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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I am the walrus

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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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It’s no milk crate but I’ll allow it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


I commissioned drawings of my family eating me with their assholes and they didn't appreciate it?! help?! I don't undestand?!

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

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Son of Thunderbeast posted:



I commissioned drawings of my family eating me with their assholes and they didn't appreciate it?! help?! I don't undestand?!

Oh man another anal vore story came up in the /r/relationships thread a while back and I thought back to this. I did not dare google for it at the time, mind you

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



I commissioned drawings of my family eating me with their assholes and they didn't appreciate it?! help?! I don't undestand?!

Straight people "coming out" as being poly or into BDSM led to this.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm coming out as a good poster

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

T-man posted:

I'm coming out as a good poster

I'm so proud of you! Have you decided when you're going to start presenting as one?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm coming out of your rear end in a top hat after being vored by it. Yes, you, the person reading this

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Son of Thunderbeast posted:



I commissioned drawings of my family eating me with their assholes and they didn't appreciate it?! help?! I don't undestand?!

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Besesoth posted:

I'm so proud of you! Have you decided when you're going to start presenting as one?

:thurman:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

YaketySass posted:

Straight people "coming out" as being poly or into BDSM led to this.

Coming out as poly might make sense, just because you don't want friends or family to freak out if they catch you doing something romantic with multiple people. But there's absolutely no reason your family needs to know the physical acts you do in the bedroom.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Skwirl posted:

Coming out as poly might make sense, just because you don't want friends or family to freak out if they catch you doing something romantic with multiple people. But there's absolutely no reason your family needs to know the physical acts you do in the bedroom.

There's plenty of 'lifestyle' BDSM fetishists that want to do their thing in front of family/in public and think calling it an orientation gives them carte blanche to parade their sub on a leash and call them slave at thanksgiving.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Dienes posted:

There's plenty of 'lifestyle' BDSM fetishists that want to do their thing in front of family/in public and think calling it an orientation gives them carte blanche to parade their sub on a leash and call them slave at thanksgiving.

:cripes:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Dienes posted:

There's plenty of 'lifestyle' BDSM fetishists that want to do their thing in front of family/in public and think calling it an orientation gives them carte blanche to parade their sub on a leash and call them slave at thanksgiving.

I want to say that Anal vore story is probably fake, but the internet has taught me that there's plenty of people out there who make their fetish their identity that I just don't loving know anymore man. :negative:

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dienes posted:

There's plenty of 'lifestyle' BDSM fetishists that want to do their thing in front of family/in public and think calling it an orientation gives them carte blanche to parade their sub on a leash and call them slave at thanksgiving.

It's the same reason why furries caught hell for so long, at least the coprophiliacs have the sense to keep their poo poo in private.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The one thing about narwhals we can all agree on is that they stop Cthulhu eating ye. :v:

Content:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ExplodingSims posted:

I want to say that Anal vore story is probably fake, but the internet has taught me that there's plenty of people out there who make their fetish their identity that I just don't loving know anymore man. :negative:

It’s way too goofy and set up to be a real thing. I’d honesty be surprised if the type of person who would list anal vore as their main defining trait would be able to have enough normal relationships to throw an event where multiple x amounts of people would show up for anything, let alone a rando mystery party

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Think it's a copypasta or something like that.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

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TinTower posted:

The one thing about narwhals we can all agree on is that they stop Cthulhu eating ye. :v:

Content:



I looked it up because I had to know and it's straight up just every biphobic stance. Also the last point she makes is "no one cares if you're bisexual so why bother telling us" like she didnt just make a twitter thread about how much she cares about bisexuals

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

going insane at the idea anyone could think that anal vore story is anywhere near real, jesus christ

you dumb gullible motherfuckers

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

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Crocoswine posted:

going insane at the idea anyone could think that anal vore story is anywhere near real, jesus christ

you dumb gullible motherfuckers

Who cares it's funny god drat we are in actual Hell let us laugh at the idea of some dude showing his family hosed up porn

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Crocoswine posted:

going insane at the idea anyone could think that anal vore story is anywhere near real, jesus christ

you dumb gullible motherfuckers

Goons falling for obviously fake stories/posters is a time honored tradition. If anything we’ve actually improved at calling BS whereas 2005 GBS would believe literally anything

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Danaru posted:

I looked it up because I had to know and it's straight up just every biphobic stance. Also the last point she makes is "no one cares if you're bisexual so why bother telling us" like she didnt just make a twitter thread about how much she cares about bisexuals

https://twitter.com/HARRYISNOTQUEER/status/1200053143876308992

Oh poo poo. What are the rules and stipulations? I had no idea! Am I bisexualling illegally?

Actually, the worst thing about that thread are all the unnecessary gifs.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
help i am permanently twitter poisoned and i can't make a single loving point without sixteen ill-fitting two second compressed to gently caress gifs

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

kirbysuperstar posted:

help i am permanently twitter poisoned and i can't make a single loving point without sixteen ill-fitting two second compressed to gently caress gifs

Koalas March alt spotted

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Did she put all those asterisks in every other word to stop people from being able to search phrases and find her? It plainly didn't work if so.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
Why is she asterisking bisexuality? And label?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Tiggum posted:


Actually, the worst thing about that thread are all the unnecessary gifs.

True but them some 10/10 titties

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Danaru posted:

I looked it up because I had to know and it's straight up just every biphobic stance. Also the last point she makes is "no one cares if you're bisexual so why bother telling us" like she didnt just make a twitter thread about how much she cares about bisexuals

And transphobic. She seems like a really delightful, well-adjusted, secure and knowledgeable person.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

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Dienes posted:

And transphobic. She seems like a really delightful, well-adjusted, secure and knowledgeable person.

Yeah at first I was happy to see someone not slinging the "bisexuals are like pansexuals except transphobic", then realized she doesnt think that because she doesnt think trans folks are valid. Good lord what a lovely human being :cripes:

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

I like the part where she says that bi people just love to tell everyone about how actually they're bi not gay/straight. As if a massive amount of bi people don't just call themselves gay to avoid this kind of poo poo

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
That account is following one account, has around 140 followers and at most 1-2 likes on any given post, I’m pretty sure it’s some sort of weird bot

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Patrick Spens posted:

Why is she asterisking bisexuality? And label?

'Bisexuality' makes sense in a way, if she's presumably trying to say something 'controversial' (read: stupid and offensive) about bisexuality without attracting the attention of the sort of people who would be searching 'bisexuality' on Twitter.

But censoring things like 'label' and 'worse' is just dumb.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

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Saagonsa posted:

I like the part where she says that bi people just love to tell everyone about how actually they're bi not gay/straight. As if a massive amount of bi people don't just call themselves gay to avoid this kind of poo poo

I'm guilty of this :negative: I'm trying not to specifically to normalize it as best I can but christ its exhausting to get people like this kramering into your mentioms

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

T-man posted:

I'm coming out as a good poster

Besesoth posted:

I'm so proud of you! Have you decided when you're going to start presenting as one?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Even if you haven't started the transitioning process or are too scared to do so you are still a legitimate good poster

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Oct 15, 2012

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Dienes posted:

And transphobic. She seems like a really delightful, well-adjusted, secure and knowledgeable person.

Just straight up homophobic too. In fact I think racism was the only one she didn’t which probably just means she did it in a different tweet.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

upon further reflection I think I might be postingfluid, thank you all for following and support my ~experience~

i accept paypal, dogecoin, and Zimbabwe dollar donations

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Cleretic posted:

'Bisexuality' makes sense in a way, if she's presumably trying to say something 'controversial' (read: stupid and offensive) about bisexuality without attracting the attention of the sort of people who would be searching 'bisexuality' on Twitter.

I genuinely can't tell if that's paranoid or not.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1200970847848001537


Really trying for first place, seems like.

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