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sephiRoth IRA posted:...which one? The OP of the post. I can't say I feel bad for them. Coworkers aren't there for your amusement or your friendship. They are there to work. Asking for their name or any other personal details is unnecessary and a prelude to social competition. OP's coworker clearly saw through the charade and shut that poo poo down.
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Uh, change your locks and block all communication from your mother. Actually, block the entire family.
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Admiral Ray posted:They are very funny and bizarre but the most memorable was the lady that wanted to eat her unwilling husband's poo poo. oh man how did I forget Fecal Raped by my Wife (Who Has a Strange Fetish That Just Developed)
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:30 |
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They're both kinda dicks, deliberately starting off on the wrong foot with a new coworker is a really dumb and bizarre thing to do and they both did it unnecessarily
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:33 |
Nah, OP isn't the rear end in a top hat. Responding to a new coworker asking for your name with "I'm the Employee of the Month, look it up" is a weird antisocial power move that seems designed to piss people off and make them hate her for no good reason. Assuming it wasn't a very poorly-timed joke, it's good that he threw that back in her face.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 20:44 |
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To keep a professional work environment one should only refer to one's co-workers by the ID they choose to insert into the business hole.
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Admiral Ray posted:The OP of the post. I can't say I feel bad for them. Coworkers aren't there for your amusement or your friendship. They are there to work. Asking for their name or any other personal details is unnecessary and a prelude to social competition. OP's coworker clearly saw through the charade and shut that poo poo down. Except the coworker explicitly asked the OP their name first and then wouldn't reply in kind? Coworker was being a huge dick. Edit: vv I am bad at tracking who the gimmick posters are in this thread. I'm the dummy! vv Tempura Wizard fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Nah, OP isn't the rear end in a top hat. Responding to a new coworker asking for your name with "I'm the Employee of the Month, look it up" is a weird antisocial power move that seems designed to piss people off and make them hate her for no good reason. Assuming it wasn't a very poorly-timed joke, it's good that he threw that back in her face. Literally saying "I don't really give a poo poo what your name is", if that actually happened, was not a good way to respond. Should have disengaged as quickly as possible and asked someone else what the deal was with them.
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“That’s too much work, so I’m gonna just call you Bubba.”
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Tempura Wizard posted:Except the coworker explicitly asked the OP their name first and then wouldn't reply in kind? Coworker was being a huge dick. You are responding to the Admiral's gimmick post. It was a joke. haveblue posted:Literally saying "I don't really give a poo poo what your name is", if that actually happened, was not a good way to respond. Should have disengaged as quickly as possible and asked someone else what the deal was with them. What are you, a redditor? Beep boop your response to someone behaving in a totally outrageous manner towards you was not technically perfect, so your the rear end in a top hat.
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MrQwerty posted:oh man how did I forget Fecal Raped by my Wife (Who Has a Strange Fetish That Just Developed) It really helps remind you how suddenly your entire life can be completely upended, one day you think you're in a happy loving marriage and the next your SO is like "I have a new fetish, I need you to poo poo in my mouth or we're getting a divorce"
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Sounds like the coworker is either a terrible person or was flirting pretty hard and the OP didn't pick up on it.
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QuarkJets posted:It really helps remind you how suddenly your entire life can be completely upended, one day you think you're in a happy loving marriage and the next your SO is like "I have a new fetish, I need you to poo poo in my mouth or we're getting a divorce" Link the post!!
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Dewgy posted:“That’s too much work, so I’m gonna just call you Bubba.” This would in fact be a technically perfect response.
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The_Franz posted:The girl throwing the 18th century french salon cosplay party that was saved by the boyfriend crashing through the door with beer like the Kool-Aid man has got to be up there. So does Timothy.
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Thesaurus posted:Link the post!! Wife told me she wanted to experiment, I obliged, then she attempted to eat my feces. posted:Throwaway account because my wife follows my regular account here. My (28m) wife (26f) and I have admittedly had very vanilla sex throughout our 3 year marriage. We had our first kid a year ago and it seriously slowed down our sex life. However, a little under a month ago she approached me about “trying new things”. She has been hanging out with a group of moms in our neighborhood and one of them told her that she and her husband tried pegging and it completely transformed their marriage. My wife told me that she wanted to try pegging as well to “spice things up”. At first I thought it was a joke, but soon realized she actually wanted to peg me. I had never done assplay before and had always lived by the philosophy that the anus is solely an exit, but my wife made it clear that this was important to her so after a few days I obliged.
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I knew I shouldn't have reread that one but I did and my stomach gave a violent heave.
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Oh my god
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 21:15 |
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I see.
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Yeah it's exactly what people were describing. Though I did forget about the part with the zoo family.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 21:23 |
"I turned around and saw my wife - the love of my life, the mother of my son - attempting to catch my turd in her mouth as it fell out of my rear end in a top hat" is poetry of the wrong sort.
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Runcible Cat posted:So does Timothy. Timothy is my favorite story too. Here's a deep cut from almost a thousand pages ago... I'm [F34] pregnant and struggling with my husband's [M35] lack of support regarding my in-laws behaviour. How can I improve the situation? quote:Sorry for the length, I've explained this on r/AITA but since the common opinion is that I'm not at fault, I was told to look for advice elsewhere.
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The Bramble posted:Timothy is my favorite story too. Here's a deep cut from almost a thousand pages ago... I really waited too long to start reading this thread.
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The_Franz posted:The girl throwing the 18th century french salon cosplay party that was saved by the boyfriend crashing through the door with beer like the Kool-Aid man has got to be up there. Pinecone Sample posted:I still love the 11 minute office poop schedule based on OP's regular bowel movements that he tried to impose sign-ups on everyone else for Is this one of those cases where the descriptionsa re funnier than the stories, or am I right to ask for links?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA? Coworker refused to tell me her name. I got kind of defensive. Found a video of the incident:
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Neito posted:Is this one of those cases where the descriptionsa re funnier than the stories, or am I right to ask for links? I only know the second one. It was (I think) an autistic guy who always had to poop at very exact scheduled times down to the minute, so he made a schedule for the office to follow for bathroom breaks to ensure that he'd have unfettered access to the restroom when he wanted and got really mad that people weren't obeying it. No, he was not their boss either.
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AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle.quote:I honestly feel like I am taking crazy pills here. My entire family is furious with me over this and I don't even know what to do. I sprained my ankle 10 days ago, only 5 days before my daughters wedding. It was really, really bad. Like so bad that just walking to the bathroom even with crutches is intensely painful and difficult. I thought that maybe, possibly I would be better by my daughters wedding, but on the day before I realized there was just no way I would be able to go. I would be a burden on absolutely everyone and the chances of me falling down and making a disaster of myself were too high.
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Neito posted:Is this one of those cases where the descriptionsa re funnier than the stories, or am I right to ask for links? quote:
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle. if only they made some kind of chair he could sit through the ceremony in. maybe even put wheels on it so he could move around...
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle. it is possible to get a wheelchair on such short notice and also you could just like show up, make a token appearance, grimace a bit then excuse yourself early boss makes a dollar / i time my poo that's why my phone chimes / at 12:22 Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 4, 2019 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle. I would love to hear his family's account of what is assuredly a loooooong history of similarly zero effort parenting failure from this blubbering baby.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my Girlfriend give my co-workers Hot Cocoa? OP had one last update quote:Edit 3/ Update: hey guys, rear end in a top hat here. So I spoke to my GF last night and cleared everything up. I apologized for not being more immediately receptive to the nice treat and she apologized for putting me in an awkward situation. We talked about whether she would like to come in today and just say meet some of my co-workers. I told her I would ask my boss. bless, it's a reddit success story after all!
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for not going to my daughters wedding because I am recovering from a severe sprained ankle. I mean, first off, if it hurts to simply hold the foot in the air, with no weight, then it is almost certainly 100% a break, not a sprain. Tell him to get his rear end to the hospital to get it wrapped, possibly in a cast, and get a loving wheelchair. Secondly, I broke my ankle last year and was dumb about it and walked around on it, sans crutches, for almost 4 days before going to the hospital so I feel confident in saying he needs to just man-up and not be a piss-baby.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:02 |
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Time to dump the girlfriend and start dating the boss.
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luxury handset posted:it is possible to get a wheelchair on such short notice and also you could just like show up, make a token appearance, grimace a bit then excuse yourself early His comments are quote:Its on a beach though, how would I even get onto the beach with a wheelchair? When told all terrain wheelchairs exist: quote:Well I did to an extent and I found out about those wheelchairs, but I couldn't exactly get one in the short time until the wedding. When called out on that: quote:
quote:Apparently I could have gotten a beach wheelchair but we couldn't get one so soon. Its REALLY not accessible. Like wooden stairs up over some rocks then a long staircase down, then onto a beach.
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chitoryu12 posted:I only know the second one. It was (I think) an autistic guy who always had to poop at very exact scheduled times down to the minute, so he made a schedule for the office to follow for bathroom breaks to ensure that he'd have unfettered access to the restroom when he wanted and got really mad that people weren't obeying it. Yeah quote:So I'm pretty regular with my Bm's and go consistently every day at 12:22. For the past few months someone has been been occupying the bathroom (office of about 20 people with 1 men's room) from like 12:00 to about 13:00 which is really annoying for me not to mention that it has caused several close calls.
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Timothy story always makes RUN from hotline miami 2 play in my head. Nemesis of the dog caped super cousin let the mask slip by quoting herself. She talks the whole time about how intimidating and standoffish he is. But when she speaks to someone else about it she complains that he's a sadsack and a buzzkill.
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I've never not seen a wheel chair at Goodwill. Usually by the golf clubs.
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# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:05 |
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The son in law is acting nice because he didn't want his sad sack FIL to show up anywayst
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wow. He's making like every excuse in the book NOT to go to his own daughter's wedding. I agree with Thesaurus, there's got to be more going on there. I'm picturing basically the most Boomer-rear end looking dad that's ever existed. Everyone in the family is so obviously sick of his poo poo lmao
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