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lynch_69 posted:What's this amazing surefire gambling system you have where you win so much money you need to employ an accountant to figure out how to get it. How many millions have you won gambling online? oh come on man, winning in gambling is super easy, just like making money off bitcoin Just bet on the winning hands, and dont bet on the losing hands. you'll know which ones are the winning hands by whether they are going to make you money or not.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I'm not using it to avoid taxes at all, not even sure how you'd do that without risking losing it all in a crash, I try not to hold Bitcoins for more than 12 hours. I'm talking to my accountant soon about how to declare winnings since our tax office website is no drat use at all on the matter. is, uh, real life just too boring for you? oh, yeah, let's gun this creaky old truck over this rocky winding mountain road AND get really close to the cliffs edge at the same time, during a thunderstorm, while completely blindfolded. What could possibly go wrong? bitcoin is really dumb tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Sir! It's not a pyramid scheme! It's a tetrahedral wealth enhancement edifice! I propose referring to *coins as TWEEs from now on, thanks to this post. Perhaps CTWEEs to distinguish them from other tetrahedral wealth enhancement edifices.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I propose referring to *coins as TWEEs from now on, thanks to this post. Perhaps CTWEEs to distinguish them from other tetrahedral wealth enhancement edifices.
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lynch_69 posted:What's this amazing surefire gambling system you have where you win so much money you need to employ an accountant to figure out how to get it. How many millions have you won gambling online? There's absolutely no point in me explaining my system because: a) when a gambler tells you they have a system your brain (rightly) shuts off and b) as far as I can see no one else has worked it out yet and if it went public there goes my cash cow. I've run twenty trials of it so far and 20/20 have worked, grossing ~$35,000 while only risking <$500 per trial. And no it's not betting $500 on black.
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Hey, I hope it works out for you and you get filthy rich. Just be careful.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:There's absolutely no point in me explaining my system because: a) when a gambler tells you they have a system your brain (rightly) shuts off and b) as far as I can see no one else has worked it out yet and if it went public there goes my cash cow. This is a good way to get very unsavory people very unhappy with you.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:There's absolutely no point in me explaining my system because: a) when a gambler tells you they have a system your brain (rightly) shuts off and b) as far as I can see no one else has worked it out yet and if it went public there goes my cash cow. Just keep betting... bet Bet BET! Never stop!! Your earnings are going to the MOON!!!
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Wutang-Yutani posted:There's absolutely no point in me explaining my system because: a) when a gambler tells you they have a system your brain (rightly) shuts off and b) as far as I can see no one else has worked it out yet and if it went public there goes my cash cow. Hold on, are you running a simulation against what amounts to a black box or are you actually winning this much money? If it's the latter, there's no loving way someone isn't watching you. Please be very careful.
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tango alpha delta posted:Hold on, are you running a simulation against what amounts to a black box or are you actually winning this much money? If it's the latter, there's no loving way someone isn't watching you.
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I won't believe a word of this system until someone drops a box of matchsticks.
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There Bias Two posted:This is a good way to get very unsavory people very unhappy with you. I have considered this- but as I mentioned previously it's not illegal for citizens in my country to gamble online, but it is illegal for companies to offer online casinos to us- the government's really peeved they're not able to get their share of that sweet sweet gambling revenue and so the business operators would be very hesitant to set foot here as I believe they're actually on watch lists for entry in to the country. Also it's a fairly well camouflaged not particularly easy to detect system and these joints aren't really run by particularly thorough people. edit: for those asking if i'm running sims or actual trials, yes actual trials with actual money being paid.
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personally if i was exploiting loopholes in tax and gambling laws to beat a house that pays out in the currency of crime and melting glaciers i would definitely post about it
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I have considered this- but as I mentioned previously it's not illegal for citizens in my country to gamble online, but it is illegal for companies to offer online casinos to us- the government's really peeved they're not able to get their share of that sweet sweet gambling revenue and so the business operators would be very hesitant to set foot here as I believe they're actually on watch lists for entry in to the country. You should totally start a Facebook page. I hear all the cool kids share tax fraud/bitcoin gambling tips there. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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If your "system" is to go to a shady online casino that allows you to beat up on very easy poker bots until you want to cash out, then tells you that you need to put this much real money in before you can make a withdrawal, then I'm sorry to say that your money is already gone. The odds of getting your money out are roughly similar to the odds of that nigerian prince actually making good on his promise to reward you once you've fronted him money to regain his assets.
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Jabor posted:If your "system" is to go to a shady online casino that allows you to beat up on very easy poker bots until you want to cash out, then tells you that you need to put this much real money in before you can make a withdrawal, then I'm sorry to say that your money is already gone. The odds of getting your money out are roughly similar to the odds of that nigerian prince actually making good on his promise to reward you once you've fronted him money to regain his assets. Nah nothing like that, it's already paid out 20 times. Also I don't know why people keep insisting I'm committing tax fraud. I guess just because I'm posting in a Bitcoin thread.
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And you know it's already paid out because you have the cash in hand, right? It's not all just bitcoins that they pinky promise they'll send you once you've set up a bitcoin address and given them supporting documentation?
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I want to visit the casino that pays out 20 times let alone 5.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:Nah nothing like that, it's already paid out 20 times. You know you want to give the most vague outline of your system.. just a tease for the non believers you know?
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I have considered this- but as I mentioned previously it's not illegal for citizens in my country to gamble online, but it is illegal for companies to offer online casinos to us- the government's really peeved they're not able to get their share of that sweet sweet gambling revenue and so the business operators would be very hesitant to set foot here as I believe they're actually on watch lists for entry in to the country. Let us know the nationality of the casinos so we can tell you how many/which body parts they are likely to remove when they catch up to you. Hope it isn't Russians!
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Wutang-Yutani posted:Nah nothing like that, it's already paid out 20 times. I dunno maybe this: Wutang-Yutani posted:I want to receive bitcoins to multiple addresses (let's say, 12) and then just forward them on to my main wallet at coinspot. Oh, and here's how to split transactions like that: make 12 different new wallets, send the smaller amount to each of those addresses, then send the money to your coinspot address. I have never touched a buttcoin in my life, you're a dumb boy if you can't figure that one out.
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Shumagorath posted:I want to visit the casino that pays out 20 times let alone 5.
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Jabor posted:And you know it's already paid out because you have the cash in hand, right? It's not all just bitcoins that they pinky promise they'll send you once you've set up a bitcoin address and given them supporting documentation? Correct. E: anyway I can see this isn't going to be a satisfying discussion for anyone since I'm not going to discuss the system so I'll bow out. Wutang-Yutani fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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Do NOT ask what the project is
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Wutang-Yutani posted:I have considered this- but as I mentioned previously it's not illegal for citizens in my country to gamble online, but it is illegal for companies to offer online casinos to us- the government's really peeved they're not able to get their share of that sweet sweet gambling revenue and so the business operators would be very hesitant to set foot here as I believe they're actually on watch lists for entry in to the country. if you can get real money cool congrats but as long as it's still bitcoin you don't have real money yet
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I absolutely believe that his guy has found the one weird trick to make consistent profit with gambling very believable
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I mean, I lol at buttcoin as much as as the next goon, but it's not at all unbelievable that Wutang-Yutani might have found some sort of bug to exploit, or some game where whatever lowest-bidder programmer who wrote the online casino software didn't calculate the odds properly and left a positive edge for the patron with proper play. In which case I can see why they would want to make their cashouts as untraceable as possible before the
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Known Lecher posted:I mean, I lol at buttcoin as much as as the next goon, but it's not at all unbelievable that Wutang-Yutani might have found some sort of bug to exploit, or some game where whatever lowest-bidder programmer who wrote the online casino software didn't calculate the odds properly and left a positive edge for the patron with proper play.
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Nessus posted:This makes me wonder, as a tangent: What does a casino do if you figure out a way to beat their system, and then don't clean them out - and instead inform them, possibly after making some plausible quantity of cash? bury you in the nevada desert
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Nessus posted:This makes me wonder, as a tangent: What does a casino do if you figure out a way to beat their system, and then don't clean them out - and instead inform them, possibly after making some plausible quantity of cash? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxOiVxTB0KY&t=232s
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Nessus posted:This makes me wonder, as a tangent: What does a casino do if you figure out a way to beat their system, and then don't clean them out - and instead inform them, possibly after making some plausible quantity of cash? Depends entirely on how difficult it is for a burly dude in a cheap suit to grab you and drag you out of the public's eye. Best case? They ban you from the internet casino and tell all the other ones they do business with. Worst case? Broken hands and a concussion. They find out without you telling them what's up? Lots of empty desert to fertilize. Be a shame you had to help by digging a hole with those broken hands.
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There's been quite a few online casino games that were able to be exploited- in fundamentally fairly obvious ways; for example a fairly common mechanic in online slots nowadays is the accumulator; you accumulate 25 special symbols over time and get a bonus. Simple enough and it keeps the player playing. Obviously anyone playing this will immediately think: why not just accumulate 24 of the symbols on 0.25 spins and then raise my bet to 125? - well because you idiot, you absolute buffoon- they obviously average out the bet size for all accumulated pays... Don't they? Well no, on a fairly recent batman licensed slot they didn't, and you could indeed exploit it as simply as above. That's not at all what I'm doing though.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:Anyway the answer to my question was bitpay. I swear, I will never tire of this commercial. It's so loving perfect.
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Ad by Khad posted:bury you in the nevada desert Makes sense. Murder the people helping you by doing a responsible disclosure. That'll encourage good behavior in the future.
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klafbang posted:Makes sense. Murder the people helping you by doing a responsible disclosure. That'll encourage good behavior in the future. Breaking news: Casinos may not be a business model run by smart people entirely on the up-and-up. More at 11.
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You guys sure watch a lot of mob movies.
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Wutang-Yutani posted:That's not at all what I'm doing though. https://youtu.be/m8BAE4oBV4A
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loving megalol at getting into bitcoin to exploit an online casino flaw, definitely not gonna end with your bank accounts frozen and/or organs in an icebox
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https://twitter.com/campuscodi/status/1201202048185683970 https://twitter.com/CryptooIndia/status/1200374826394779649
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