else do you think she hides her knife?
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