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Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



:vince:

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007





lol holy poo poo

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




whats the timeline on that thing?

- you make it, do prints, throw it into the ocean
- someone finds it, finds 2dcat's song, emails 2dcat?
- 2dcat puts them in contact with you
- several months later you get it back at grand central station?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Yep! That’s pretty much it. Here is a link to the post which explains most of the saga. If you read that and some of the following posts it sums it up.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868217&userid=215300#post494860601

twoday has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Nov 29, 2019

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



imagine finding a message in bottle washed up on the beach and it reads “hey man check out my mixtape” with a spotify link, a goon project that succeeded

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

crazy cloud posted:

That's seriously fuckin amazing and good

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
there must have been some magic in that old trump tweet he found

for when he cast it to the sea it would make its way back round

trumpity tormp torp tromptuty tup trimp look at sailor go

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pardot posted:

whats the timeline on that thing?

- you make it, do prints, throw it into the ocean
- someone finds it, finds 2dcat's song, emails 2dcat?
- 2dcat puts them in contact with you
- several months later you get it back at grand central station?

I had no idea this happened. That's insane.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Duscat posted:

today, i am thankful for sailor, and the memories we share of sailor

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Duscat posted:

today, i am thankful for sailor, and the memories we share of sailor

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

twoday posted:

If you love something throw it into the sea; if it comes back to you it's yours forever

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I love the sailor saga

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Nichael posted:

I had no idea this happened. That's insane.

This is not the first suggestion that the simulation is based around the trump thread

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Poniard posted:

I love the sailor saga

it's incredible CSPAM lore

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
So should I make more prints with it or what

I'm gonna hang it in a little altar I think

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I think my favorite aspect of sailor is how I accidentally hosed up carving the "I" in such a way that it looks like a martini glass

Though, to be fair, the miraculous story surrounding its return is also cool

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Yeah, pretty much

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

there was a time where I didn't remember sailor and now I can never forget

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


make another set of remember sailor prints that are now blessed/rejected by posiden

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i might buy a fancy print of ghost sailor, returned from the depths

but i already have the fanciest pre-Odyssey sailor of all, so he would have to up his gimmick

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
sailor has returned from the depths, blessed by cthulhu to spread the word

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



SAI ★ LOR
You Are Not Forgotten

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Pardot posted:

whats the timeline on that thing?

- you make it, do prints, throw it into the ocean
- someone finds it, finds 2dcat's song, emails 2dcat?
- 2dcat puts them in contact with you
- several months later you get it back at grand central station?

3DCAT posted:

from what i can tell someone found it on the beach and started doing internet searches and came across a post from twoday mentioning it was lost to the ocean forever, but didn't have an account to mention twoday..., so then searched for sailor and maybe found me on social media due to my connection to remember sailor and asked to get a hold of twoday

it's a c-spam miracle imo

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
sailor was called back to cspam through the magick of song

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

crazy cloud posted:

sailor was called back to cspam through the magick of song

Time to make a Siren's Call remix

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

3DCAT posted:

Time to make a Siren's Call remix

f yes

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



redsniper
Feb 15, 2012
I seriously cannot loving believe this poo poo like drat. :psyduck:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Just some random stuff I've found: so I'm reading the wiki for the Seal of Solomon, the lesser Key of Solomon, and Solomon, [it is kinda hosed up one of Solomon's sins was 'marrying a foreign woman' especially when it's made super clear she's hot as hell], and I discovered this historical fictional alphabet, I suspect that twoday is already hip to it

I'm sure if Trump could pick a biblical character most like him, it would be Solomon. Solomon had 700 wives and concubines, wisdom bestowed by God herself, collected tribute in a single year amounting to ~ 18,000 kg of gold, his wealth described in the bible as being so great no future person will ever be as rich, a bunch of famous monuments including the temple that stored the arc Ark of the Covenant (which is kinda like God himself having a penthouse there), his famous 'squared circle' courtyard (suck it irrational numbers), a hot affair with an African queen, magic powers, ziggeraut ramps instead of stairs, a magic ring that controlled angels and demons, etc.

Man, can you imagine if twitter was around and biblical figures could tweet about how just/unjust their persecution by God was

actually, I guess prayers are tweets you hope God reads, so that sorta maps

Also, the Pontifacts podcast did Pope Felix IV, and he is the first or second Pope to have an image done of himself in his lifetime that survived. It is on a moasic, and it involves Felix IV showing up with church, while other figures, including Jesus, angrily glare at the pope like he's late or something

One of the two hosts has a Masters in Art history, and she mentions that Renaissance paintings often portray people's expressions as hilariously suspicious, to quote Fry (or Brie), 'there's a painting where St. Peter and Mary are meeting and it looks like they have had a beef for years'. Anyway, thought that sort of thing might get a laugh ITT

PS: mosaic sheep(?)

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 16:43 on Dec 2, 2019

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


that sheep knows things best left unknown

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


:vince:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRD5Y68njjY

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
Need a special cspam print for Jess imo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

3DCAT posted:

Need a special cspam print for Jess imo

Limited Edition Remember Sailor print

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

please somebody archive this thread

in case I never get my hands on the first edition

no one understands me anymore but the book

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Well, the dates of all the Solomonic grimoires are highly questionable, but the one which is argued to be the oldest is the Testament of Solomon, and the last few paragraphs of that one describe his fall from grace. He mentions his many wives, and the last one who did him in. The thing was not that she was foreign, I *think* many of his wives were, but that she would not allow him to get near her unless he abandoned YHWH and started making sacrifices to other gods. He then crushed five locusts in his hand as a half-assed sacrifice to her gods, in an attempt to get into her pants, and at once the spirit of God left him and he lost all of his powers.

As for the script, yes, I am aware of it, and I have also devised a similar script to use in the book where every letter is a variation of the letters T, R, U, M, or P.



Not sure what to write in it yet.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

3DCAT posted:

Need a special cspam print for Jess imo

Hmmmmmm

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