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escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
04:04 doesn't exist.

Edit: Or 03:93 for that matter.

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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

OwlFancier posted:

A time that only occurs under a nazi decimal horology.

Max Mosely got a powerful boner when he heard that phrase, before remembering what horology means.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
3:13 is the King Of Time, which is normally hailed as a positive but i think we can all agree that it needs to be overthrown and replaced by a Revolutionary Time Vanguard

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Gammon

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


.. I beg your pardon?

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I'm on a lovely, packed train right now and doing some impromptu campaigning for Labour as everyone is narked off with the late train that's standingb room only.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Necrothatcher posted:

I'm on a lovely, packed train right now and doing some impromptu campaigning for Labour as everyone is narked off with the late train that's standingb room only.

Just don't say "Corbyn will make the trains run on time"

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Angepain posted:

3:13 is the King Of Time, which is normally hailed as a positive but i think we can all agree that it needs to be overthrown and replaced by a Revolutionary Time Vanguard

Only timecube 4-in-1 True Logic defeats Time Socialist Corbyn.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Apparently something's going down at London Bridge. Police have rushed out and there's reports of gunshots being heard.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

My mum used to get freaked out whenever the clock read 3:33, I wasn't allowed to mention it or point it out. No idea why.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Rarity posted:

Apparently something's going down at London Bridge. Police have rushed out and there's reports of gunshots being heard.

Sounds like armed response showed up and shot someone after a fight.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/adam_cannon/status/1200419194514427904

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Not sure about these asylum seeking 'jokes'. Generally you've got a good shot at getting work in Australia or New Zealand even without full on formal qualifications, provided you have excellent English skills. They're the last 'frontier' that's really left.

If you can secure a job then Germany, Belgium or Austria have good routes towards citizenship with minimal beauracracy. I'm sure there's someone else who can expound on this better than me though.

Jewish Chronicle has just got a brutal bollocking off the Ipso for smearing a Labour activist:

https://skwawkbox.org/2019/11/29/ipso-hammers-jewish-chronicle-for-attacks-on-labour-supporter-and-its-conduct-during-investigation/

Be interesting to see if that actually shows up in the main media. (Yes, yes, sqwark I know)

For the university strike guys, solidarity: https://peoplesmomentum.com/striketowin

Strike 2 Win, good slogan. Slightly carnival barker.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

The police shot the driver apparently.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Intentionally?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

.. I beg your pardon?
14:88 = 15:28, which is Nazi code for Fifteen Words:Bye Hitler :byewhore:

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Intentionally?

bullets never intend anything

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

joel golby posted:

Watching this video, it is particularly impossible to envision Johnson as the all-shagging ur-lothario the newspapers make him up to be. The man eats a scone with the elan of a toddler banned from the Play-Doh table at their third nursery in as many months because they keep mashing all the colours together. Look at him, smiling, cream smeared over his wet pink lips, the word “DERICIOUS” garbled through a mouth full of spit, the close shot of his eyes, watery and afraid. This? This is your shagger god? Can we not, honestly, do better than that?

I mean obviously not

joel golby posted:

What order does cream go on a wreath, Boris? Can we maybe get Andrew Neil to ask him that?

Lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

unwantedplatypus posted:

bullets never intend anything
Stop quoting my law commercial.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
Really hope it doesn't turn out to be terrorism-related. I was starting to wonder if we'd see one during election period.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Clearly this is all Jeremy Corbyn's fault

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


unwantedplatypus posted:

bullets never intend anything

Cop passive voice is the best. And by best I mean worst, and by worst I mean ACAB

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Christ, I hope this wasn't some sort of attempted terror attack. That's the last thing we need.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
https://twitter.com/laurenannette_/status/1200418908957749249

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

stev posted:

Christ, I hope this wasn't some sort of attempted terror attack. That's the last thing we need.

Eh, we had this poo poo in 2017 and it barely made a blip on the polls.

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



Bad link, or already gone

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not sure government continuing to be unable to stop terror attacks plays particularly well for them.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

mfcrocker posted:

Eh, we had this poo poo in 2017 and it barely made a blip on the polls.

did lead to michael fallon decrying a statement purportedly by Corbyn blaming Britain for bringing these attacks upon ourselves and he frothed about how it was batshit and shows whoever said that must never be in charge of the country's security only for Krishnan Guru-Murphy to pull a poo poo-eating grin and say "those are the words of Boris Johnson, your foreign secretary"

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
Reuters says someone was stabbed.

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-b...KKBN1Y31PE?il=0

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

https://twitter.com/ppls2ndref/status/1200339226325331968?s=19

The long con. Beautiful and almost TT levels of commitment.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

mediaphage posted:

quote:

Watching this video, it is particularly impossible to envision Johnson as the all-shagging ur-lothario the newspapers make him up to be. The man eats a scone with the elan of a toddler banned from the Play-Doh table at their third nursery in as many months because they keep mashing all the colours together. Look at him, smiling, cream smeared over his wet pink lips, the word “DERICIOUS” garbled through a mouth full of spit, the close shot of his eyes, watery and afraid. This? This is your shagger god? Can we not, honestly, do better than that?

I mean obviously not

Rich and powerful person wants sex --> Rich and powerful person gets sex :shrug:

And then writes a novel with a self-insert character based on the experience:

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1139132157220331520

Angepain posted:

3:13 is the King Of Time, which is normally hailed as a positive but i think we can all agree that it needs to be overthrown and replaced by a Revolutionary Time Vanguard

Ah, a King with, if anything, bigger breasts.

Credit to Bozza for the phrasing:

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1139127119223644160

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Sanford posted:

Bad link, or already gone

It was a tweet about seeing a guy with a knife running around then get shot by police.

There's a further tweet saying the original tweet has been deleted due to the huge amount of attention it was getting.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



mfcrocker posted:

Eh, we had this poo poo in 2017 and it barely made a blip on the polls.

Possibly. I can just see the usual suspects spinning the 'Conservative governments are tough on crime/terror' angle. Which is bollocks and would only speak to the existing Tory base but it's still not great.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Braggart posted:

Ah, a King with, if anything, bigger breasts.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
we had an attack on that bridge even

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Why is his majesty’s throne room so cold

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

stev posted:

Possibly. I can just see the usual suspects spinning the 'Conservative governments are tough on crime/terror' angle. Which is bollocks and would only speak to the existing Tory base but it's still not great.

Which again has the rebuttal that we've had a conservative government for the past 9 years and it's still happening so clearly they're not very good at it.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Urgh the tone of this loving headline:

BBC News - Smartphone 'addiction': Young people 'panicky' when denied mobiles

Yeah I would be upset too if my employer took my phone away without prior warning. Odd that.

I'm not sure about the study itself but the news article is definitely moral panic clickbait.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Stop trying to turn me into a royalist.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

stev posted:

Possibly. I can just see the usual suspects spinning the 'Conservative governments are tough on crime/terror' angle. Which is bollocks and would only speak to the existing Tory base but it's still not great.

Except they've been in power for 9 years now and cut 20000 police.

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