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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

Beyond sad, that quarter-wall to the right of the stove is also pointless. I get the one behind, you need a place to put the gas and electrical lines. But that one on the right serces no purpose but to get in the way or larger pots/pot handles, and collect grease.

To hide your shame from anyone looking in the window

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



BlackIronHeart posted:

With this advanced dazzle camouflage, those German dreadnaughts will have a harder time sighting us in!

They gonna retire to the lebensraum toot sweet!

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i appreciate the oven island atoll

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

if you worked with tile for a living this would be a pretty great prank wedding gift for your brother

tthe tackiest poo poo imaginable but you show it to them after the honeymoon like you're all proud of it, just to hear all the strained compliments

...then you turn on the blue LED strip

bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Dec 3, 2019

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

That wedding picture backsplash is also a Russian flat, guaranteed.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Megillah Gorilla posted:


Just the saddest kitchen.


Does this look like a church altar from the other side?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




"Attention all units! This is Stovetop! I'm pinned down and need covering fire! Any units in the area please respond!"

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Azza Bamboo posted:

Does this look like a church altar from the other side?

And now, a reading from Ruhlman's Ratio. ::monastic aaah-aa'ing::

Cookie ratio
2 ounces sugar
4 ounces butter
6 ounces flour

Thus ends the reading.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

"Attention all units! This is Stovetop! I'm pinned down and need covering fire! Any units in the area please respond!"

Gah I hate grover-based shooters!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mutata posted:

That wedding picture backsplash is also a Russian flat, guaranteed.

yeah, opposite the wedding backsplash is an heirloom wall carpet

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



I would totally use the enclosed poop porch

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Stare my pizza delivery in the eye while I make room for it.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
On Halloween night--the scariest house on the block by a big margin.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Sometimes I walk out into my yard to pee (I live out in the sticks) and I would LOVE something like this in my backyard.. but my backyard is a statepark so maybe its a little different

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


HycoCam posted:

On Halloween night--the scariest house on the block by a big margin.

poo poo candy, though.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Sometimes I walk out into my yard to pee (I live out in the sticks) and I would LOVE something like this in my backyard.. but my backyard is a statepark so maybe its a little different

I thought you said skate park.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Jaded Burnout posted:

poo poo candy, though.


I thought you said skate park.

I ALSO read skate park! That would suck and rule in equal measure.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Jaded Burnout posted:

poo poo candy, though.


I thought you said skate park.

Suspect Bucket posted:

I ALSO read skate park! That would suck and rule in equal measure.

I stand by my comment, state park or skate park.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Harry Potter on Ice posted:

Sometimes I walk out into my yard to pee (I live out in the sticks) and I would LOVE something like this in my backyard.. but my backyard is a statepark so maybe its a little different


Suspect Bucket posted:

I ALSO read skate park! That would suck and rule in equal measure.

I read it as a euphemism for some kink stuff and figured eh, move on.....

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Mr. Mambold posted:

I read it as a euphemism for some kink stuff and figured eh, move on.....

No half pipes or half measures.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When did the thread title swap word order?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Platystemon posted:

When did the thread title swap word order?

About two weeks ago.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Is "Post the toilet, coward" in reference to sunken tub guy, or something else?

The Wonder Weapon
Dec 16, 2006



MetaJew posted:

Is "Post the toilet, coward" in reference to sunken tub guy, or something else?

That'd be it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MetaJew posted:

Is "Post the toilet, coward" in reference to sunken tub guy, or something else?

Yes.

There is no toilet in the photos BeatmasterJ posted of his remodeled bathroom.

It was hypothesised that the toilet might be in a small room off the bathroom, but BJ dodged questions about it. He may not have finished giving it his distinctive makeover.

He said he would PM toilet photos to anyone who posted a photo of their toilet in this thread. Several people took his offer. He PMed them photos of random toilets he found online.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Either there is no toilet, or he got some elaborate AliExpress knockoff of a Japanese washlet and added mirrors on the floor or something.

Now that I realize there is no toilet, I want to see the toilet, too. :(

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



MetaJew posted:

Is "Post the toilet, coward" in reference to sunken tub guy, or something else?

That would be superhero Sunken Tubman- the hero this thread deserves!

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

Mr. Mambold posted:

That would be superhero Sunken Tubman- the hero this thread deserves!

He's not the hero of this story. They called him Mr. rear end.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
I'd like to see this thing. Does anyone recall approximately where ITT this amazing sunken tub is shown? I don't need a specific page, just a general region to search through, if possible.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













Start with that post, and let it unfold.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Also the start of that project is in the very first link of the OP of this very thread.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.




loving hell. My daughter AND HER HUSBAND really like that artist, who, btw, died recently. I'd recognize his style anywhere. I don't know how to process this.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Mr. Mambold posted:

loving hell. My daughter AND HER HUSBAND really like that artist, who, btw, died recently. I'd recognize his style anywhere. I don't know how to process this.

The simulation is cracking

TofuDiva posted:

I'd like to see this thing. Does anyone recall approximately where ITT this amazing sunken tub is shown? I don't need a specific page, just a general region to search through, if possible.

I'm soooo envious of you

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

So many power moves could be done with a bathroom like this.

Mofette
Jan 9, 2004

Hey you! It's the sound, in your head goes round and round


Mr. Mambold posted:

I don't know how to process this.

Overly, in HDR

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mr. Mambold posted:

loving hell. My daughter AND HER HUSBAND really like that artist, who, btw, died recently. I'd recognize his style anywhere. I don't know how to process this.

it's from a studio called 3dRealms but idk if they're still producing games anymore

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I’m looking to get a large paper ball ceiling light and there’s a fixture at IKEA that would work but is there something better I should know about?

I was just in a house that had this one, maybe it’s just the one from Ikea idk

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/KGbUJ5d.gifv

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowy posted:

I’m looking to get a large paper ball ceiling light and there’s a fixture at IKEA that would work but is there something better I should know about?

I was just in a house that had this one, maybe it’s just the one from Ikea idk



I don't know if they ever went into production, but I just love tekio tube lights, aka Lampe Tekio:



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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't know if they ever went into production, but I just love tekio tube lights, aka Lampe Tekio:





I love these

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