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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The Jo of Swinson biopic we've been waiting for




E: 48, four dozen of a thing

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
The internet I signed up with when I moved STILL hasn't delivered (long story won't bore you probably another 2 weeks) so yesterday afternoon I ordered a Three Home Broadband (doesn't need a phone line, 4G thingummy bob - Huwai B535 router which has 4 ethernet ports (because I want ethernet ports, they have another gadget that has Alexa but I think only 1 ethernet port if that). I signed for a 24 month contract at £22 per month and nothing up front. And the beauty is, if I were to move again, I could take it with me. (Ed: unlimited data).

Anyway, it arrived half an hour ago and these are the speeds:



Which is 10Mbps better on download than the superfast fibre I was getting in the old flat for £34pm - just 10m from an OpenReach cabinet from Plusnet!

I'll still go ahead with the other one because it's a bit of a bargain - £13pm for 18 months for 38Mbps including the phone line as I like to have two separate providers.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Dec 4, 2019

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Camrath posted:

Can I get a mod/IK response as to if it’s ok to link to the Facebook page here?
No gods, no masters :v:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Tesseraction posted:

Graun sadly already killed that joy:

Sounds like a great loving idea leaving that job to candidates rather than literally anyone else.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Camrath posted:

Can I get a mod/IK response as to if it’s ok to link to the Facebook page here?

gently caress the mods and the IK! :mad:


Because they are sexy :pervert:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Camrath posted:

Totally homemade (I mean, I don’t condense my own milk or grow my own spices, but you know what I mean!)

I’ve always loved sweeties and started making fudge the first Christmas after I had to stop working as I could afford gently caress all else. Then discovered I’m pretty good at it. My wife’s been telling me since then that I should sell it, but it’s taken me this long to get over all the associated anxiety that brings and actually go into action. I’ve been making a batch a week for the past few months to experiment and refine technique, flavours etc- some of which have been amazing and others I’ll never let see the light of day ;)

Can I get a mod/IK response as to if it’s ok to link to the Facebook page here?

Sure! We all love fudge and jam! :)

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Fudge chat: I love 'tablet' the dry crumbly fudge.

Gyimah chat:

I thought he was a libdem now - look at the tweets he's deleted recently though - I think he's forgotten which party he's with.
(NB this isn't about him being listed under conservative by politwoops they just haven't got round to changing that yet I guess)

https://www.politwoops.co.uk/p/conservative/SamGyimah

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Camrath posted:

But last night I soft-launched a new business venture of selling fudge over Facebook, and I woke up this morning to an inbox of orders.

Soft or not, you're gonna have to do a lot packing or there'll be disappointment

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Anyone got a link to that picture of swinson and Davey's voting record while in the coalition?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Dominic Raab looks exactly like a guy I used to work with who was head of sales. They talk and sound alike too. I did not like him and I do not like Raab.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jose posted:

Anyone got a link to that picture of swinson and Davey's voting record while in the coalition?

Don't have the Davey one but I have this https://twitter.com/corbynasap/status/1179105728482689024

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Camrath I am in the process of putting a hamper together for my parents Christmas and "fudge" is on the list. Hit us up with a link.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Another Angry Voice has a screenshot of the original bloody one lol

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm glad that mcdonnell is currently talking about existing student debt.

I don't have much but i have some and Its not FYWM, but i would like mine as well.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Found it https://twitter.com/Trickyjabs/status/1134824896901595137

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Fine, take 2:

https://ninpo.qap.la/downloads/acid.womble.home.straight.mp4

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Fudge chat: I love 'tablet' the dry crumbly fudge.


Experiments in tablet are on the roadmap for the new year :)


Failed Imagineer posted:

Soft or not, you're gonna have to do a lot packing or there'll be disappointment

NGL, being able to describe myself as a professional fudgepacker is a fringe benefit I intend to enjoy greatly.

VideoGames posted:

Sure! We all love fudge and jam! :)

In that case then, please go hog wild people!

https://www.facebook.com/105554397597689/posts/105579917595137?d=n&sfns=mo

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

This too which is why I wish the left had more efforts to reach people other than banging on their doors during the election.
This is one thing that concerns me where I live as well. The local Conservative club has the equivalent of a mid sized church hall with a decent bar and kitchen, and is the go-to place for birthday parties, receptions etc.

The Labour club closed down a year or two after I moved here, but it was a dingy little pub with the same three lifers sat staring into pints downstairs and a tiny function room upstairs with a badly leaking roof.

The state of the two venues probably reflects the state of donations - Conservatives are rich bastards who look after their own, so their hall gets loads of donations, whereas Labour are trying to look after the poor who generally don't have the spare cash to donate.

I mean there were also issues of mismanagement from the woman left to manage it solo while going through a messy divorce, the council trying to rezone that whole strip as a hotel, and the self-defeating, working-class conservative nature of the town's gammon population to take into account as well.

But given that I try to keep up with the local party news, there is just no leftist social presence in town any more outside of a few small cliques who don't invite new people. I don't have the time or energy to fight that uphill battle and with my history of socialising I really don't think I'm the person to be leading the charge, but you're absolutely right, we need more leftist social events.

As a side note, this is is why I like humanism even though I'm christian myself. I feel like there is a whole social aspect to weddings, baptisms, even holidays like easter and xmas which secular people miss out on. It's nice to have a social space you can just go to and know that the people there are primed to socialise and welcome new people (though this very much depends on the faith and sect in question). The social side of English churches is definitely something I want to see more of outside religious settings.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Camrath posted:

Experiments in tablet are on the roadmap for the new year :)


NGL, being able to describe myself as a professional fudgepacker is a fringe benefit I intend to enjoy greatly.


In that case then, please go hog wild people!

https://www.facebook.com/105554397597689/posts/105579917595137?d=n&sfns=mo

Will your limited time offers be called Tempus Fudjit?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



I never realised Joris was such a short-arse.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Camrath posted:

Totally homemade (I mean, I don’t condense my own milk or grow my own spices, but you know what I mean!)

I’ve always loved sweeties and started making fudge the first Christmas after I had to stop working as I could afford gently caress all else. Then discovered I’m pretty good at it. My wife’s been telling me since then that I should sell it, but it’s taken me this long to get over all the associated anxiety that brings and actually go into action. I’ve been making a batch a week for the past few months to experiment and refine technique, flavours etc- some of which have been amazing and others I’ll never let see the light of day ;)

Can I get a mod/IK response as to if it’s ok to link to the Facebook page here?
make fudge. fudge great. especially if it gets you on the road to self-sustainability and eventual Small Business Tyranthood

thank you for linking fudge! might stick in a Christmas order

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Similar here - the local CLP Labour place is a working men's club far from the town centre (and I'm on the opposite side of town from it) with little parking space and a distinctly 1970s aesthetic. Between that and every meeting being on Friday when I'm out having after work beers I basically never get to attend meetings even though I want to.

The district party are close by but always meet at like 7:30 on Saturday and the same after work beers usually leave me in no mood to be up before midday.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Trickjaw posted:

I never realised Joris was such a short-arse.

he's 5'9" same as Corbyn (and myself)

Trump is 6'1" or 6'3" if his doctors are to be believed (he mysteriously keeps growing an inch each year so that he stays just under the "obese" BMI classification, although he finally ran out of growing room and officially became obese earlier this year)

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Jedit posted:

Will your limited time offers be called Tempus Fudjit?

Dammit, I was planning on keeping that secret until the time came..

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

he's 5'9" same as Corbyn (and myself)

Trump is 6'1" or 6'3" if his doctors are to be believed (he mysteriously keeps growing an inch each year so that he stays just under the "obese" BMI classification, although he finally ran out of growing room and officially became obese earlier this year)

He's probably got lifts in his shoes.

On the internet it says James Hetfield is 6ft 2 but they did a secret gig at the Marquee once as a Wembley warmup and he's shorter than me (I was probably about 6ft in my boots) - unfortunately I was so shocked I patted him on the head and said 'god you're short'. Hm.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

He's probably got lifts in his shoes.

On the internet it says James Hetfield is 6ft 2 but they did a secret gig at the Marquee once as a Wembley warmup and he's shorter than me (I was probably about 6ft in my boots) - unfortunately I was so shocked I patted him on the head and said 'god you're short'. Hm.

Jeb! was spotted in 2015 standing on tip-toe to not appear shorter than Trump during one of the after-debate photos - he claimed he was trying to see his wife in the crowd (she's like 5'2") but most of us didn't buy him deciding that he needed to see his wife while the photo was taken.

I think Trump is lying about even being 6'1" since Jens Stoltenberg is 6'1.3" and is clearly taller here:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Thank you, brave criminal, for allowing me to watch this after all.

I love it. It's so good, and it's taught me some things about the concepts people ramble on about ITT. Glorious :D

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

I'm glad that in 'Politics Becoming More Like Professional Wrestling', politicians are now gimmicking their heights.

Someone make the following but with Trump/Johnson et. al.

https://youtu.be/y2Td2CTuiVY

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

he's 5'9" same as Corbyn (and myself)

:3:

Worrying that the UK is going to be governed by manlet either way. Has anyone broken down the Leave/Remain split by average height? Could be quite telling

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

He's probably got lifts in his shoes.

On the internet it says James Hetfield is 6ft 2 but they did a secret gig at the Marquee once as a Wembley warmup and he's shorter than me (I was probably about 6ft in my boots) - unfortunately I was so shocked I patted him on the head and said 'god you're short'. Hm.

No wonder he's back in rehab

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I was actually 5'8" for ages until I started sitting and standing up straight like my PARENTS FOOKIN TOLD ME

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

I was actually 5'8" for ages until I started sitting and standing up straight like my PARENTS FOOKIN TOLD ME

Actually same, but now I'm 6'6" (and contractually obliged to mention it every time height is up for discussion). One of the nicest perks of Lifting A Weight

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Purple Prince posted:

It's total BS. Neuroplasticity means your whole personality can flip to something different in the course of a few years, so why would politics be exempt from that?
The brain's ability to adapt to new patterns of thought rapidly goes downhill after the age of 20, it's why people are so desperate to cram as much educating* into teenagers before that age.

20-30 is largely spent dealing with the 'realities' of work (i.e. a trickle down FYGM mentality from management that encourages people to behave like dicks to anyone below them) and generally entrenches things like crab bucket mentalities and the aforementioned FYGM mentalities towards subordinates.

The older you get the worse your neuroplaticity gets. After 25 or 30, it gets worse, and trying to form new connections causes worse and worse stress, releases cortisol (which impairs movement of memory from short to long term) and generally sets off most of the 'this is bad' alarms your head has. This is why your nan gets so angry when you try to tell her how PDFs work, or why Trump gets so mad when you tell him he can't say [national stereotype] any more.

You absolutely can fight it and learn new things after 21, but the older you get the more you have to consciously exert willpower over the process, and that's something most people won't be aware of or won't want to do. Even the process of consciously overcoming your biases is something you kind of have to learn either while young or by force (i.e. because you lost your job and got sanctioned and suddenly have no choice but to accept that the tories might be shits).

* or penises if they're tories

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol Graun 'fact checking' if Labour will really save us £6700 a year and the conclusion is 'iunno, depends innit?'

quality stuff lads

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

Tesseraction posted:


I think Trump is lying about even being 6'1" since Jens Stoltenberg is 6'1.3" and is clearly taller here:



He strikes me as the type of person that cares a lot about being 6 foot, but 6 foot dead-on would be suspicious. 6'1" though? Noone gonna crack that code!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Isomermaid posted:

He strikes me as the type of person that cares a lot about being 6 foot, but 6 foot dead-on would be suspicious. 6'1" though? Noone gonna crack that code!

I'm 6'e"

it's easy to differentiate!

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


So comrades, in gratitude to the kind words so many of you have offered I'd like to offer something a bit special to SA members only. A UKMT specific flavour- 'I'm Dreaming Of A Red Christmas'. Clotted cream fudge coloured the deepest red like the people's flag, topped with organic freeze dried strawberrys for a delicious combination of sweet and sharp flavours.

Please request this specifically in your order email, as it won't be on the facebook page (trying to keep it mostly apolitical) and enjoy :)

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1202182495111917568

lmao :allears:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Height doesn't matter, people, and it's unhealthy to propagate the idea that it does. I'm 5'7", so below the average male height, but I'm quite capable of holding my own among giants. In my experience the only people who make a thing about height are trying to boast and make others feel bad about something they can't change in a bid for social dominance*. I'm not accusing anyone ITT of that, but we've discussed appearancechat before and I think terms like 'manlet' are potentially bad for the self-esteem of people reading who have internalised some of society's lovely attitudes about appearance.

If anything my scaled-down stature is convenient because I'm attracted to people taller than myself. And people the same size as and shorter than myself, but there's something about cuddling into a tall person :swoon:




*Yes, there is short man syndrome, but I think that's a product of society celebrating height to an unhealthy degree, because it makes some people feel they have to overcompensate for something they shouldn't be ashamed of.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/reider/status/1201567491832442880

Corbyn is just kind of a nice guy.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jaeluni Asjil posted:

The internet I signed up with when I moved STILL hasn't delivered (long story won't bore you probably another 2 weeks) so yesterday afternoon I ordered a Three Home Broadband (doesn't need a phone line, 4G thingummy bob - Huwai B535 router which has 4 ethernet ports (because I want ethernet ports, they have another gadget that has Alexa but I think only 1 ethernet port if that). I signed for a 24 month contract at £22 per month and nothing up front. And the beauty is, if I were to move again, I could take it with me. (Ed: unlimited data).

Anyway, it arrived half an hour ago and these are the speeds:



Which is 10Mbps better on download than the superfast fibre I was getting in the old flat for £34pm - just 10m from an OpenReach cabinet from Plusnet!

I'll still go ahead with the other one because it's a bit of a bargain - £13pm for 18 months for 38Mbps including the phone line as I like to have two separate providers.

drat, which part of London are you in? Want to get on this.

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