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This is the dumbest loving thing and people need to stop loving saying it. Something like 250 million of the 350 million people in the US live in or near an urban area. Approximately 130-135 million people live in the top 25 metro population areas of the US.
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You can call me... Miss Meltdown! 
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me, as a financial advisor, ripping a phone book in half: YOUR PORTFOLIO IS WEAK AND TIMID AND IM PUTTING 60% OF YOUR ASSETS IN AGGRESSIVE EQUITIES YOU WILL LIVE AN DDIE WITH THE MARKET AS A MAN IS MEANT TO LIVE I CALL THIS THE WARRIOR SPIRIT EQUITY OPTION ARE YOU A WARRIOR, BROTHER? my client: please stop shouting
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Once bitten, twice groped.
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Joe Bitin
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TMMadman posted:This is the dumbest loving thing and people need to stop loving saying it. Something like 250 million of the 350 million people in the US live in or near an urban area. Approximately 130-135 million people live in the top 25 metro population areas of the US. Those sparsely populated ghost states full of boomers still get two senators each
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joe bites the big one
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TMMadman posted:This is the dumbest loving thing and people need to stop loving saying it. Something like 250 million of the 350 million people in the US live in or near an urban area. Approximately 130-135 million people live in the top 25 metro population areas of the US. 90% of these fuckers just really really don't want to have to close down their lovely pool supply store or whatever and get a real job
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cumshitter posted:me, as a financial advisor, ripping a phone book in half: YOUR PORTFOLIO IS WEAK AND TIMID AND IM PUTTING 60% OF YOUR ASSETS IN AGGRESSIVE EQUITIES YOU WILL LIVE AN DDIE WITH THE MARKET AS A MAN IS MEANT TO LIVE "W-w-whatever you say, Mr. Belfort!"
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It took me an embarrassingly long time for me to figure out that my wonderful sweet neighbor wasn't paying me $40 per week to clean her pool and mow her grass. She just wanted the sweaty chestnut sinewy flesh of my shirtless, shoeless body performing for her gratification. And in retrospect, god bless that horny old woman. She gave me a great summer junior year.
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800 miles of laffs and gaffs
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Nae! posted:Isn't this the exact plot of Night in the Woods Sure is, and Night in the Woods is pretty fuckin accurate, right down to the way the houses are designed
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This looks like Roast Beef trying to eat toast while depressed.
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Al! posted:gnawgate
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pfft, direct democracy? and let the RABBLE vote? *gets onto scooter and slowly rolls away*
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*breaks my fake liquor globe over my knee. finely aged bourbon seeps into my wounds around the glass shards from all the other poo poo ive broken* i wouldnt break things if i didnt care about your portfolio. how many more things do i have to break before you give me your trust? i am rich, because i am good at my job, and i want your money not because i need it but because i want it. i want all of the money. give me your money you bitch potential client: why won't the door unlock!? i want to leave me: nobody leaves my office until they are financially secure, brother
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Salvor_Hardin posted:This looks like Roast Beef trying to eat toast while depressed. lmao
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Turdfuzz posted:Once bitten, twice groped.
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bite my salad mister former vice president
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Turdfuzz posted:Once bitten, twice groped.
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bitema bitema what u say bitema rear end *dabs* 
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Lastgirl posted:bitema 
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THERE'S MORE BIDEN POOL ANECDOTES. People just clipped the Popcorn stuff and cut out this insanity https://twitter.com/kallllisti/status/1200940689149722630?s=20
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Bethamphetamine posted:It took me an embarrassingly long time for me to figure out that my wonderful sweet neighbor wasn't paying me $40 per week to clean her pool and mow her grass. this but from the other end, its me, and im paying cumshitter to post
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It's Biden family style foreplay, next stage is going out to knock up a stripper.
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Gripweed posted:THERE'S MORE BIDEN POOL ANECDOTES. People just clipped the Popcorn stuff and cut out this insanity WHAT THE gently caress WATCH THE VIDEO THE WHOLE VIDEO HE ACTUALLY SAYS THIS?
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when you dont have money every cent you have is security when you have too much money it is fear. its scary numbers printed on a financial statement you dont understand *traces the back of my knife against my clients throat* embrace the fear. embrace the money. i will get you there. i am the bene gesserit of financial advice. put your hand in this box, it will determine if you are worthy of the ess and pee five hunnert
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BEHOLD, A SICKNESS https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1200945523823382528
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not an endorsement posted:pfft, direct democracy? and let the RABBLE vote? I have literally heard this argument before. "If we don't engage in voter suppression, the undesirables will vote!" Lunacy, absolute lunacy. cumshitter posted:when you dont have money every cent you have is security What's in the box?
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*watches the closing bell on the NYSE on MSNBC as the market closes at a loss* sandmen from dune: He cries tears for their stocks! He cries tears for loss of value! He gives water for for their losses!
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Dec 1, 2019 03:48
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:BEHOLD, A SICKNESS needs more sweat mist propelling outwards like a wet tennis ball being bounced to exaggerate the impact imo
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Quotey posted:WHAT THE gently caress lol he sounds insane
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:BEHOLD, A SICKNESS I'm not fond of seeing topless Speaker Pelosi.
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Just a reminder, the number of straight American men who have jacked off to Donald Trump is higher than zero.
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cumshitter posted:*watches the closing bell on the NYSE on MSNBC as the market closes at a loss* DO NOT, MY FRIEND, BECOME ADDICTED TO GAINS. THEY WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL REGRET THEIR ABSENCE
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Quotey posted:DO NOT, MY FRIEND, BECOME ADDICTED TO GAINS. THEY WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL REGRET THEIR ABSENCE
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cumshitter posted:*watches the closing bell on the NYSE on MSNBC as the market closes at a loss* You truly are the God Emperor of Wall Street!
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Dammerung posted:What's in the box? michael bloomberg's limp tongue his tongue is old and gray and cant even lick up an rear end in a top hat enough to gently caress. and he thinks he can be president i love eating boy's buttholes and loving them. nothing says you love rear end more than licking them. it is the highest honor you can give a bottom. did you like my wordplay there?
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