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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That little "2021" box in the squires :v:

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chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

:eyepop:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Boris Johnson v Jeremy Corbyn TV debate – Tuesday evening sees the first TV debate of the 2019 election – and the first chance for the potential prime ministers to lay a glove on each other."

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Jennifer Arcuri says Boris Johnson left her to be 'fed to the lions'

Evening Standard:

Lib Dems launch manifesto with pledge to invest 'remain bonus'

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Andrew's Pizza Express visit

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Prince Andrew and Julian Assange – [url="https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/21/prince-andrew-lawyers-for-jeffrey-epstein-victims-hint-at-subpoena"While the backlash grows over the Duke of York’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein[/url], Julian Assange remains in jail despite Sweden dropping rape charges against him"

Telegraph:

Liberal Democrat manifesto: key policies explained

Matt:


Independent:

Twitter accuses Tories of misleading public with 'factcheck' foray

Times:

Jo Swinson gives fake news warning after hoax story she stoned squirrels goes viral

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris and Corbyn's head to head


Guardian Australian Sport:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


A Squires for the ages; just scrub out any references to football and it could apply to anything.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


JESUS CHRIST

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
buh but both sides

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006


oh no not clear air, fresh healthy eating and quiet skies who would want any of that???

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Jeremy Corbyn launching the Labour manifesto – Jeremy Corbyn has launched the most radical Labour manifesto in decades, promising an ‘investment blitz’ that would leave no corner of the UK untouched and welcoming the hostility of billionaires, big business and dodgy landlords" After Tenniel.

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Andrew's endless woes

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
The only place you'd find penguins and polar bears side by side is in a zoo and they probably wouldn't want to live there anymore. A good cartoon.

Also, gently caress off Bob :v:

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Pilchenstein posted:

The only place you'd find penguins and polar bears side by side is in a zoo and they probably wouldn't want to live there anymore. A good cartoon.

Also, gently caress off Bob :v:

They also cavort together in children's books.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Hillary 2020 posted:

They also cavort together in children's books.

And festive sweaters

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Brexit party's manifesto launch – Nigel Farage has urged voters to elect at least some Brexit party candidates to ‘hold Boris Johnson to his word’"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Gustave Doré.

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Andrew and the Frozen 2 premiere

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Jo Swinson is getting more and more deformed by the day.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"How appealing are our leaders to voters? – Chris Riddell on Labour and the Liberal Democrats launching their manifestos, but there’s no sign of the Tory one"

Sunday Telegraph:

After Saatchi & Saatchi.

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Boris Johnson launches Conservative manifesto with 50,000 nurses pledge

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Bob is still going to be doing "Labour don't have a brexit policy" takes right up until the day of the second referendum.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Someone should poo poo on a white piece of paper and then scribble Bob's signature underneath it and hey presto, you've made funnier satire than Bob, the absolute loving hack.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Boris Johnson launching the Tory manifesto – The battle lines over public spending for the election have been drawn after the PM set out a Conservative plan to spend £2.9bn more a year against the £83bn outlined by Jeremy Corbyn"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Cinemas criticised for pulling gang film after Birmingham brawl

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Tories vow to spend more money on potholes than childcare

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
AGC :confused:

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
Boris has only been PM for 4 months, how can he be responsible for the money forest? Surely Theresa May should get some of the credit

There I go, over-thinking things again. Boris: good, Corbyn: bad.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's manifesto pledges – Tory manifesto pledges 50,000 new nurses, 20,000 new police officers and not to raise income tax, national insurance or VAT"

Telegraph:

Tony Blair says Tories and Labour engaged in 'populism running riot'

Matt:

Antisemitism has no place in Labour, says Corbyn after rabbi's criticism

Independent:


Times:

Uber loses London licence after TfL finds drivers faked identity

Evening Standard:


Mail:

'The Prime Ditherer': Tories weaponise Jeremy Corbyn's plan to remain 'neutral' in any new Brexit referendum as they unveil a new attack advert targeting the Labour leader

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Ephraim Mirvis's criticism of Jeremy Corbyn – Jeremy Corbyn has insisted there is no place in Labour for antisemitism after unprecedented claims from Britain’s chief rabbi that he has allowed the party to become riddled with prejudice"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Leaked papers prove Tories want to sell off NHS, claims Corbyn

Independent:

Michael Heseltine calls on voters to back Lib Dems

Times:


Evening Standard:

Corbyn resists calls to apologise to British Jews after rabbi's claims

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Labour and anti-semitism

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Wow these can gently caress right off.


Also holy gently caress me that Times one. Why yes the Empire was evil, this is undisputed historical fact you loving swine.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Blower really puts the oval office in this country.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

"Accross"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's Thanksgiving turkey – Boris Johnson’s admiration for Donald Trump will lead to workers’ rights being ripped up if the Tories win the general election, a leading unionist has warned"

Telegraph:

Corbyn says Labour has offered apologies to antisemitism victims

Matt:


Independent:

Health unions seek assurances after leak on trade talks and NHS

Times:

Sir Jonathan Miller obituary

Evening Standard:

The MRP poll predicts a big win for the Tories – is it right?

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on…car crash interviews

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the IFS review of Tory spending pledges – Thinktank says despite rises in public spending under the Conservatives it is still lower than in 2010-11"

Telegraph:

After the failures of recent years, can the polls be trusted in 2019?

Matt:

BBC bars Johnson from Marr Show unless he agrees Neil interview

Independent:

Tories left on ice in TV debate as leaders vie for climate credentials

Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:

Tories threaten Channel 4 after ice sculpture takes PM's place in debate

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Labour's canvassing logic


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's ice sculpture meltdown – The Tories accused Channel 4 of bias for not allowing Michael Gove to take Johnson’s place in the leaders’ debate"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Van Gogh.

The i paper:

After Raymond Briggs.
Related: Daily Mail owner buys the i newspaper for £49.6m

Times:

Jennifer Arcuri claims Boris Johnson was angry when he became foreign secretary because he could no longer visit her home

Stephen Collins:

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Oh Collins :allears:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
collins' silent reaction panels kill me every time


Are 20 and 21 specific references to anything? or is it just "these are things that melt made to look like boris"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Angepain posted:

Are 20 and 21 specific references to anything? or is it just "these are things that melt made to look like boris"

I think it’s just the second one tbh.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Probably the second one. Possibly thin reference to recent spiel about chocolate cake exports and a deep cut based on the fact he once submitted a recipe for cheese on toast to a charity cookbook.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson's view from a ditch – The prime minister and Dominic Cummings keep a low profile in the run-up to the election"

Sunday Telegraph:

Narwhal tusk and fire extinguisher used to tackle London Bridge attacker

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Boris Johnson makes cut-throat gesture during voter's call about social care

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

is that the third comic IN A ROW from matt that's just the exact same joke

e: ok not quite in a row but jesus, if that's all he's got for labour

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Bob not letting the fact narwhal tusk guy was Polish get in the way of his nationalist wanking.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I guess it's meant to be celebratory, but it looks mocking as hell to me.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

They look evil with those inhuman eyes, like they're children of the corn

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




J_RBG posted:

They look evil with those inhuman eyes, like they're children of the corn

He's just channeling Rob Liefeld.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


J_RBG posted:

They look evil with those inhuman eyes, like they're children of the corn

It's from the Torygraph, so they're the children of the Cons.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson and the London Bridge attack – The PM has sought to blame Labour for the release of the convicted terrorist responsible for the attack as its aftermath became politicised"

Telegraph:

General election 2019: Boris Johnson warns Donald Trump against election endorsement

Matt:

Rail commuters bemoan crowding as South Western begins month of strikes

Independent:

Boris Johnson still not agreeing to Andrew Neil interview

Times:


Evening Standard:

Sonic boom: loud bang that shook London caused by supersonic fighter jets

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