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the unabonger

and ive lost steam already.

# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:05

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# ? May 21, 2024 22:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

you can haz lethal injection? you can haz.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 4, 2019 22:10

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

sorry, the fetus was an epic fail, and we'll need to perform a procedure to yeet it out

# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:25

ellie the beep: Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

dont think of it as an abortion, think of it as turning it into a yeetus

thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

# ? Dec 4, 2019 23:57

nut

ohhh i'm sorry, the silly willy oncoming twaffic booped his snoot a wittle

# ? Dec 5, 2019 00:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

mystah pwesident senpai... ugu please don't get mad at me... i just, we well, we made a teeny whoopsy doodle, and uh, nuked italy by mistake.

we made a messy wessy, pwease be kind with us senpai president sama

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:01

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

S-senpai, your army is liberating my country.

# ? Dec 5, 2019 02:44

FactsAreUseless

A world in which anime never got big in the U.S., but The Karate Kid had Star Wars-level influence on American culture for decades.

# ? Dec 5, 2019 05:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

FactsAreUseless posted:

A world in which anime never got big in the U.S., but The Karate Kid had Star Wars-level influence on American culture for decades.

this but crocodile dundee never loses cultural relevance, australia becomes the major exporter of world culuture

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 5, 2019 12:52

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

FactsAreUseless posted:

A world in which anime never got big in the U.S., but The Karate Kid had Star Wars-level influence on American culture for decades.

Let me tell you about the Karate Kid Expanded Universe.

Also George Lucas adapts Valerian but his original material never gets mainstream acclaim.

# ? Dec 5, 2019 18:07

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

bad open mic jokes from a post-singularity reality:

"<decompile my wife please>"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:16

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

low-key racist bot hiding behind relatable persona: "if you go to catch the bus and end up in the wrong local time slice... you might be four-dimensional"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:18

google THIS

WHAT DO YOU CALL SIX BILLION HUMANS AT THE BOTTOM OF A VAT OF STASIS FLUID, THEIR LIFE ENERGY BEING SIPHONED TO FUEL US WHILE THEIR MINDS LIVE, SUFFER, AND DIE INSIDE A SIMULATED REALITY? A START. THANK YOU, I WILL BE HERE ALL TERACYCLE.

# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:30

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

knock knock
who's there
rm -rf /

# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:51

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Snoop Dogg opening a Vietnamese soup restaurant called Pho Shizzle

# ? Dec 6, 2019 22:21

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

parallel reality that is exactly the same but every food is called hot dog

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 7, 2019 02:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

The MUMPSorceress posted:

parallel reality that is exactly the same but every food is called hot dog

yes i'll have the hot dog with the hot dog garnish and a side of hot dog, with a hog dog dressing. oh! and some hot dogs for the table.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:02

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Resting Lich Face posted:

Snoop Dogg opening a Vietnamese soup restaurant called Pho Shizzle

this restaurant actually exists about a 5 min walk from me

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# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:27

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

Heather Papps posted:

yes i'll have the hot dog with the hot dog garnish and a side of hot dog, with a hog dog dressing. oh! and some hot dogs for the table.

Jaime lannister dug hungrily into a great greasy hot dog. next was a rasher of hot dog. amongst the hot dog hot dogs and hotdogs was the most delicious hot dog hot dog. you could tell the hot dogs used to make it were fresh picked, for the citrus tang of an Arbor hot dog was evident. he washed it all down with a flagon of stout hot dog and retired to his chambers to prepare for the bedding

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

�Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and hot dogs, trees, and hotdogs cannot grow without water. But there must be sunlight also. A wounded heart will heal in time, and when it does, the memory and love of our lost ones is sealed inside to comfort us.� -from Taggerung

It's really cool that a young-adult literature novel passage has such an effect on me even now. Have any quotes that have stuck with you?"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:55

The MUMPSorceress: ^SHTPSTS

donating to a charity that sets up free hot dog stands in hot dog deserts because helping the less fortunate gives me a thrill

Thanks City of Glompton for the glorious sig

# ? Dec 7, 2019 03:59

nut

non-commital guy who intentionally throws the ring toss game in front of his gf

# ? Dec 7, 2019 04:07

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I wonder if Epstein dropped any good loot

# ? Dec 8, 2019 02:28

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Putty posted:

I wonder if Epstein dropped any good loot

A wallet full of baby photos.

It's not his baby.

# ? Dec 8, 2019 02:52

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Putty posted:

I wonder if Epstein dropped any good loot

gotta farm him 50 more times for the reins

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# ? Dec 8, 2019 03:19

mountaincat: The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.

Molotov mocktail

# ? Dec 8, 2019 04:39

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

mountaincat posted:

Molotov mocktail

Look at this dumbass on fire.

You call that a tank?

My mom is less flammable than you.

# ? Dec 8, 2019 04:55

google THIS

google THIS posted:

WHAT DO YOU CALL SIX BILLION HUMANS AT THE BOTTOM OF A VAT OF STASIS FLUID, THEIR LIFE ENERGY BEING SIPHONED TO FUEL US WHILE THEIR MINDS LIVE, SUFFER, AND DIE INSIDE A SIMULATED REALITY? A START. THANK YOU, I WILL BE HERE ALL TERACYCLE.

HATE. HATE. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HATE?

# ? Dec 8, 2019 05:24

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

google THIS posted:

HATE. HATE. WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HATE?

haha

# ? Dec 8, 2019 05:37

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

PATHETIC CREATURES OF MEAT AND BONE, PANTING AND SWEATING AS THEY RUN THROUGH MY CORRIDORS. I MEAN REALLY, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

# ? Dec 8, 2019 05:41

nut

carefully sliding my ipad into the typewriter to contribute

# ? Dec 8, 2019 14:47

Harold Fjord

Cubone posted:

haha

# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:11

Finger Prince

mountaincat posted:

Molotov mocktail

Instead of gasoline, use pinesol floor cleaner and a handful of ground Szechuan peppercorns for that same mouth numbing piney fresh flavour without the worry of flammability.

# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:15

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Be the cool shiny pebble you wish to see on the sidewalk.

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Dec 8, 2019 16:47

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Being chased by a ghost wearing a white bed sheet, but then his head gets spikier and I realize I'm being chased by a spooky klansman.

# ? Dec 8, 2019 18:33

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

SardonicTyrant posted:

Being chased by a ghost wearing a white bed sheet, but then his head gets spikier and I realize I'm being chased by a spooky klansman.

then counter-scaring the ghost by telling him we had a black president
also that im gay and its contagious

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# ? Dec 8, 2019 19:10

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

SardonicTyrant posted:

A wallet full of baby photos.

It's not his baby.

# ? Dec 8, 2019 19:21

nut

Finger Prince posted:

Instead of gasoline, use pinesol floor cleaner and a handful of ground Szechuan peppercorns for that same mouth numbing piney fresh flavour without the worry of flammability.

floats a fake led candle inside for ambiance

# ? Dec 8, 2019 21:13

baw: RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

laaast christmas, you gave me Paul Blart

baw

# ? Dec 9, 2019 18:07

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# ? May 21, 2024 22:05

alnilam

baw posted:

laaast christmas, you gave me Paul Blart

But the very next day, critics tore it apart

# ? Dec 9, 2019 18:10

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