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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/edburmila/status/1200585460814364672

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bagofmoons/status/1200497462072332288?s=20

https://twitter.com/bagofmoons/status/1200498454486605824?s=20

https://twitter.com/bagofmoons/status/1200517401017643008?s=20

And just to show that this isn't all clout chasing

https://twitter.com/wideofthepost/status/1200608771904421888?s=20

https://twitter.com/AntonioSlamsci/status/1200584029956911105?s=20

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"being president has been his sole focus literally since he was 2-years-old, he has absolutely no morals outside of that one goal."

This is the sort of insane poo poo that makes me believe in that thought experiment about being reborn knowing everything you knew when you died

I don't remember much, if anything, about being a two-year-old but I've been around a bunch of them and their priorities are usually more aligned with a sunsetting billionaire than a ambitious Midwestern centrist

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://mobile.twitter.com/markeiamccarty/status/1200531956548558848

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I really enjoyed this thank you

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

"being president has been his sole focus literally since he was 2-years-old, he has absolutely no morals outside of that one goal."

This is the sort of insane poo poo that makes me believe in that thought experiment about being reborn knowing everything you knew when you died

I don't remember much, if anything, about being a two-year-old but I've been around a bunch of them and their priorities are usually more aligned with a sunsetting billionaire than a ambitious Midwestern centrist

Dude went to Afghanistan on his 30s just to improve his future polling plans. it's scary as hell

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Pastry of the Year posted:

"being president has been his sole focus literally since he was 2-years-old, he has absolutely no morals outside of that one goal."

Literally The Smiler from Transmetropolitan

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





You guys are just describing this comedy sketch.
https://youtu.be/fsWLBOyEv6o

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/XEECEEVEVO/status/1199183945318817792

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/eleanorkpenny/status/1200370936580624386?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

In loving credible.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh wow. That brings me back.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I open up my wallet
and it's full of grease

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

I said buy me a pizza, these are truly the last 30 days

and we fell into it, like a delivery, or a 5 dollar

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1200552861739945986

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Betteridge's Law says that any headline ending with a question mark can be answered "no".

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/DivestTrump/status/1200554156349485059

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BeffernieBlack/status/1200821501357891584

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/geekandahalf/status/1200440963753283584?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/LivPosting/status/1200795717088038912?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HywelRoberts2/status/1200896404970971136?s=19

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


they all look like third tier X-files antagonists

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

It's actually super cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Evergreen tweet: https://twitter.com/AngstromHoot/status/795362873396654080?s=19

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/ptychomancer/status/1179229319375282176?s=19

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I was just listening to this album and cracked up at this:

https://twitter.com/thejimmyconroy/status/1199815246862520328?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
drat, lot of deece music tweets as of late

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/jondancesto/status/1199892786050293760

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/1200701358623473664?s=20

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/coolturtleneck/status/1200262535628382209?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
This is why your religion is dying

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

pope disagrees

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Memento posted:

Literally The Smiler from Transmetropolitan

Warren Ellis has said that people have asked him who specifically Smiler is based off of, because they remind him of (insert psychopath fuled by ambition and ego here). Lots assumed it was Tony Blair, then some thought it was a shot at John Kerry, and so on.

But I think he said it's not any one politician, more the archetype that we se all too often.

The Beast however is 100% Richard Nixon.

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Dec 1, 2019

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Warren Ellis has said that people have asked him who specifically Smiler is based off of, because they remind him of (insert psychopath fuled by ambition and ego here). Lots assumed it was Tony Blair, then some thought it was a shot at John Kerry, and so on.

But I think he said it's not any one politician, more the archetype that we se all too often.

The Beast however is 100% Richard Nixon.

The Smiler has Blair's rictus grin, and uses several of his catchphrases, so he was at the least a strong inspiration.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/RexChapm...ovember_29_2019

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/JoelWing2/status/1201074855493292032

e: if you want a hopeful vision of the future imagine a bare foot dourly rubbing grime onto looted luxury furniture

Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Dec 1, 2019

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Idk why but I found this one pretty funny too


https://twitter.com/coolturtleneck/status/1200869268155518976?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/xoglittertv/status/1200991801957658624?s=21

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011


when u already nutted but she keep suckin

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1200940072587186177?s=19

https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1200942053233963009?s=19

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