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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Check out this beauty:



More here: https://imgur.com/gallery/hS1hsFE

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


A home hifi with built-in guitar and mic pres? What the hell was their target demo?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Grand Prize Winner posted:

A home hifi with built-in guitar and mic pres? What the hell was their target demo?
Gig musicians or former performers who want to practice during their drug orgies?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Grand Prize Winner posted:

A home hifi with built-in guitar and mic pres? What the hell was their target demo?

Judging from the time period it represents and the look of the equipment itself I would say the target demo was cocaine.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Not entirely related but did any of you hear about the synth tech who accidentally dosed himself with 50 year old acid a while back?

https://mixmag.net/read/synth-technician-dosed-lsd-buchla-news

Apparently the guy who made those synths was rumored to hide acid in them to enhance the performances, and someone finally found proof.

quote:

Since the incident, all traces of acid have been removed from the vintage Buchla.

:(

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


That acid belongs in a museum!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Not entirely related but did any of you hear about the synth tech who accidentally dosed himself with 50 year old acid a while back?

https://mixmag.net/read/synth-technician-dosed-lsd-buchla-news

Apparently the guy who made those synths was rumored to hide acid in them to enhance the performances, and someone finally found proof.


:(

I remember this and was just thinking about it the other day but couldn't find the article, thanks!

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Grand Prize Winner posted:

A home hifi with built-in guitar and mic pres? What the hell was their target demo?

Since it's Japanese gear from the 70s/80s, my guess is home karaoke enthusiasts.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gCZZkBATSc

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

I always heard about that working but never saw it in motion. So awesome.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I hope he does do a video about this as a camera too.

Happy 25th birthday to the playstation.

gently caress

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

spaceblancmange posted:

I hope he does do a video about this as a camera too.

Happy 25th birthday to the playstation.

gently caress
I got the 20th anniversary background on my PS4, speaking of tech relics. I feel like I should have gotten a PS5 a few weeks ago, since my PS4 is 6 years old, practically ancient.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

When I was a tiny kid sitting on a bean sprout and eating my own poo, a system from six years ago was loving ancient (the Atari 2600) and considered literal garbage. The PS4 is still considered current by all normal people. Weird how the pace has both sped up and slowed down.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Laslow posted:

I got the 20th anniversary background on my PS4, speaking of tech relics. I feel like I should have gotten a PS5 a few weeks ago, since my PS4 is 6 years old, practically ancient.

I only got a PS4 Pro the other day :(. But I do have my moddable launch-day one on low firmware and another regular PS4 for legit play.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Jerry Cotton posted:

When I was a tiny kid sitting on a bean sprout and eating my own poo, a system from six years ago was loving ancient (the Atari 2600) and considered literal garbage. The PS4 is still considered current by all normal people. Weird how the pace has both sped up and slowed down.
True. But that was when you were so constrained by current memory and storage that the Atari coders were racing the beam to make it work. Now the upgrades go towards post-processing or HD textures or AI and poo poo.

Plus, current systems have a bunch of behind the scenes OS stuff going on, from Friends/Voice Chat to Streaming and System Pause stuff. And that's before you get into any of the rumored backwards compatablility that's being hinted at for the next gen.

5-6 years is pretty good for people to not only recover from the initial investment price (like $4-500), but also for devs to start making those games that really squeeze every little bit of performance from a proven and documented platform.

Hell (not taking into account the platform revisions that Nintendo did) the 3DS is heading into its 10th year and is all but dead. That's one hell of a lifespan.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

the 3DS is heading into its 10th year and is all but dead. That's one hell of a lifespan.

All but means almost.

e: Or is the 3DS almost dead? I really don't know.

ee: If the PS5 can play PS, PS2, PS3, and PS4 games off the discs I want one.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 13:59 on Dec 3, 2019

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Jerry Cotton posted:

e: Or is the 3DS almost dead? I really don't know.

ee: If the PS5 can play PS, PS2, PS3, and PS4 games off the discs I want one.
AFAIK I can't remember any 1st party game in the hopper for 2020.
The success of the Switch really changed the priorities of the devs at Nintendo and the 3D generation never really seemed to catch on anyway. It had a crazy run though.

The PS4 architecture is different than the previous gen so it's easier to run 1-3 off of the emulator packages they sell on the PS Store (more lucrative, too). The PS3 can run PS1 games off the disc, though. It's one of those weird things you discover and then get reminded that they stripped out the PS2 backwards comp when they revised the models :mad:
The guess is that the 5 will run 4 games natively, but I wouldn't be surprised of there was some $5 Disc to Digital thing where you just pay to install it/unlock it on your account or whatever.

The Project Scarlet next Xbox thing is supposed to be able to run XBone games pretty easily, but MS has been promoting cross platform porting with their gamepass thing so who knows.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerry Cotton posted:

When I was a tiny kid sitting on a bean sprout and eating my own poo, a system from six years ago was loving ancient (the Atari 2600) and considered literal garbage. The PS4 is still considered current by all normal people. Weird how the pace has both sped up and slowed down.

One of the things I think about is the fact that when I was a kid, time was experienced a lot differently. Nintendo was around forever to me, we probably got one in '86 and used it well beyond 95 when it was discontinued and we moved over to the Sega Genesis. Even if you were to factor in the Super Nintendo in 1991, 5 years is a long rear end time when you're the ages of 5-10 years old.

Now that I'm old as gently caress, it feels like I just got a PS4, and that the XBOX 360 it replaced isn't really that old either.


Jerry Cotton posted:

All but means almost.

e: Or is the 3DS almost dead? I really don't know.

The DS line is discontinued, but the stuff out there is still current stock for now, hell you can still find new WII-U copies of Breath of the Wild out there.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

One of the things I think about is the fact that when I was a kid, time was experienced a lot differently.

I'm aware of that but it wasn't just me, the kid. By 1983 every 2600 was hidden away in a wardrobe somewhere, and by 1988 they were literally left lying in the dirt in a tractor shed in the country. There was no nostalgia for it until the late 1990s and it fell out of use immediately when home microcomputers got affordable/popular.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm aware of that but it wasn't just me, the kid. By 1983 every 2600 was hidden away in a wardrobe somewhere, and by 1988 they were literally left lying in the dirt in a tractor shed in the country. There was no nostalgia for it until the late 1990s and it fell out of use immediately when home microcomputers got affordable/popular.

Atari was a completely different beast. They poisoned the well of home video games so well that the NES had to be redesigned to distance itself from Atari.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

Atari was a completely different beast. They poisoned the well of home video games so well that the NES had to be redesigned to distance itself from Atari.

Yeah I guess the main thing was the Atari 2600 was the last popular home computer system that was literally dogshit. It had exactly one decent game. (Although I would say that, game-wise at least, the Commodore VIC-20 was dogshit as well but maybe I just never got to play the good game(s) :shrug:)

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
There's just a handful of those Atari games that aren't grating on the eyes and ears. It was a really, really constrained generation.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

There's just a handful of those Atari games that aren't grating on the eyes and ears. It was a really, really constrained generation.

True. But Pitfall II proves that even within those constraints you could make a decent game. Most companies and developers just didn't want to, because that required skill and time.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Iron Crowned posted:

One of the things I think about is the fact that when I was a kid, time was experienced a lot differently. Nintendo was around forever to me, we probably got one in '86 and used it well beyond 95 when it was discontinued and we moved over to the Sega Genesis. Even if you were to factor in the Super Nintendo in 1991, 5 years is a long rear end time when you're the ages of 5-10 years old.

Remember saying "I'm X-and-a-half years old"?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Data Graham posted:

Remember saying "I'm X-and-a-half years old"?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Remember saying "I'm X-and-a-half years old"?

No, I'm not a 2000-year-old Italian.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

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Jerry Cotton posted:

When I was a tiny kid sitting on a bean sprout and eating my own poo, a system from six years ago was loving ancient (the Atari 2600) and considered literal garbage. The PS4 is still considered current by all normal people. Weird how the pace has both sped up and slowed down.

Average console life is about 6 to 8 years, so that feels about right.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah I guess the main thing was the Atari 2600 was the last popular home computer system that was literally dogshit. It had exactly one decent game. (Although I would say that, game-wise at least, the Commodore VIC-20 was dogshit as well but maybe I just never got to play the good game(s) :shrug:)

I’m assuming that one decent game you’re referencing is River Raid.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

empty baggie posted:

I’m assuming that one decent game you’re referencing is River Raid.

I don't know what anyone means by one decent game. There were plenty of games that were good for their time. Cause it was the only system other than pong early on. Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Joust, Breakout, Arkanoid (maybe?), Galaga or Galaxian I think, Frogger, Pole Position, Vanguard...

There was also a lot of crap, and I say this as someone who got ET for Christmas.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

empty baggie posted:

I’m assuming that one decent game you’re referencing is River Raid.

Jerry Cotton posted:

True. But Pitfall II proves that even within those constraints you could make a decent game. Most companies and developers just didn't want to, because that required skill and time.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

So there were two decent games at least.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I don't know what anyone means by one decent game. There were plenty of games that were good for their time. Cause it was the only system other than pong early on. Donkey Kong, Space Invaders, Joust, Breakout, Arkanoid (maybe?), Galaga or Galaxian I think, Frogger, Pole Position, Vanguard...

There was also a lot of crap, and I say this as someone who got ET for Christmas.

Obviously there were at least several good games on the 2600, although there were many good games that had absolutely terrible Atari ports, Pac-Man being the first that comes to mind.

stevewm
May 10, 2005

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

There was also a lot of crap, and I say this as someone who got ET for Christmas.

You poor soul.... Its OK, your parents didn't really hate you, they just didn't know.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Fun fact: Steve Jobs created Breakout by rotating Pong 90 degrees.

It's probably also why all the early Macs had a Breakout clone called Brickle

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

Fun fact: Steve Jobs created Breakout by rotating Pong 90 degrees.

It's probably also why all the early Macs had a Breakout clone called Brickle

do you mean bushnell + atari, makers of pong, also created breakout, which is one player instead of two? they just had jobs (and woz) build the hardware for it.

but yea that's probably why macs had it and also classic ipods had a version called Brick.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

stevewm posted:

You poor soul.... Its OK, your parents didn't really hate you, they just didn't know.

And yet I played the poo poo out of it. It was so so bad. And I'm pretty sure half my gifts that year were ET themed. It was kind of a big deal that year. But it's ok because I like Reese's Pieces

I did however like the Raiders of the Lost Ark game, and it too was probably judged harshly by the critics.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


2600 Space Invaders has a bunch of fun co-op modes, Asteroids plays better than the arcade original, and Dragster is still great if you and a friend are both very drunk.

stevewm
May 10, 2005
My family also had an Atari 2600, but we got it very late in its life. Around 1990/91 I think. Well into the Nintendo age. I remember my mother buying games for it at Sears. They still had it on display and racks of games for it.

My favorites where River Raid, Taz, and Moon Raiders (Moon Attack?, I forgot... it was a almost space invaders like game). Never had Pitfall.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

stevewm posted:

I remember my mother buying games for it at Sears. They still had it on display and racks of games for it.


My dad had a Sears brand pong game that he'd hook up his tv when we'd visit. Late 70s I guess? Before we had a 2600 at home. There was something so peaceful about pong, the simplicity of it. The basic sounds (or maybe just sound).

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Would a Pong work on a modern TV?

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