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| Twee |
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4 | 1.28% |
| Goose |
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34 | 10.90% |
| Strand |
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22 | 7.05% |
| Bowsette |
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115 | 36.86% |
| poo poo |
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46 | 14.74% |
| Kirby |
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31 | 9.94% |
| Sonic |
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14 | 4.49% |
| I told you I don't like these polls |
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46 | 14.74% |
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Hwurmp posted:sex nor will i post the secret 1 million horny point phrase
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Dec 5, 2019 11:04
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Jay Rust posted:Ok, I have to decide who i want to woo in Stardew Valley. At first I was thinking the Emo Kid but he said something about being happy with winter’s shorter days, so he’s out. Now I’m leaning Shy Bookworm but maybe only because I’d like to rescue her from continuing to live in a trailer with her fairly abusive mom? I went with the blue hair crystal lady
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Dec 5, 2019 11:05
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Realtalk, the 1996-1997 school year was especially tough for me, as a kid with an Italian last name. Mario’s idle animation in Mario 64 has him doze off and start listing names of different pasta. Once word got out about this in the schoolyard, I was done for.
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Dec 5, 2019 11:07
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Help Im Alive posted:I went with the blue hair crystal lady She says something to me like, “I like to think that birds and butterflies are my special friends!”, so nope she’s out
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Dec 5, 2019 11:08
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did ConcernedApe ever add a Sandy romancehomeless snail posted:nor will i post the secret 1 million horny point phrase Bowsette except she's still like half koopa
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Dec 5, 2019 11:10
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homeless snail posted:i cannot divulge the secret scoring formula, or whether this is a +hgp word or a -hgp word It's Bowsette. It's always been Bowsette. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjfsAuTjmtI
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Dec 5, 2019 11:15
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homeless snail posted:doing some extremely important work tonight Let it be known that I spent all of last night playing the, ahem, JRPG animes 
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Dec 5, 2019 11:27
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homeless snail posted:nor will i post the secret 1 million horny point phrase Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
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Dec 5, 2019 11:29
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homeless snail posted:i cannot divulge the secret scoring formula, or whether this is a +hgp word or a -hgp word A while ago, I created thesis on Clan Zorah regarding quarian sweat, etc. I'll post it here with some post-scriptum edits and abridgement, it was created over the course of approximately 40 minutes. In several posts. It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existent for quarians. The next best thing, would be Urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc. This thesis assumes quarians are anything like mammals back on earth and have a digestive system at least remotely similar to theirs. --- One of the main components of sweat, urea, is not affected by chirality, it cannot have a mirrored/dextro version:  The scent it is associated with is derived from residues of ammonia excreted along with it, which is a by-product of the production of urea. Now, here's the deal, urea requires a ton of amino acids in order to be produced (levo amino acids, obviously), a short summary from Wikipedia: Wikipedia wrote... Urea is synthesized in the body of many organisms as part of the urea cycle, either from the oxidation of amino acids or from ammonia. In this cycle, amino groups donated by ammonia and L-aspartate are converted to urea, while L-ornithine, citrulline, L-argininosuccinate, and L-arginine act as intermediates Hence, this could result in a significantly different smell and composure of both her sweat, and other urea based excretions. The urea cycle:  You see that "Arg" thing right below Urea on the urea cycle? Yeah, it stands for L-Arginine, you can get the dextro version through a largely similar cycle. It's an extremely mild neuro-toxic, pretty much a relaxing drug, a depressant, though excessive usage would actually result in additional stimulations, a stimulant. A member of Clan Zorah, @troodon80, claims to have had personal experience with the substance as a depressant, and states that it is, in fact, addictive. Additionally, the dextro version of "Asp" (stands for L-Aspartate), in order for it to be soluble like it's levo counterpart, it would likely bond with sodium, resulting in Sodium D-Aspartate, which is a natural performance enhancer [2], it massively increases the human body's production of testostorone, also resulting in an increased libido. Finally, Orn, stands for L-ornithine. This amino acid allows for the disposal of excess nitrogen. Dextro version of this is largely similar in role, except for the fact that it is far more prone to create a hydrogen bond. (Including with molecules like ammonia, NH3) Hence, it would demobilize the ammonia and eliminate the odor emanated from the production of Urea to quite an extent. So, so far, we can tell that Tali would not smell nearly as bad as those filthy humans, her sweat's a drug and a natural performance enhancer. As for additional odors , that would be determined by MHC's and pheromones, which are too large and complex to even consider estimating with the limited knowledge we have at this time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immune system, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)is time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immune system, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether) --- Remember, this is largely speculation, and I am by no means an expert, merely an enthusiastic amateur, so if you think there's anything you can change or debunk of my theory, be my guest. I'd be eager to learn. But if you do agree, here's a question for ya': Licking Tali or licking Thane? 
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Dec 5, 2019 11:30
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Source your quotes
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Dec 5, 2019 11:31
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great now I have to change the 1 million point phrase
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Dec 5, 2019 11:34
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Rarity posted:Source your quotes ...that joke only works that way if you think they were unironically posting their own thoughts on Tali's sweat, which, I know goons are weird, but in this case, "the tali sweat guy post" is not an original work
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Dec 5, 2019 11:34
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We’re measuring horniness, not thirstiness
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Dec 5, 2019 11:35
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Btw i can identify every Overwatch character by their lower back and/or inner thigh tattoos.
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Dec 5, 2019 11:37
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what's Torbjorn's tattoo
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Dec 5, 2019 11:38
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Either a butterfly or a moth (the gifs are pretty low res)
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Dec 5, 2019 11:46
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Jay Rust posted:Either a butterfly or a moth (the gifs are pretty low res) that's not a tattoo it's just a moth
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Dec 5, 2019 11:49
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Jay Rust posted:We’re measuring horniness, not thirstiness Can we get an official adjudication on the difference between horny and thirsty please?
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Dec 5, 2019 12:10
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thirst requires trying to get something
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Dec 5, 2019 12:19
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leah is the best stardew girl by the way. i think he added shane too whom is probably the best guy
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Dec 5, 2019 12:24
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homeless snail posted:great now I have to change the 1 million point phrase tiddy tiddy tiddy one million points
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Dec 5, 2019 12:47
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One million tiddies
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Dec 5, 2019 12:57
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I hope I come in last place
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Dec 5, 2019 12:58
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Rarity posted:Can we get an official adjudication on the difference between horny and thirsty please? horny means you want to slam a rockstar and thirsty means you want to slam a Rockstar
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Dec 5, 2019 13:00
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Next time someone posts an entry in the Horny Contest I am 100% putting up The Fourth Stimpire and no one can stop me.
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Dec 5, 2019 13:01
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Relax Or DIE posted:horny means you want to slam a rockstar and thirsty means you want to slam a Rockstar What if I want to slam a Rockstar off a rockstar?
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Dec 5, 2019 13:11
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https://twitter.com/IGNJapan/status/1202503564695703552
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Dec 5, 2019 13:30
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the battle between hank hill and kirby is one that only hank hill can win you would think his power is kicking your rear end, or propane something or another, but actually it's being incredibly mundane. kirby thinks he wins... but now all he thinks is, gat dangit that is the most asinine thing i have ever heard
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Dec 5, 2019 13:43
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Rarity posted:What if I want to slam a Rockstar off a rockstar? lewd and shameful
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Dec 5, 2019 13:46
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Didn't have anything to do this morning but I forgot to change the alarm
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Dec 5, 2019 13:48
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Relax Or DIE posted:horny means you want to slam a rockstar and thirsty means you want to slam a Rockstar What if I want to slam a Monster Energy
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Dec 5, 2019 14:30
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I'm thirsty to slam some beer and play Yakuza So that's what I'm doin
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Dec 5, 2019 14:35
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haveblue posted:What if I want to slam a Monster Energy Then you're in a Kojima game.
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Dec 5, 2019 14:56
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this title is making me think... when you die in real life, you can't reload
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Dec 5, 2019 15:12
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can't back up your life data
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Dec 5, 2019 15:12
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i'm bored at work
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Dec 5, 2019 15:13
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Monster Boy and the Cursed Kingdom is $15 on Steam, and it's really loving good.
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Dec 5, 2019 15:30
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Kurtofan posted:can't back up your life data It's all right, it all gets uploaded to the cloud
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Dec 5, 2019 15:33
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In Training posted:I hope I come nice
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Dec 5, 2019 15:52
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Kurtofan posted:this title is making me think... when you die in real life, you can't reload if you got reloaded after you died you'd never know it
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Dec 5, 2019 15:55
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