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Guavanaut posted:look into your heart, you know the answer  Brenda better not do this to me, that period goes Xmas / dad's birthday / my birthday / new year.
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Soylent Yellow posted:So an election could be indefinitely delayed by murdering your way down the line of succession? Who would have thought the FTPA was so ill-thought-out and exploitable? can't wait for 200 years in the future when the last traceable relative of the Windsor line is ritually slaughtered for reasons long lost to time, and everyone has two weeks to prepare for what will surely be the ceasing of the sun coming up in the mornings
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But how will they pay for it? Show me the magic money train!
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What's up with parties announcing policies after they've published the manifesto? Is it normal? The Tories keep doing it too. Obviously it's a good policy but it gives the air of making things up as they go along.
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Pretty ballsy of BoJo to nobble the Queen just to delay his inevitable electoral defeat
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Imagine if she really has popped her little lizard clogs. The whole "princess of hearts" shitshow, only worse and now we have the internet. Civil war by the week's end once the daily mail reports on what people on twitter are saying about our beloved ex-majesty 
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stev posted:Obviously it's a good policy but it gives the air of making things up as they go along. Thats the definition of this election alright.
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RockyB posted:Sweeeet, I don't have to spend £5,000 on getting a years train pass anymore. Only £3,500! Screencapped for posterity, but holy poo poo it really is 145K tweets  --- But that train fares thing - loving hell that's good. Also means the Tories trying to do the whole "B-but where's the money coming from!?", or trying to spin the daylight robbery as good actually. In addition, it shits on the libdems even more.  Especially as they've said this in the last few hours. Lib Dems won't support Labour nationalisation plans posted:The Lib Dems would not support Labour's plans to renationalise key industries in the event of a hung Parliament, the party's leader Jo Swinson has said. Reminder: willing to enact austerity leading to actual deaths and suffering; unwilling to bring utilities back into public ownership.
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stev posted:What's up with parties announcing policies after they've published the manifesto? Is it normal? The Tories keep doing it too. It's carefully calculated and planned in advance to stay on top of the news cycle. If you dump everything at once, you get maybe one, two days of decent coverage. If you drop big globs of policy at opportune moments, you get constant coverage.
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The election being held between Christmas and new year would be so perfectly idiotic that I'm now convinced it will happen I mean think about it, law says 14 days forward, right? Well not necessarily, law can be changed, to make the election take place in January instead, right? ...Except how exactly, since there are no MPs
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Pilchenstein posted:Imagine if she really has popped her little lizard clogs. The whole "princess of hearts" shitshow, only worse and now we have the internet. Civil war by the week's end once the daily mail reports on what people on twitter are saying about our beloved ex-majesty Two can play at that game. I'm for getting signed off for grief-related stress and having an early Christmas break. Cheers Maj
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Guavanaut posted:So would polling day be Christmas Eve or the 27th? Neither are public holidays. God only knows. I'm expecting at least half the people in my office to stop work on the 20th and not come back until the 6th - you only need six days of leave to cover the whole period and we've been allowed to carry over.
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To paraphrase The Thick Of It: "gently caress! BRENDA'S DEAD!"
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jaete posted:The election being held between Christmas and new year would be so perfectly idiotic that I'm now convinced it will happen I think it would be 31st Dec or 2nd Jan to account for the Bank Hols?
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Wachter posted:Two can play at that game. I'm for getting signed off for grief-related stress and having an early Christmas break. Cheers Maj
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Pesky Splinter posted:Screencapped for posterity, but holy poo poo it really is 145K tweets according to the trash future manifesto episode their solution to trains is to increase competition by allowing local authorities and nonprofits to bid for franchises they're loving mental
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I think it would be 31st Dec or 2nd Jan to account for the Bank Hols? 2nd January is a bank holiday in Scotland, which leads to much fun.
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jaete posted:The election being held between Christmas and new year would be so perfectly idiotic that I'm now convinced it will happen Beginning to look a lot like Jezzmas  E: 165k tweets now! RockyB fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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Joda posted:Lol you guys have privatised water treatment/distribution? yes and they don't fix leaks and dump literal poo poo into watercourses also there's not even the vaguest figleaf of a free market efficiency rationale because you literally have no choice over which company you buy water from, it's just which area you happen to live in it makes no sense whatsoever
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^^^ it's called pouring a sip out for your homies, RIP big magsBobby Deluxe posted:"... And replacing it with something more inclusive." It'll cover civil partnerships as well, not just christian heterosexuals. But nobody's suggested replacing it, right? The grey book just says it's being scrapped It's a direct hit to a lot of people and "but this is fairer" won't go down well with a lot of them because all they'll see is that number, and when Labour's making a claim of "nobody earning under £80,000 will pay more tax" it starts to look dodgy. I've had relatives complaining about it - obviously you can talk about all the other benefits and general improvements in society and the economy, but a lot of them just see that number and the fact it contradicts the Labour line it just kinda feels like a glaring weak point in a solid pitch, that's why I was wondering what responses people have had success with when it comes up baka kaba fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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Pilchenstein posted:Hearing the queen had pegged it from a group chat containing Ricey, Cheeks and Gibbo would be the most 2019 thing to have happened yet in this, the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen theres a penis there
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XMNN posted:according to the trash future manifesto episode their solution to trains is to increase competition by allowing local authorities and nonprofits to bid for franchises Oh that's right, the Trains Wallets.  It's peak libdem; "We need it to look like change, but not actually change anything."
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hitchensgoespop posted:https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1201273537706770432?s=19 Well yes, she's technically not dead, she just shed her human carapace and folded space back to Nibiru
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I was thinking of posting how half of Ireland just rushed off to the pub to celebrate earlier when she was in her Quantum Queen alive/dead state, but thought best not to. PS. The Queen is dead. sexy happyhippy fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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This was taken in february, bloody hell this year has gone quick yet also it seems so much poo poo has been crammed into it 
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Heard rumours that the queen is dead but reading up on it apparently the queen is immortal till she's the longest serving monarch and only then will the curse be lifted and she can finally die?
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It would be really inconvenient for the Queen to die just now between parliaments, long live Her Majesty imo.
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XMNN posted:according to the trash future manifesto episode their solution to trains is to increase competition by allowing local authorities and nonprofits to bid for franchises Local authorities? Which local authority is going to bid for a train franchise that has three stops out of 60 within their borders? Also, wouldn't local authorities running trains essentially be the same as nationalising it? I know I'm asking if the LDs know what the gently caress they're saying and I should know better, but loving hell.
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Bardeh posted:This was taken in february, bloody hell this year has gone quick yet also it seems so much poo poo has been crammed into it just think how painfully tedious the conversation must have been soubry's expression is somehow the most accurate
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Drone_Fragger posted:Heard rumours that the queen is dead but reading up on it apparently the queen is immortal till she's the longest serving monarch and only then will the curse be lifted and she can finally die? In which case she has to beat Sobhuza II by living another 15 and a bit years.
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