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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


ah i tohught it was an old biden pic

lol

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

I watch gay porn parody movies to determine what I'd ever want to pay to watch in a theater. (the Fuckus League parody recast cyborg as green lantern, which is a much better IP so I knew the actual movie would be a dud. Jurassic gently caress was a guaranteed winner, otoh). Thank u gay pron.

watching gay pornography is the first step in your road to recovery. i wish you the best in overcoming the heterosexual impulses god put in you to test you

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


cumshitter posted:

me, drawing my gun on my ex-wife at the Ramada parking lot: I'LL SEE YOU HERE SUNDAY AT 5:30 YOU BITCH

my son: Dad, why is there an orangutan in the backseat?

me: hes your brother now and i love him more than you. get used to it. we're going to play lazer tag because your brother likes it.

my son: Yay!!! Lazer tag!!!! Can I invite my wife? Can uncle Straight Cumshitter come???

me: no. shut up.

Orangutans are magnificent and lovable primates and definitely deserve our respect. I fully endorse your adoption of the orangutan!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Korean Chris Pratt was very good at loving male dinosaurs is all I'm saying. A true method actor.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
did you know that jupiter made a song and video about the current and only president of the united states all the way back in 1998?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouKI_myXxk

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
as a homosexual liberationist theologian i know god is gay. this is why he made adam first and eve as an afterthought because adam didnt want to gently caress bees or otters or whatever.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

ok what is the yellow stripe for I gotta know.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



cumshitter posted:

as a homosexual liberationist theologian i know god is gay. this is why he made adam first and eve as an afterthought because adam didnt want to gently caress bees or otters or whatever.
But Adam was straight.

Wait Cumshitter, are you god?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cumshitter posted:

as a homosexual liberationist theologian i know god is gay. this is why he made adam first and eve as an afterthought because adam didnt want to gently caress bees or otters or whatever.

this is... problematic

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

ok what is the yellow stripe for I gotta know.

trump!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

different stylistic change? i like

it's just a sketch i painted under but i like the effect i got with the light shining through the garment and revealing the body underneath

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

SardonicTyrant posted:

But Adam was straight.

Wait Cumshitter, are you god?

no, adam was perfect and didnt understand heterosexuality until he bit the apple of forbidden apple

also, yes.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

it's just a sketch i painted under but i like the effect i got with the light shining through the garment and revealing the body underneath

its good chiaroscuro

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Slumfrog posted:

Speaking of images with a tangible odour



Corey Harrison aging gracefully, I see.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Al! posted:

here's a study



looking a bit.... religious?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



cumshitter posted:

no, adam was perfect and didnt understand heterosexuality until he bit the apple of forbidden apple

also, yes.
*gestures all around*

What the gently caress, man?!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
bad news. i lost custody of turdfuzz because Child Protective Services described my home as "living inside a giant liquor bottle"

i will never rest until i get my son back. the one i like, not the one i have. huge distinction there

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
cnn says dems are look at multiple articles of impeachment

just load that buckshot in

where is trump ready to deflect it off his gorgeous chest like the superman he is

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Lastgirl posted:

cnn says dems are look at multiple articles of impeachment

just load that buckshot in

where is trump ready to deflect it off his gorgeous chest like the superman he is

I know there's at least one political cartoon out there depicting a sequence of events very similar to this. And I hate that I know that.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Lastgirl posted:

cnn says dems are look at multiple articles of impeachment

just load that buckshot in

where is trump ready to deflect it off his gorgeous chest like the superman he is

the pivoT!

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Whoever promises to remove reaction gifs from Twitter gets my vote

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
this group porject im part of for my class is going off the rails because im working with two money nerds who want to do a bunch of calculations for poo poo and its like no we dont hvae to do that. we have to make a client presentaiton for a non-existent construction worker in his 40's

lets keep it simple and not do math that i refuse to learn because learning is for the weak. i was born with all the knowledge i ever needed to know

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





the queering of the police state

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
so i haven't logged into Steam in like four or five years but I wanted to play CS:GO and so I downloaded it.

as soon as I did so the Steam application told me I had one new item in my inventory so I clicked the little glyph and it showed me this



lol what the gently caress is wrong with literally everything in the world?

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Lastgirl posted:

cnn says dems are look at multiple articles of impeachment

just load that buckshot in

where is trump ready to deflect it off his gorgeous chest like the superman he is
When I was younger but even more stupid I joked to a friend that Hilary was an anti-werewolf who could deflect silver bullets. Wrong person, but right observation.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bethamphetamine posted:

I watch gay porn parody movies to determine what I'd ever want to pay to watch in a theater. (the Fuckus League parody recast cyborg as green lantern, which is a much better IP so I knew the actual movie would be a dud. Jurassic gently caress was a guaranteed winner, otoh). Thank u gay pron.

I still haven't figured out how to add foot fetishist tweets into the movie watching equation yet. Any advice would be helpful. Is creepy excitement over Elsa's feet a positive? A negative? Or is there a flowchart somewhere?

I like to think about the fact that back in the day, nominally straight dudes poured into theaters and jacked off together. Real solidarity.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

quote:

VALETTA (Reuters) - One of Malta’s wealthiest men, Yorgen Fenech, was charged in a Valletta court on Saturday with complicity to murder in the car bomb killing of anti-corruption journalist Daphne Caruana Galizia in 2017.

:snoo:

cumshitter posted:

this group porject im part of for my class is going off the rails because im working with two money nerds who want to do a bunch of calculations for poo poo and its like no we dont hvae to do that. we have to make a client presentaiton for a non-existent construction worker in his 40's

lets keep it simple and not do math that i refuse to learn because learning is for the weak. i was born with all the knowledge i ever needed to know


yeh that sounds like boring nerd poo poo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the more i drink the stronger i become. nothing can stop me. im going to punch a hole into reality and beat the gently caress out of all the sober cumshitter reality variants for being lame.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

cumshitter posted:

this group porject im part of for my class is going off the rails because im working with two money nerds who want to do a bunch of calculations for poo poo and its like no we dont hvae to do that. we have to make a client presentaiton for a non-existent construction worker in his 40's

lets keep it simple and not do math that i refuse to learn because learning is for the weak. i was born with all the knowledge i ever needed to know

Why don't you pitch a good old fashioned 1970s/1980s-style tax shelter promotion?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I like to think about the fact that back in the day, nominally straight dudes poured into theaters and jacked off together. Real solidarity.

it still happens in Real America

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

so i haven't logged into Steam in like four or five years but I wanted to play CS:GO and so I downloaded it.

as soon as I did so the Steam application told me I had one new item in my inventory so I clicked the little glyph and it showed me this



lol what the gently caress is wrong with literally everything in the world?

Cosmetic steam items, most notably hats in Team Fortress 2, tend to be highly valued by nerds and worth surprisingly large amounts of money. I know this doesn't answer your question, but I am confirming that you might be able to turn a profit here.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Flavius Aetass posted:

looking a bit.... religious?

how could anyone possibly tell

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



cumshitter posted:

the more i drink the stronger i become. nothing can stop me. im going to punch a hole into reality and beat the gently caress out of all the sober cumshitter reality variants for being lame.
Go gently caress yourself.

Not an insult, a suggestion.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lastgirl posted:

cnn says dems are look at multiple articles of impeachment

just load that buckshot in

where is trump ready to deflect it off his gorgeous chest like the superman he is

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Dammerung posted:

Cosmetic steam items, most notably hats in Team Fortress 2, tend to be highly valued by nerds and worth surprisingly large amounts of money. I know this doesn't answer your question, but I am confirming that you might be able to turn a profit here.

WHO WANTS TO BUY THIS IDF MURDER SKIN

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I like to think about the fact that back in the day, nominally straight dudes poured into theaters and jacked off together. Real solidarity.

yeh that grungy scene is something I have a hard time imagining (but had I grown up in like NYC or w/e maybe would be less foreign to me) but I guess things semi like that still exist I think except everyones in a jack off booth while watching dancers in the middle through one way mirrors? but they're still gonna leave and see people coming and going and nod and be like "good crank today, tom?" "good crank, bill"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

someone please put an eyepatch on this guy and the following text:

famished snake

the man who ate the world

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

its good chiaroscuro

thank you, it's supposed to be evocative of something like

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SardonicTyrant posted:

When I was younger but even more stupid I joked to a friend that Hilary was an anti-werewolf who could deflect silver bullets. Wrong person, but right observation.

there isn't any rhyme that she can associate herself like Teflon Don™️

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