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Hmm, the tories have a point. Nobody likes all these arguments we've been having. It's impolite and ruins the mood at tea time. If only there were a strong form of government... where you never had to deal with any arguments at all... none of these saboteurs all over the place, interfering with the Will Of The People that only Boris Johnson is wise enough to determine... what a wonderful world that would be e: 38 looks a bit like some kinda bug insect if you look at it sideways
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Tesseraction posted:Finally, some scrutiny https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1201859119898083333 Edit: Here is a link to what I'm parodying, if you haven't seen the clip: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50643493 Jeremy, perhaps you'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for the fart you just dropped. I didn't fart! In fact I - oh! Oh wow I smell it now. Anyway, as I was saying - Apologise for the fart, Jeremy! It's not mine, and as I was saying - I just want you to say sorry! Look, it smells of meat, and I don't even eat - Why can't you just say sorry? Listen, farts are a problem in all parties, and I am certainly not responsible for that one. And as I was saying - APOLOGISE JEREMY! Phil Schofield springs to his feet, and jumps around screaming like a toddler. Er, Phil, why is there a brown mark on the back of your trousers? APOLOGISE FOR THE FART JEREMY! 
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VideoGames posted:I have rectified my mistake. But... But... But I prefered the other one... 
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The state of this https://twitter.com/JohnnyMercerUK/status/1201856745980809218?s=19
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RockyB posted:All I want is for Jezza to get his Lithuanian guy to hack and release the Russian interference report. Is that so much to ask? Libdems being surprised nobody likes them will always be funny to me
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Someone call him a racist oval office for me, tia
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Vlex posted:It's a parody account Yeah, I didn't pay attention to who posted it and my first thought was, "That has to be a joke. Swinson would never do something so selfless." 
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namesake posted:Unclear who in the conversation said that sentence tbh. The tall guy with the grey hair on the right.
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Perverts and robbers pretty much describes high society in this nation. At least I don't rob.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:The tall guy with the grey hair on the right. The joke is that Johnson could also come out with such a bizarre statement. 
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Guavanaut posted:Aw I missed the other one. It was NippleKirby cropped from the image I posted
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Nexa posted:I don't know if you remember me ranting on about getting that fake bill / DWP leaflet letter thing. Awesome, well done Got a link?
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Lightning Knight posted:I’m surprised I haven’t gotten an angry PM yet for the sixer tbh. Wait, when did you become a mod, LK?
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gh0stpinballa posted:hmmm not sure this is on really Yeah I agree, that's really gross.
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Wolfsbane posted:No-one told me he was going to be in town today. There's an artisanal milkshake shop right around the corner and everything. The local Conservative Party is asked in advance for supporters who are free that day and don't announce the candidate who's coming. For exactly the reason you're talking about here. Four Tories have visited my town and all have only announced after the fact.
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josh04 posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1201800566495752192?s=19 No, no, no, no, no! I don't want your icky NHS! It's not on the table who said it's on the table get it off the table! We have amazing healthcare and we don't want your socialist cooties! America leads the world in the treatment of cooties! 
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RockyB posted:Haven't seen the actual text of this so far, but apparently Labour's disability manifesto is out today. And it's loving over PIPs. Ending the hostile environment means being able to just go to the shops and get a meal deal without hoping the missus has left some cash for me. Purple Prince posted:Ideally you would want DWP people to know about any difficulties so they can signpost / access other support services and programs. But given how that's gone under the Tory DWP it makes sense to be concerned. Listen to the podcast and skip to the social security section if you have to, it's good stuff. They've genuinely thought about how to fix this. Also local Labour candidate throwing shade at the Lib Dem barcharts:  RockyB posted:It could have just been Jezza paying some Lithuanian lad to hack it after the tories redacted everything in the FOI version.
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Necrothatcher posted:I love Twitter sometimes. I made fun of John Rentou, he got all shirty about it and has now been dogpiled by people calling him an irrelevant arsehole. I got massive numbers (I mean, by my standards - a hundred or so likes) for this: https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1201565738500276227 I think I finally understand how people get addicted to that place now.
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Braggart posted:Awesome, well done https://bit.ly/2qg4lGt - his FB page, you'll have to scroll down a bit because the dudes a machine when it comes to these. Up to 1.7k now \o/  The thing itself  Edit: What I like most about this is that regardless of what people seem to think about it, regarding accuracy or other things, it's generated a discussion. That to me, is the single most valuable thing about it. It was also really cool seeing friends sharing the thing on their own FB's with them not knowing it was me who helped spawn it's existence. Nexa fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Dec 3, 2019 |
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Tesseraction posted:The local Conservative Party is asked in advance for supporters who are free that day and don't announce the candidate who's coming. For exactly the reason you're talking about here. It's smart because they know they'll be mobbed, booed and humiliated if people get the chance. It's also encouraging for the same reason 
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Nexa posted:https://bit.ly/2qg4lGt - his FB page, you'll have to scroll down a bit because the dudes a machine when it comes to these. Up to 1.7k now \o/ The republicans have been bad about doing this in the states. They send out donation requests that look suspiciously like bills to the olds.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I got massive numbers (I mean, by my standards - a hundred or so likes) for this: Get a hit of that sweet, sweet internet dopamine, didja?
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mediaphage posted:The republicans have been bad about doing this in the states. They send out donation requests that look suspiciously like bills to the olds. It looked like a bill to me, but then I'm a zero hours precariat so one big bill addressed to me is pure terror. I also thought, again we're talking from a distance, it was the DWP again, who were harassing me some time ago sending through a ton of things like "YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO STUFF" except I'm not by their own system, so it just ended up being shite, and I've learned to fear those brown envelopes coming through the door from when I was in the WRAG, having been found not fit for work. Then fit for work ofc.
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Nexa posted:https://bit.ly/2qg4lGt - his FB page, you'll have to scroll down a bit because the dudes a machine when it comes to these. Up to 1.7k now \o/ Cheers. You got your deserved revenge
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Nexa posted:It looked like a bill to me, but then I'm a zero hours precariat so one big bill addressed to me is pure terror. I also thought, again we're talking from a distance, it was the DWP again, who were harassing me some time ago sending through a ton of things like "YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO STUFF" except I'm not by their own system, so it just ended up being shite, and I've learned to fear those brown envelopes coming through the door from when I was in the WRAG, having been found not fit for work. I agree, stuff like this is terrifying to anyone who is or has been poor. Ted Cruz did one that still makes me mad: https://twitter.com/sean_r_owen/status/1041182844234522624 Just more proof that conservatives are terrible
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mediaphage posted:I agree, stuff like this is terrifying to anyone who is or has been poor. Ted Cruz did one that still makes me mad: Oh man that's horrific, like genuinely horrific. I mean yeah, again on the close inspection thing sure you work it out, but it's that moment of pure horror as you drag yourself to the door, having just woken again to the world, and see that fecker sat on the door mat.
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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/jo-swinson-wins-court-bid-20967854 Jo Swinson won a court case saying she didn't recieve 14k from a fracking company. She recieved it as a personal donation from the head of a fracking company via her campaign office, which is totally fine and not at all concerning.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Holy moly. Labour have been carpet-bombing this seat - and admittedly there's been a huge glut of volunteers (myself included) because of the Chuka Factor - but this is impressive and bodes pretty nicely for Chingford (IDS' seat) where they've been pushing similarly hard. Is that survey for one seat or an average for all of London? I got the impression it's the latter.
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