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Two quotes in the quote thread. This is the high point of my week. E: and a page snype, I'm king of the world.
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# ? Nov 28, 2019 22:58 |
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Segmentation Fox posted:That's not smoke, it's steam!
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# ? Nov 28, 2019 23:49 |
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The Protagonist posted:what's wrong with ops posting?? Burt Sexual posted:What’s right with it?
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# ? Nov 29, 2019 20:32 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Ghosts are very real and if you're not incredibly careful they will steal food off your plate and fly off into the heavens. (guess the thread)
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 00:34 |
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hahahaha I was spot on I don't even follow that thread but I just knew somehow
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 00:39 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Gayma rays. Does that mean Incredible Hulk is... "That's my secret Cap... I'm always FABULOUS"
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 06:19 |
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You thought his pants being purple was a coincidence? They've been telling us for years
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 06:30 |
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There was the one time that Banner saw a rainbow and turned into the Hulk.
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 06:42 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There was the one time that Banner saw a rainbow and turned into the Hulk. "T-two rainbows? Rrrg... RRGG... WHAT IT MEAN?!"
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 06:45 |
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Hulks out when he finds rainbows are circles
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 07:25 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hulks out when he finds rainbows are circles "RAAAARGH HULK SHOULD KNOW BETTER AS WEAK BANNER DEALS WITH ENERGY WAVES AND PARTICLES AS HIS PROFESSION! BUT THIS KNOWLEDGE STILL CONFUSES AND ANGERS HULK! HULK SMASH PUNY SPECTRUM!"
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 07:33 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:"T-two rainbows? Rrrg... RRGG... WHAT IT MEAN?!" The Phantom is back on Gullique island
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 14:40 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hulks out when he finds rainbows are circles Rainbows are really trippy if you really think about what they are and how they function. The image we see is made up of sunlight reflected off water droplets suspended/falling in the atmosphere (which is why the sun is always behind you when you're looking at a rainbow) which are actually bouncing off in every direction but the parts visible to you are the ones which happened to bounce exactly in your direction so they're not just a circle, they're a gigantic cone of sparkling radiance which is several kilometres wide at the widest section and the point is always exactly where your eyeballs are, all of which is caused by a massive 150 million km wide ball of burning plasma which is exactly opposite that huge cone of light. If you move around you're making that specific gigantic cone which only you can see move around as well because the point is always centred on your eyeballs, wherever they happen to be. Everyone else who looks at the rainbow is seeing a different cone of multi-coloured reflected light which is pointed directly at their eyeballs, because no one can see the same rainbow from the same perspective as anyone else.
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 14:47 |
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Not necessarily a funny quote but I liked it and agreed with it.WSAENOTSOCK posted:For real. I'll be saying this until I'm blue in the face, but Cinema Sins has convinced people that not being media literate is just as good as being media literate and speaking as somebody who used to watch movies and television this way before film school shook that impulse out of me, it is 100% the least productive possible way to make yourself feel smarter.
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 14:50 |
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Moon Slayer posted:Not necessarily a funny quote but I liked it and agreed with it. I dunno, a guy who hates people who consume media solely to look for things to complain about it consuming an internet critic solely to complain about it is pretty funny. As is the idea that they were willing to devote countless years of their life and thousands of dollars to film school without doing an ounce of research to see what film school was actually like and then when they arrive and found it to be the den of failchildren and narcissists like it literally always has been they blame it on the internet man who talk about movie wrong way.
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 21:48 |
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shut up sleeveless
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 22:56 |
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Sleeveless posted:I dunno, a guy who hates people who consume media solely to look for things to complain about it consuming an internet critic solely to complain about it is pretty funny. As is the idea that they were willing to devote countless years of their life and thousands of dollars to film school without doing an ounce of research to see what film school was actually like and then when they arrive and found it to be the den of failchildren and narcissists like it literally always has been they blame it on the internet man who talk about movie wrong way. Guy Mann you are the single most miserable, whiny, impossible-to-like pain in the rear end on these dead forums. If your goal is to make everyone hate you then congrats although I don't know why you settled on that for a gimmick. If not, how have you not been beaten up by a complete stranger for being the dictionary definition of insufferable?
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# ? Nov 30, 2019 23:30 |
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Gatekeeper posted:Steal a friend's car and try to bury it in the sand on the beach.
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 00:02 |
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Guy Mann was created when his mother said "um, actually" at the moment of conception
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 00:11 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guy Mann was created when his mother said "um, actually" at the moment of conception Lmao
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 01:05 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guy Mann was created when his mother said "oh god gross ew" at the moment of conception
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 01:10 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Guy Mann you are the single most miserable, whiny, impossible-to-like pain in the rear end on these dead forums. If your goal is to make everyone hate you then congrats although I don't know why you settled on that for a gimmick. If not, how have you not been beaten up by a complete stranger for being the dictionary definition of insufferable? I knew someone like that for a while, they’re incapable of checking themselves around others so eventually they become addicted to the negative attention and lean into their bad attitudes instead
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 02:08 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guy Mann was created when his mother said "um, actually" at the moment of conception A man is birthed, but Mann was discharged.
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 02:08 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:there's a hole in my butt That seems kind of extreme.
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 03:59 |
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Oxxidation posted:I knew someone like that for a while, they’re incapable of checking themselves around others so eventually they become addicted to the negative attention and lean into their bad attitudes instead Don't dox me
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 04:02 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guy Mann was created when his mother said "um, actually" at the moment of conception The funniest thing about Guy Mann is that Guy Mann thinks they're funny
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 04:13 |
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Memento posted:what the everloving gently caress am I looking at here Snowglobe of Doom posted:Bidey num nums
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 11:17 |
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 11:18 |
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bump_fn posted:A 65-year-old man was shot dead on Thanksgiving by a booby trap he set up to protect his home from intruders. Ronald Cyr triggered the homemade device which fired a handgun at anyone attempting to enter through the door. He managed to dial 911 to report that he had been shot at the house in Van Buren, Maine on Thursday evening. President Beep posted:in free maine, home owns you!!!!
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 20:01 |
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Regalingualius posted:For 200 years you’ve been asking: Who is Dominic Deegan? This is Dominic Deegan speaking.
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# ? Dec 1, 2019 22:56 |
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Trabant posted:You ever count how many people are in Maroon 5? Or Ben Folds Five? Jose Valasquez posted:If you think that's disappointing wait until you see the Barenaked Ladies
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# ? Dec 2, 2019 00:07 |
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Enfield posted:what if there were sea lions, but on land
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 04:49 |
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OhFunny posted:https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1201635678804725761?s=19 SardonicTyrant posted:"Mr President we need to change the diaper. Please stop peeing"
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 05:28 |
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Oh yeah, Enfield. I always forget that guy kinda flamed out.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 06:13 |
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bird with big dick posted:I deducted the cost of my roomba from my taxes because I glued a dildo to it and it motors around in the background while I’m broadcasting on my chaturbate channel.
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 08:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tppVfIAKRZM
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# ? Dec 3, 2019 15:13 |
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I'm not sure how to quote from a locked thread on the awful app but can someone link Spins' gong show of a GBS performance last night? e: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905489 Outrail has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Dec 4, 2019 |
# ? Dec 3, 2019 18:39 |
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Is there anything worth quoting in those 9 pages?
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:08 |
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loquacius posted:how fey am I? hmm let me think
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:09 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Is there anything worth quoting in those 9 pages? Not individually. The whole being greater than the sum yada yada. Someone got drunk and for some reason the forums lost their minds. Mostly because gbs is full of thirsty thirsty goons.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 17:26 |