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gonna go to prison and get "mutual game of wrestling"-ed
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 15:49 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 02:12 |
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If you’re as charming in person as you are online, it’s no surprise that your only sexual contact is when you are assaulting women.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 15:58 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:We was just wrassling your honor
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 15:58 |
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lmbo
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 16:02 |
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A_Account posted:Not everyone is suing everyone here. I actually am allowed to give my side of the events of the night, weird right... I'm not sure how you thought the advice wouldn't be shut the gently caress up and get a lawyer. But also shut the gently caress up you piece of poo poo. Phil Moscowitz posted:We was just wrassling your honor fuckin' lol
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 16:52 |
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A_Account posted:Not everyone is suing everyone here. I actually am allowed to give my side of the events of the night, weird right... oh you're definitely allowed to it's just your lawyer would recommend you not, as it's hilariously incriminating
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 16:55 |
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Like on the one hand, without knowing what happened I'm not going to advocate stringing the guy up by his thumbs On the other, dude should probably never be in a position to have authority over anyone
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 17:01 |
Watching people try to convince the ~15 regulars itt how right they are is never not great Like anybody here has any actual control over what happens to you, lol
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 19:25 |
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Is it true you yelled "wrestlemania style" when you tombstoned the defendant?
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:13 |
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Defendant alleges that he did not submit during the Sharpshooter and that the ref called the submission falsely.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:19 |
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I'm the cuddling on the couch after assaulting a student and injuring them in a teacher-student wrestling match, reassuring myself that this intimacy is both appropriate and totally makes up for what just happened, this is all OK right sweetie? You "got hurt" it wasn't me hurting you, I mean obviously it was but it was just an accident, here let's hug it out yeah? Your honor the defendant has to have been OK because legally a couch-sit is exculpatory
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:30 |
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But your honor, I paid for the PPV of Wrestlemania.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:38 |
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Can I just say how loving weird a "Student Teacher wrestling match" is. What the gently caress is that. Don't do that lmao.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:45 |
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It's right here in the student handbook - Failure to turn in homework may result in figure four leg lock.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:48 |
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The syllabus says any make up work must be turned in by Scorpion Slam.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 20:49 |
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He said he’s a student/staff whatever that means. I assumed an RA or something.
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:23 |
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I was told to work on a group project, which is why i shared my sweet chin music w/ my work group. Not Appreciated, can I sue?
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:30 |
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Was this an exhibition match, or a title match? Who won? Any chance of a rematch with tables, ladders, and chairs? How about Hell in a a Cell?
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:34 |
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This depends on your network, were you on Smackdown, Raw or TNA?
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 21:40 |
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Oh man his post history.A_Account posted:28 year old at uni and living in halls, I am that old guy but I wouldn't say I'm weird and I get along with most people. So a 28-year old man goes to college, gets a position as an RA, and "wrestles" with the young female students
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 22:59 |
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Lol yes the 28 year old RA is definitely not “weird”
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# ? Dec 6, 2019 23:37 |
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R A just stands for Rasslin' Assgrabber. Didn't you all know? He was totally within the boundaries of his job description as a student trustee at the Camaden Post-Secondary Academy for the Intellectually Disabled.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 00:04 |
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I mean how can you know if they're a good RA if you don't let them stunner you when you get caught smoking weed in the bathrooms.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 00:09 |
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My buddies had an RA our freshman year named Gilbert. He was a grad student I think and so totally cool that we got him drunk off like 3 beers and convinced him to do coke. I guess we were too loud so the RA from another hall had to come in response to complaints from nerds and Gilbert freaked out when she knocked on the door and was convinced he would get expelled so we told him to hide in the closet of the dorm room while we handled the other RA. Then he wrassled this one girl on the couch
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 01:41 |
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This is some legal advice: Do not wrassle anyone. No wrassling. Period.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 06:10 |
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Turtlicious posted:This is some legal advice:
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 06:45 |
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Turtlicious posted:This is some legal advice: i will never stop wrasslin, cause stone cold said so, and that's the bottom line
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 06:58 |
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A_Account posted:Not everyone is suing everyone here. I actually am allowed to give my side of the events of the night, weird right... I feel like the GBS thread went better for you and also I’m tattling that you called the GBS mods butt-feeders you’re gonna get in big trouble
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 06:58 |
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bird with big dick posted:I feel like the GBS thread went better for you and also I’m tattling that you called the GBS mods butt-feeders you’re gonna get in big trouble And I’m ok with that, though.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:22 |
This dude is so terrible at reading his audience that it's actually conceivable he misread the interaction with whoever it was too, honestly @ op you're probably hosed but sincerely, good luck
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:24 |
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E: its been pointed out the following wall of text is basically an e/n post and can be ignored. The bolded section at the bottom is the relevant information. Double edit: Deleted on the off chance this gets back to me somehow. This was a huge wall of text that basically said: my director foolishly wants to do what looks like fairly clear case fraud/embezzlement. Is this actually fraud/embezzlement and how do I explain this to him before the lawyers get involved? 'Probably, insist on a lawyer you dummy' seems to be the answer. Outrail fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Dec 7, 2019 |
# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:36 |
Sure
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:37 |
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That many words seems like a detailed fact specific issue that no attorney should address online I didn’t read it. No offense to you or our friend, I hope everything works out okay. Just don’t go round wrestling any women
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:49 |
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Yeah, I started typing and couldn't stop. The whole post is mostly fluff, the second last paragraph has the actual question and relevant information. I understand it's a lot of words, what I really want is a third party to say 'yeah this seems sketchy, tell them to talk to a lawyer before anything happens' which was pretty apparent anyway. Outrail fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Dec 7, 2019 |
# ? Dec 7, 2019 07:52 |
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Go talk to an attorney in person. Or wrestle the budget and the court.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:08 |
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How the gently caress did this charity get registered and has a board but no counsel? Y'all should have a lawyer.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:09 |
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i'm not a lawyer but i did participate in youth court once long ago and have successfully defended myself against drug charges at least 3 times (can't remember for sure on account of all the drugs) anyway it sounds like you know but your boss is asking you to defraud donors to your charity and that's not only illegal pretty much everywhere that has laws but super scummy. i absolutely love crimes and that isn't one that i'd do. i don't know if it's stupid but it's definitely evil. hope that helps for a source you could maybe google like "is fraud illegal" "fake invoices legality" or "am i responsible for doing a crime if my boss told me to". i might look for you in a sec actually that is a question i have now. is that actually a defense? like if this guy went ahead and cranked out some falsified invoices for his charity could he just say "my boss told me it was cool" and be off the hook?
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:12 |
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BonerGhost posted:How the gently caress did this charity get registered and has a board but no counsel? Up until now everything has been chaotic and terribly organised but legal, just a mess. The new guy is getting some creative ideas and hasn't bothered to run it past the lawyer because he doesn't think it's a problem. I wanted some clarification so I don't look like an idiot if I insist on having a lawyer look at it.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:15 |
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owlhawk911 posted:anyway it sounds like you know but your boss is asking you to defraud donors to your charity and that's not only illegal pretty much everywhere that has laws but super scummy. i absolutely love crimes and that isn't one that i'd do. i don't know if it's stupid but it's definitely evil. hope that helps I wouldn't call his intentions deliberately evil, just dumb and ignorant. His thinking is probably 'well it's all being used for charity project work so does it really matter if numbers look wierd?'. But the road to hell is paved with good intentions so it's the same thing. On the subject of 'is fraud illegal' and conveying that across? I dunno, he seems to be wilfully ignorant on what we're trying to tell him. I'm also not a lawyer but I don't think 'that guy paid me to do something illegal' works u less you're really rich. Anyway, I just wanted a few third parties to tell me I'm not crazy and this sounds at minimum sketchy so thanks. We've wasted enough time already so we're just going to tell him we aren't doing poo poo without a lawyer stamp of approval and let them argue about it. At this point its just a dumb idea of his so we can nip it in the bud before its an actual problem.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:30 |
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It’s only fraud if you wrestle your boss under false pretences. As for the creepy RA, he clearly prefaced the match by asking “CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE RA IS COOKING?” As a mean of establishing consent, so move for dismissal.
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# ? Dec 7, 2019 08:51 |