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Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





The only things I'm going to take away from Collin's opening statement is that his voice is annoying and that he hates the chair he's sitting in.

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
"We didn't have hearings about the Muller report" is some Galaxy brain poo poo lmao

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ehud posted:

...is this guy actually worse than Nunes?

he's way dumber and he lacks Nunes' manic 'DAD SAID THIS WAS OK SO EVERYONE HATES YOU FOR DOING THIS ACTUALLY' cokehead energy so he's gonna be way less funny

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Collin's sounds like Gym-lite

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



man this guy is just like gym jordan

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



oxsnard posted:

"We didn't have hearings about the Muller report" is some Galaxy brain poo poo lmao

Next comment from a Democrat better be a subpoena to Muller to come and answer questions

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Collins sucks but he's clearly a tier above Nunes and Jordan imo

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Hhhhhwutttt

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

oxsnard posted:

Collins sucks but he's clearly a tier above Nunes and Jordan imo

they're all the same idiot but he's way less amusing

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

geeko55 posted:

How long is today's hearing set to go for? I've got an hour long meeting soon, and I don't want to miss everything.

Also, it's so crazy to me that all the GOP can muster is to attack the process, but they never try and dispute any of the facts.

Well, the four testifying have opening statements, Nadler and Foghorn Leghorn each have 45 minutes, and then the 40 other members of the committee each get 5 minutes, so we're gonna be here a while.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

HHHHHWYYYYY

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Well, the four testifying have opening statements, Nadler and Foghorn Leghorn each have 45 minutes, and then the 40 other members of the committee each get 5 minutes, so we're gonna be here a while.

Ugh. Well, then I guess I'll go out now rather than sit here and listen to him run out the clock.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR LAW PROFESSORS

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



He acts like he is under time pressure and is barely understandable...

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
BOY, I SAY BOY....

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Fair warning: there is basically no reason whatsoever to subject yourself to today's hearing except masochism

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
I'm excited for a republican to ask one of the law professors if they were aware that Alexandra Chalupa met with someone from Ukraine

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"He told the truth!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



eke out posted:

Fair warning: there is basically no reason whatsoever to subject yourself to today's hearing except masochism

It's cute that you think any of us can feel anymore.

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



eke out posted:

Fair warning: there is basically no reason whatsoever to subject yourself to today's hearing except masochism

Just have a tweetdeck running with emptywheel and southpaw

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

eke out posted:

Fair warning: there is basically no reason whatsoever to subject yourself to today's hearing except masochism

Curious as to why. Is the witness useless or something?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

eke out posted:

Fair warning: there is basically no reason whatsoever to subject yourself to today's hearing except masochism

I'll have you know that I've hated myself longer than you've probably been alive, so suck it. :colbert:

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



ummel posted:

Curious as to why. Is the witness useless or something?

they're just law professors bringing things into context. there will be no new information or anything.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm getting PTSD from years of listening to southern baptist preachers.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Hahahaha they're forcing a vote hahahaha

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



ummel posted:

Curious as to why. Is the witness useless or something?

it's just law profs talking about the nature of impeachment, no fact witnesses

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


Counting the votes here is hypnotic

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
The GOP is a part of babies

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



God is Ratcliff there as well...

AND MMCLINTOCK? Thought he was busy with writing speeches for Selina

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Section 2 part 4 of the parliamentary inquiry says you can lick every single inch of my taint.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
So who else, other than Nunes, do you think is in on the whole crimes-being-impeached-for thing? Surely it wasn't just Nunes.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


are you going to use the rules of evidence
the gentleman will susp-
are you GOING to use the rules of
the gentleman will
the RULES of EVIDENCE

:commissar:

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



OMG these idiots think this is a loving jury trial.

I so want to see nadler have these idiots thrown out by capitol police.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I loving hate everyone of those fuckers

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I seek recognition! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



GlyphGryph posted:

So who else, other than Nunes, do you think is in on the whole crimes-being-impeached-for thing? Surely it wasn't just Nunes.

Rohrbacher and McCarthy just going on the old news article about being bukkakied with Russian money...

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

eke out posted:

it's just law profs talking about the nature of impeachment, no fact witnesses

How did these poor saps get roped into this?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
aaand this is why law profs were brought in today, bc these guys are idiots

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
Only in America can the love child of Boomhauer and Foghorn Leghorn can become a member of Congress.

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eke out
Feb 24, 2013



ummel posted:

How did these poor saps get roped into this?

the democratic witnesses are a bunch of excellent legal scholars (especially Pam Karlan, who is a queer lady that just argued the most recent LGBQT discrimination case at the Supreme Court and runs the Yale SCOTUS Clinic) and the one republican witness is a gigantic douchebag

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