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If you are too much of a goddamn snowflake to see that Cumshitter's schtick is not designed to make fun of gay people but to lampoon lovely conservatives who want gay people to go to conversion therapy and see homosexuality as a choice and are disgusted at gay people and literally assume all gay people have some sort of agenda to outlaw heterosexual marriage and force kids to be gay then I don't know what to tell you. Whether he's gay or not (pretty sure he is) doesn't matter; he is making fun of the stereotypes conservatives believe about gay people, not making fun of gay people themselves. Anyone who doesn't get that is a moron. Also, Cumshitter is funny as gently caress and I will physically fight you if you try to deny that fact.
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If cumshitter is farmer Joe gay then a lot of his urban gay themes hes gone through are extremely bigoted and problematic to say the least
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Dec 2, 2019 19:30
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cumshitter posted:I'm gay in real life and C-Frenz is my actual local gay bar, where I know a bunch of other gay men who I drink with. I'm Dan in real life. I stole my brothers fianceé and my entire family including him was totally cool with it because I needed a win
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Dec 2, 2019 19:31
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If cumshitter isnt absolutely loving as many dudes as possible then his slutty gay themes are extreeeemely problematic
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Dec 2, 2019 19:32
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This is the second time someone's accused cumshitter of having a gimmick. Can someone tell me what it is?
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Dec 2, 2019 19:33
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everybody shut up, i don't care
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Dec 2, 2019 19:34
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thatguy posted:If cumshitter is farmer Joe gay then a lot of his urban gay themes hes gone through are extremely bigoted and problematic to say the least
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Dec 2, 2019 19:34
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Sunswipe posted:This is the second time someone's accused cumshitter of having a gimmick. Can someone tell me what it is? The gimmick is sincerity.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:35
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:if cumshitter isn't actually gay his gimmick is extremely homophobic and problematic. but yall arent ready to have that conversation. Japan has somebody called hard gay who’s literally this
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Dec 2, 2019 19:35
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:okay but are you a metropolitain brunch gay or a lavender cowboy farm gay. i'm pulling together talent for a Barbershop Queertet group and I need a tenor, but the aesthetics need to match. I'm just a regular midwest gay who moved to the west coast. Sunswipe posted:This is the second time someone's accused cumshitter of having a gimmick. Can someone tell me what it is? My son is very ill and refuses treatment. Also he has begun to demand this his wife be allowed to accompany him to my home during my custody weekends. For obvious reasons I am against this, because I believe she enables my son in his poor life decisions.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:36
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Sunswipe posted:This is the second time someone's accused cumshitter of having a gimmick. Can someone tell me what it is? Being an absolute peach.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:37
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cumshitter posted:I'm just a regular midwest gay who moved to the west coast. Ick. It might be too late and you'll just have to cut him off and make him accept his poor life choices. How could he do this to you?
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Dec 2, 2019 19:38
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WIBTA if I didn't tell Amazon I found the package?quote:During Thanksgiving break, I ordered a quite expensive thing (>$200). I had been waiting for a while for it and the app said it would be delivered on Friday. Friday, the app showed it was delivered but I didn't receive it. I checked my mailbox and nothing there too. Then, I asked Amazon and they told me to wait another day in case the driver marked it incorrectly. After a day, I contacted them again and they refunded my money. Predictably there are a bunch of YTA “this is literally stealing” weenies. This OP is a saint. They’d be fine if they just kept the money but donating it to charity is top notch.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:39
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Exactly, cumshitter takes conservative thinking and overly gay-ifies it, which as a queer person cracks me up. It's clear it's an overt gimmick mocking a specific type of thinking that is unfortunately all too prevalent. Pick just....hides behind the idea of a gimmick to get her actual bad and regressive thoughts out to the world, interspersed between what is actually really funny observations, to confuse the issue - so that she can fall back on it being a gimmick and deny any responsibility when she's saying hosed up poo poo. She's somewhat cowardly that way. Anyway can someone post about some people fighting that aren't from within SA? I don't like venturing to reddit to get things...
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Dec 2, 2019 19:40
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yall that was just a joke, as an actual closeted queer person with a family i'm allowed to gatekeep my own cursed existence. also didn't hard gay come out as being "married to a swimsuit model" like a decade ago? wikipedia says he retired but he started doing wrestling again? and he's super broke??? drat, fame sucks. therobit posted:If you are too much of a goddamn snowflake to see that Cumshitter's schtick is not designed to make fun of gay people but to lampoon lovely conservatives who want gay people to go to conversion therapy and see homosexuality as a choice and are disgusted at gay people and literally assume all gay people have some sort of agenda to outlaw heterosexual marriage and force kids to be gay then I don't know what to tell you. Whether he's gay or not (pretty sure he is) doesn't matter; he is making fun of the stereotypes conservatives believe about gay people, not making fun of gay people themselves. Anyone who doesn't get that is a moron. lmao trap sprung (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 2, 2019 19:45
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FilthyImp posted:I can't believe the amount of erasure going on here. One, to completely disregard the girth of his extensive financial knowledge, and two for treating him as anything other than the Ur-gay from which all homosexuality flows. All i'm getting from this is ur gay.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:47
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Walking around inside without some type of shoe is asking for a sticker burr to get on your foot, a spine to break off and imbed itself in to your heel ensuring weeks of random agony as it slowly works it’s way around. Outdoor shoes and Indoor sneakers are a minimum. Edit: and before you said “if you didn’t wear outdoor shoes inside this wouldn’t be a problem” those sticker burrs will stick to your jeans and socks too.
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Dec 2, 2019 19:48
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This one doesn't accelerate from 0 to 60, but rather it is constantly the speed of light Potentially volatile wife quote:Years ago, my girlfriend held me at gunpoint for hours. I talked her down and then got her professional help, and things got better. We're now married with two children. We agreed long ago that there would be absolutely no weapons in our home, for obvious reasons. Recently I found a weapon (not a firearm) hidden in her drawer. I'm sure my wife is only thinking about personal protection, but it makes me nervous. I thought of getting rid of this weapon surreptitiously, but I don't know whether it's the only one. Should I confront my wife about this? quote:WHAT. I desperately want to thrust you into a time machine and keep you from marrying a woman who would hold you at gunpoint “for hours” but here we are. I applaud you for seeking help for her. You need to have a conversation about this outside your home. (I really am not joking. I do not want her feeling backed into a corner by your words and suddenly producing a switchblade from the couch cushions.)
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Dec 2, 2019 19:49
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sephiRoth IRA posted:WIBTA if I didn't tell Amazon I found the package?
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FoolyCharged posted:Ick. It might be too late and you'll just have to cut him off and make him accept his poor life choices. How could he do this to you? I blame depictions of heterosexual union in media which help "normalize" the lifestyle.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:16
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shut the gently caress up about pick god drat she dont even post here anymore go read the thread from the beginning if you feel like posting about pick
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Dec 2, 2019 20:23
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teen witch posted:Thread is the warmest place to hide. What racist poo poo did Pick post? Was it that dumb concern trolling around Six Black Chicks?
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Dec 2, 2019 20:24
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AITA for telling my mother that she cannot spend Christmas with me and my husband and children because of her past homophobia?quote:I (25m) am married to my first boyfriend. We have been together since we were 13. My parents are very religious Italians, and they kicked me out at 13 when I came out to them. I essentially moved straight in with my boyfriend and his parents, and moved on with my life. Of course it really hurt, especially when they did the same thing to my brother a couple of years later, but I tried to move on.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:27
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Tempura Wizard posted:Imagine feeling any sort of remorse about getting one up on Amazon, of all places, in TYOOL 2019. If it was a mom & pop, sure, they'd be TA, but it is not. The truest pro-move would be to donate it to some sort of charity that advocates for worker's rights. It depends, since a lot of small businesses sell through amazon. If it was amazon proper, though, gently caress ‘em. I lost a pretty decent job because Bezos wanting to own the Washington Post.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:29
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The hosed up thing about Pick is that she's somehow lamer than cumshitters straight son, which is an incredibly high bar of lameness.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:31
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for telling my mother that she cannot spend Christmas with me and my husband and children because of her past homophobia? Your parents only care about your grandkids and are pretending to be better to get at them and make sure they dont "become gay" too. Dont let homophobes back into your life, they stopped being your parents at 13.
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Danaru posted:Your parents only care about your grandkids and are pretending to be better to get at them and make sure they dont "become gay" too. Dont let homophobes back into your life, they stopped being your parents at 13. Took the words right out of my mouth. They haven't changed, they just want access to their grandchildren like all estranged parent parasites do
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HOT BREAD! posted:Took the words right out of my mouth. They haven't changed, they just want access to their grandchildren like all estranged parent parasites do ah yes, parentsites 
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Dec 2, 2019 20:34
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AITA for ruining my MIL's Thanksgiving?quote:Last Thanksgiving, my husband and I went to his parents' house. We are vegan, and they told us that they'll have some vegan food for us. So far, so good. This one has layers because not only did the MIL lie about what's in the prepared food but apparently she thinks that veganism is a kind of allergy? Like if you're tricked into eating butter then you'll realize that you don't have to be vegan after all. And then disliking zucchinis because they look too much cucumbers lol Anyway I'm tempted to say that OP is the rear end in a top hat for so badly loving up a very simple revenge plot.
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DemoneeHo posted:This one doesn't accelerate from 0 to 60, but rather it is constantly the speed of light lol gently caress that opening line. this guy doesn't mince words, but I guess he doesn't have time to gently caress around, having been held at gunpoint by his now wife probably taught him to get to the point quickly
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In America, we wear shoes indoors or suffer from repeatedly broken toes due to walking into the piles of furniture and stuff stacked up.
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AITA for playing a card in Cards Against Humanity?quote:This weekend I was invited to a friends birthday party. Let’s call him Steve. I was invited along with 5 friends of mine. We bought a present for Steve where everyone payed a share. When we arrived to the party in the evening, Steve informed us, that he intended to cook for us, but he didn’t have all ingredients so he decided against it. So there was no food for us. Not even snacks. Cards Against Humanity is a bad game played by idiots but I can't even imagine getting upset at someone over it, no ages so I have to assume they're all in high school or possibly college
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My boyfriend [25m] just accused me [24f] of sleeping with my mentor [35m] in my degree program. How to do damage control? A long and unpleasant story. Sorry. I have been with my boyfriend for two years. I thought our relationship was going well. Weve had the occasional fight but nothing too major. He is currently in Law School and I thought we both had a good understanding of how education fit into our lives. I started an advanced degree program about 6 months ago. Getting in is not easy. Basically you have to convince one of the professors to sponsor you in, and they become your mentor throughout the program. Initially I didn't even send an application to Dr. "White's" office. I had him for some lower classes before and it just didn't seem like he even liked me. So I felt I had a better chance with one of the other professors in the department. At any rate, one day he found me in the hallway and said he heard I had been apllying to get into the program. He asked if I thought I would do well in it. I told him I thought I would do very well if someone gives me a chance and he just told me "Well I think you will too. Send an application to my office." So that's how I got in. My boyfriend was very happy for me. We went to a celebratory dinner and he said he'd support me. But its like he has turned resentful after time went on. By the nature of the program, I have to spend alot of time with Dr. White. There is nothing unprofessional happening. Dr. White can still be kind of an assholes, but kind of a lovable rear end in a top hat, and he is a superb mentor. I'm really enjoying working with him. But over the last few months boyfriend has been getting jealous of it I think. In little fights hes thrown out stuff like "Well why do you have to spend so much time alone in his office?". I tell him its because he reviews my work in privacy. Theres little stuff like that but boyfriend always apologized in the end. But it came to a culmination on Friday. Boyfriend's law school friends were throwing a party we were going to. Friday afternoon was a prescheduled time for me to meet with Dr. White and some other students in the program to go over some stuff, and we went a little longer than expected. When I turned my phone back on I had a bunch of messages from boyfriend asking when I was going to get there. I called and said I'm sorry we went long but Im on my way. He sounded a little drunk and upset, and he just responded "whatever". I got there, another one of his friends said something like "Hey we wondered if you would make it!" Boyfriend, clearly drunk, piped up from the back of the room angrily "Oh she was busy loving her professor!" There was a long unpleasant silence while I processed what I had just heard. Then I just turned around and walked out. Boyfriend ran out and said he was sorry for saying it, I told him to leave me alone and I left. He has sent me a million messages over the weekend. He is so sorry, he was drunk, he didn't mean it, etc. But I dont know how to even talk to him right now I'm so angry. I love him, or think I do, but I don't know how to forgive something like that. I dont know how I could go look at his friends who were there that night. Is there any way to fix things now? How do I do damave control with mutual friends who heard my boyfriend publicly accuse me of sleeping with a professor? Help? TL;DR: Boyfriend accused me of sleeping with my professor in front of a whole group of friends. I don't know where to even begin on damage control. Help?
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Phyzzle posted:In America, we wear shoes indoors or suffer from repeatedly broken toes due to walking into the piles of furniture and stuff stacked up. this post literally hurts EDIT Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [25m] just accused me [24f] of sleeping with my mentor [35m] in my degree program. How to do damage control? She is totally banging her professor and so am i Odd fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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therobit posted:All i'm getting from this is ur gay.   Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [25m] just accused me [24f] of sleeping with my mentor [35m] in my degree program. How to do damage control? FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Dec 2, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [25m] just accused me [24f] of sleeping with my mentor [35m] in my degree program. How to do damage control? Perhaps I'm just jaded after reading so many of these, but just so I'm understanding this clearly; she's not upset for sleeping with her professor, but rather for her boyfriend calling her out on it in front of everyone?
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for ruining my MIL's Thanksgiving? Anyone who ignores anyone's dietary requests is TA for the simple fact that you don't know if they're allergic to something. Also a lot of animal proteins can be hard on you're stomach if you're not used to them.
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DandyLion posted:Perhaps I'm just jaded after reading so many of these, but just so I'm understanding this clearly; she's not upset for sleeping with her professor, but rather for her boyfriend calling her out on it in front of everyone? She says she isn't loving the professor so I'd say your read is probably off?
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two of the worst tropes in amateur storytelling are "Let's call him x" and "Fast forward to X," and I swear they're in practically every AITA post.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [25m] just accused me [24f] of sleeping with my mentor [35m] in my degree program. How to do damage control? Lol
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