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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/SecretsOfDune/status/1200426394339225601

wow

george lucas stealing even more things from dune

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

I started God Emperor and I fukken love it.

It's weird and tragic so far. As the reader we know why Leto is acting like he does, and how the Golden Path is a path where he sacrifices it all.

But still, it feels like it could be an excellent stage play in parts. Who would you cast in God Emperor : The Musical?

Walk Without Rhythm needs to be the most ironically catchy track

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

But still, it feels like it could be an excellent stage play in parts. Who would you cast in God Emperor : The Musical?

Troy McClure as Leto Atreides

Dune: the musical posted:

Dr Yueh, Dr Yueh
Dr Yueh, Dr Yueh
Dr Yueh, Dr Yueh
Dr Yueh

(Dr Yueh, Dr Yueh)

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
Though I hate each Harko-nen
From Vladimir to Beast Rab-en
Oh you’ll never make a worm god out of me

Oh my gosh I was wrong
It was the golden path all along
Oh you’ve finally made a worm god
[Yes we’ve finally made a worm god]
Yes you’ve finally made a worm god out of me

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lmao

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
This thread got me to unban my account so I could say that I'm partway through God Emperor of Dune and it rules.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Well Lord theres nothing on Dune like a genuine, bonafide, electrified, Ix-made Royal Cart!

What'd I say?
-Royal Cart!

What's it called?
-Royal Cart!

That's right, Royal Cart!

[crowd chanting]
♪Royal Cart
Royal Cart
Royal Cart♪

FBS fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Nov 30, 2019

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Becoming Usul

See the weird knife in my hand
See the crys knife in my hand
I'm gonna teach them the weirding way
But first...
...i got to kill this man

(chorus)
Kill, kill Jamis!
kill, kill, kill Jamis!
become what was foretold
let your desert dream unfold!

Thufir's secret

Paul, this work, we've hidden it from you
Paul, your skills, you need to follow through
Your mind's been honed since you were but a tot
Now you're a man - time to become...
...a meEeEeEeEentat

Old friends

You young pup, You young pup, slay Harkonnen with me - ratatatat!
Gurney man, Gurney man, way ahead of you as to the...
...HarkonneEeEeEeeeen

Barron's teachings

Feyd, lovely Feyd,
You fail to understand
Us leaving Dune's a ploy,
To kill the Atreides
We have a big surprise
For Duke and all his men,
A traitor in their midst,
Who no one would suspect

None will be the wiser, when we return to power
First I'll send the Beast to squeeze them dryyyyyy
Soon your part will come, my lovely boooooy
But now, kill all your dirty whores!

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


i found dune in, i think, grade ten. i had a bad english teacher who was once a ballerina, till her partner dropped her and she shattered her hip and had to become an embittered teacher.

anyways, she had a lot of good books in her class. i read anthem there and was like "okay rush, wow, maybe 2112 is aspirational not dystopic" but more importantly, i found a beat up copy of dune. poo poo rocked my world. i immediately read all of big poppa sandworms oeuvre, even his early stuff. the santaroga barrier is a really interesting exploration of mind expanding drugs tying a community together within a weird gestalt hivemind.
there is another novel i can't remember about a ruling class of near immortal tech demigods.

anyways, it's interesting to see how he explored all these themes individually, and then when he matured as an author, produced the books that are basically the dudes summa philosophia.

when his judas son started messing around there was a moment i thought this will be like tolkeins boy. he recognizes the enormity of his fathers work, and is picking up the torch.

i think the first thing he put out was the before dune whatever, which had an "apparently" early draft of dune, the "they stopped the shifting sands" article about grass and dunes, and some other stuff.

i was cool with this. it was okay.

and then the thinking machines came. ug.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

You're all way better at this Dune Musical Idea than I could ever be.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I dream of dancing Fremen on multiple levels of the stage doing the Arrakis Shuffle.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...
I am not giving away my SPICE
I am not giving away my SPICE
Y'know I'm just like my father
Although life on Arrakis is harder
I am not giving away my SPICE

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I dream of dancing Fremen on multiple levels of the stage doing the Arrakis Shuffle.

I don’t like musicals but I think that a bunch of people doing the same dance all slightly off beat from one another would be awesome to watch. There’s no way it wouldn’t be a little bit of a brainfuck.

Ulf
Jul 15, 2001

FOUR COLORS
ONE LOVE
Nap Ghost

Ratatozsk posted:

Oh you’ve finally made a worm god
[Yes we’ve finally made a worm god]
Yes you’ve finally made a worm god out of me
I love you, Doctor Yueh!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Ratatozsk posted:

Though I hate each Harko-nen
From Vladimir to Beast Rab-en
Oh you’ll never make a worm god out of me

Oh my gosh I was wrong
It was the golden path all along
Oh you’ve finally made a worm god
[Yes we’ve finally made a worm god]
Yes you’ve finally made a worm god out of me

This play has everything!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
I suddenly want to see (and hear) Gilbert & Sullivan's The Padishah-Emperor.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Zopotantor posted:

I suddenly want to see (and hear) Gilbert & Sullivan's The Padishah-Emperor.

I am the very model of a modern major sardukar

tbb9
Sep 6, 2011
Just finished Sandworms of Dune, it loving sucked. It’s kinda like a clip show of established characters. The ending is especially bad.

tbb9
Sep 6, 2011
You know when Leto II becomes a sandworm, that happens again but with robots. They explicitly state it’s the same thing.

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


tbb9 posted:

Just finished Sandworms of Dune, it loving sucked. It’s kinda like a clip show of established characters. The ending is especially bad.

listen i hate to kinkshame but why would you flagellate yourself like this

tbb9
Sep 6, 2011

Heather Papps posted:

listen i hate to kinkshame but why would you flagellate yourself like this

I found the book in a free library in the park, I can’t believe no one wanted it...

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


tbb9 posted:

I found the book in a free library in the park, I can’t believe no one wanted it...

i had a moment, when i was i don't loving know, 16 or something.
i was reading the cool new exciting dune book.

at a certain point i was like "wait they are flying around in spaceships doing a big battle. this isn't dune. this is loving star wars expanded universe poo poo."
then i closed the book and walked away.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


leaked first look at Leto ii from Villeneuve's opus...

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Welcome, Usul
Sit yourself down
And meet the best troop leader around

As for the rest
All of them crooks
Walking with rhythm, losing their hooks

Seldom do you see
Honest naib like me
A Fremen of portent who's content to be

Master of the sietch
Doling out the harm
Ready with my maula and my strong knife arm

Sings a battle chant
Racking up the kills
Sardukar are wary of my crysknife skills

Glad to do Liet-Kynes a favor
Bribing Guildsmen isn't nice
But nothin' gets you nothin'
Everything is costing us in spice

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
Michael Bloomberg is a shoo-in to play any of the tleilaxu masters

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



chani got that most waterfat donk in the entire Cielago West :butt:

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


water me
water me
water me
water me, stilgar.
water me all night long.
"That's right, boy!"
You can do it...
water me, stilgar.
water me all night long...
'Cause if you water me, stilgar,
I can grow up, big and strong.
Would you like a thopter?
Or a guest-shot in the future?
How about a date with gurney halleck...
You gonna git it.
How'd ya like to be a gold path?
Dining out, for every meal.
I'm the spice can make it all real.
You're gonna git it.
Hey, I'm your genie.
I'm your friend.
I'm your willin' slave...
Take a chance, water me, yeah.
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda blue-eye treats,
The kinda sticky licky, sweets I crave...
Ow! Come on, stilgar,
Don't be a putz!
Trust me and your life will surely
Rival King Tut's.
Show a little initiative, boy,
Work up some guts,
And you'll git it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have so... so many strong... reservations.
Should I go... and perform... mutilations?
Think about a room at salusa secondar,
Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz.
A little nookie gonna clean up those zits,
And you'll git it... uh huh...
Gee I'd like a CHOAM machine.
Tooling around like I was Jesus Mohammed.
Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!
So, go git it! Woo woo woo!
If you wanna be profound...
If you really gotta justify...
Take a breath and look around...
A lot of folks deserve to die...
Stupid woman! Christ, what a freakin' scatterbrain!
I'm sorry, doctor! I'm sorry doctor!
If you want a rationale,
It isn't very hard to see.
No, No, No...
Stop and think it over, pal.
The guy sure looks like worm food to me!
The guy sure looks like worm food to me!
The guy sure looks like worm food to me...!
He's so nasty treatin' her rough!
Smackin' her around, and always talkin' so tough!
You need water and he's got more than enough!
I need water and he's got more than enough!
You/I need water and he's got more than enough!
So Go Git it

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SubponticatePoster posted:

Welcome, Usul
Sit yourself down
And meet the best troop leader around

As for the rest
All of them crooks
Walking with rhythm, losing their hooks

Seldom do you see
Honest naib like me
A Fremen of portent who's content to be

Master of the sietch
Doling out the harm
Ready with my maula and my strong knife arm

Sings a battle chant
Racking up the kills
Sardukar are wary of my crysknife skills

Glad to do Liet-Kynes a favor
Bribing Guildsmen isn't nice
But nothin' gets you nothin'
Everything is costing us in spice

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Gurney no!


https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ddxy6ggyW

quote:


joshbrolin
Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the gently caress thought of this stupid poo poo but gently caress you nonetheless. Seriously. #blackholefriday #blackholesun #severeperineumburns #santamonicafiredepartment #assholecare

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Say it ain't so

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


sunburn the likes of which god himself has never seen

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Paul crouched at Gurney's sphincter, his stillsuit back flap adjusted for perineum sunning--balls cupped, rear end filter in place, urethra plug adjusted. Only his pale taint was visible: a narrow band of flesh turned toward the sun.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Anne Frank Funk posted:

Paul crouched at Gurney's sphincter, his stillsuit back flap adjusted for perineum sunning--balls cupped, rear end filter in place, urethra plug adjusted. Only his pale taint was visible: a narrow band of flesh turned toward the sun.

First, I didn't know Josh Brolin was playing Gurney, and secondly you have to hand it to his commitment as an actor.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1160419/trivia?ref_=m_tt_trv_trv

quote:

Charlotte Rampling, who will star in Denis Villeneuve's upcoming adaptation of the 1965 novel, originally wanted to play Lady Jessica in Alejandro Jodorowsky's failed Dune project, but declined the offer due to a scene that involved 2,000 extras defecating at once.

:eyepoop:

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

If only she had the vision to know about the importance of executing the great scattering.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Anne Frank Funk posted:

If only she had the vision to know about the importance of executing the great scattering.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sounds like a load of poo poo to me

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



The only time Alejandro Jodorowsky was sticking to the source material was when poo poo was involved. :thunk:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



The weirding modules just modulate muadib into the brown note.

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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
"My name is a making GBS threads word..."

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