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just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
I like the squid in the show but the squidless ending worked way better for the film.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Xanderkish posted:

I guess the squid makes sense to me in the universe of Lindelof Watchmen, both because it's faithful to the original work and because Lindelof just loves weird poo poo and I love Lindelof for loving weird poo poo.

In the original though, the story tries to tack to a decently down-to-earth telling of the superhero story, with Dr. Manhattan being the primary exception that I think nonetheless works. The Squid just always seemed stupid in that context: that Veidt could think of nothing else other than a giant rear end squid to bring humanity together and stop nuclear armageddon just makes me further thing he's spent too much time sucking his own dick and he ended up sucking too hard and sucking out parts of his brain.

Well what would you have the gigantic extra-dimensional alien with a psychic death scream look like?
Also, giant squids IRL aren't extremely vaginal, so there's that.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



i would think an alien physic being would be unfathomable to me if it actually showed up. It should look like nothing familiar. Incomprehensible upon first sight.

The fact the squid looked like a squid, yea whatever its still great. octopus/squid are smart so whatever space squid sounds good enough for the story

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Wait hold on I just remembered the actual best part of the Watchmen movie was a contest for fans to make stuff to appear on Veidt's screens in the actual film and it gave birth to this.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Well what would you have the gigantic extra-dimensional alien with a psychic death scream look like?
Also, giant squids IRL aren't extremely vaginal, so there's that.

Buddy, I didn't say I had a better idea. I'm just stupid recognizing stupid.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Zack Snyder's storytelling is either bland mediocrity or fetishistic excess, depending on the scene.

This means literally nothing. Just completely opaque word salad.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sleeveless posted:

This means literally nothing. Just completely opaque word salad.

Okay, let me be more specific: Zack Snyder's direction of scenes that revolve around emotional communication between characters are cookie-cutter, forgettable, shot for efficiency coverage without any deliberation or craft for the framing of emotions. He compensates for this, with great success in his Hollywood career, with a genuine talent for presenting dynamic action and visual spectacle.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Xanderkish posted:

In the original though, the story tries to tack to a decently down-to-earth telling of the superhero story, with Dr. Manhattan being the primary exception that I think nonetheless works. The Squid just always seemed stupid in that context: that Veidt could think of nothing else other than a giant rear end squid to bring humanity together and stop nuclear armageddon just makes me further thing he's spent too much time sucking his own dick and he ended up sucking too hard and sucking out parts of his brain.

The original Watchmen isn't about "what if superhero stories were down-to-earth?". Its taking the typical superhero tropes and infusing them with more nuance and moral ambiguity. The antagonist attacking the city with a giant monster in the end fits perfectly in that context. Veidt doing it 35 minutes before he explains the plan does make him less stupid than is typical for his archetype, though.

One small detail I hate in the movie is that line is changed to "I triggered it 35 minutes ago", instead.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
They told Snyder to just replicate what he did for 300. This makes sense to executive producers who think, "He took an acclaimed but relatively unknown graphic novel and made a ton of money off it!" But obviously Frank Miller and Moore would have a fist fight if you put them in a room to talk about things like police authority, patriotism, war, etc.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Dark Knight Returns would be a really good fit for Snyder. It’s extremely fash.

SaviourX
Sep 30, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

^^^^
He's barely an objectivist, much less a fascist. That would mean watching something of his other than 300, though.

Some of the excess in the movie are the hyperstylized fights where there's clear superstrength, sawing off the thug's arms in the prison break scene, etc. Embellishments on the book that were dumb and/or gross but hey they parodied Batman Begins or something, possibly.


tin can made man posted:

The terrorists bombed US military, but the SPD's gleeful and decisive murder of the puppeteer shows their unquestioning and comfortable alliance with their colonizers.

Lol if you don't think police the world over don't regularly and gleefully ice people they deem as terrorists without US input.

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002

oh my god new ep in less than 24 hours this is torture, this show is a drug

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Chadzok posted:

oh my god new ep in less than 24 hours this is torture, this show is a drug

This entire experience is going to live or die by the next episode, and if it pulls off a miracle... it's still gonna live or die by the finale. The tension is just insane.

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.

Chadzok posted:

oh my god new ep in less than 24 hours this is torture, this show is a drug

I don't get to watch until 9:30 or 10:00, so my favorite thing is checking my control panel periodically on Sunday evening just to see how many new posts are in this thread and it's like 3...5...8...ELEVENTY HUNDRED.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

This entire experience is going to live or die by the next episode, and if it pulls off a miracle... it's still gonna live or die by the finale. The tension is just insane.

It’s going to a be an hour long uninterrupted shot of Manhattan’s glorious blue dong.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Drunkboxer posted:

It’s going to a be an hour long uninterrupted shot of Manhattan’s glorious blue dong.

“And the Emmy for best dong on camera goes to..”

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
As silly as it feels, it's really nice to have a really cool Sunday night program to look forward to in order to help the weekend transition to the week. Been a long time since I had a Sunday show I looked forward to this much.

Nieuw Amsterdam
Dec 1, 2006

Dignité. Toujours, dignité.

Chadzok posted:

oh my god new ep in less than 24 hours this is torture, this show is a drug

This is it boys, we go over the top tonight.

It’s been an honor serving with all of you.

Show’s going to do to our brains what Dr Manhattan did to Vietnam.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
considering the subject matter, this is the episode that's gonna make or break the show, because you can't say "oh yeah so Jon Osterman decided to live as Cal Abar" without raising some serious questions

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

SaviourX posted:


Lol if you don't think police the world over don't regularly and gleefully ice people they deem as terrorists without US input.

There’s definitely no photos of the head of Saigon PD executing someone in the street or anything. Nope, definitely not.

I’m really just impressed they had the restraint to not reenact that photo and have the execution happen off-screen.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I was expecting a photo reenactment from the moment they opened the car and was extremely pleased to be surprised at its absence. It’s like a subtle troll of Snyder too, given the credits montage of the movie.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

There’s definitely no photos of the head of Saigon PD executing someone in the street or anything. Nope, definitely not.

I’m really just impressed they had the restraint to not reenact that photo and have the execution happen off-screen.

Oh, poo poo. That's good.

And I was proud of noticing that Angela styled her hair after Officer Jen's in the trailer for tonight's episode!

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

KoRMaK posted:

i would think an alien physic being would be unfathomable to me if it actually showed up. It should look like nothing familiar. Incomprehensible upon first sight.

The fact the squid looked like a squid, yea whatever its still great. octopus/squid are smart so whatever space squid sounds good enough for the story

There's a reason why cthulu is depicted as squid like, it feels very foreign and alien.

Moore was just aping Lovecraft there I think.

Or.... Adrian was :tinfoil:

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I think he let the artists choose the form of the destructor and they made it a squid with a vagina dentata and rear end in a top hat for a face. Otherwise, what was the point of hiring them?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/sepinwall/status/1203849374503251969

HppyCmpr
May 8, 2011
Yeah, I sort of assumed the artists that Adrian choose just sort of cribbed from Lovecraft.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

You're a loose cannon, Hoofed Trunkstice. We don't even know who you are!

[HT, adjusting tiny eye mask] *Incredibly loud trumpet blast*

But dammit you're a good cop

Caros
May 14, 2008

Ugly In The Morning posted:

There’s definitely no photos of the head of Saigon PD executing someone in the street or anything. Nope, definitely not.

I’m really just impressed they had the restraint to not reenact that photo and have the execution happen off-screen.

I mean, not for nothing, but that wasn't an example of someone they 'deemed as a terrorist'. Nguyen Van Lem had straight up murdered police officers and their families earlier in the day, including multiple children. He wasn't just some guy they shot.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


So loving hyped for tonight. Let’s go, crazy blue man god!

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

Caros posted:

I mean, not for nothing, but that wasn't an example of someone they 'deemed as a terrorist'. Nguyen Van Lem had straight up murdered police officers and their families earlier in the day, including multiple children. He wasn't just some guy they shot.

You're saying an iconic image was taken out of context in such a way that it conveyed the exact opposite of what happened? I'm shocked.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


loving hell the title of this episode :eyepop:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sorry, I gotta say, this doesn't compare to Cudrip.

Joke Miriam
Nov 17, 2019



The original Crookshanks and Phillips are like adorable tiny baby Gollums :3



E: Why do they care so much about this random kid who watched them dicking down? I figure they'd either push him out the window or just ignore him.

Joke Miriam fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 9, 2019

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Codependent Poster posted:

Sorry, I gotta say, this doesn't compare to Cudrip.

There is a certain emotion that comes through his conversation that I feel shouldn’t be there.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Dr. Manhattan sounds pleasant and happy, this isn't Dr. Manhattan.

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
i liked the guy who played manhattan in the movie, i dont like this guys voice

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Dr. Manhattan sounds pleasant and happy, this isn't Dr. Manhattan.

God seemed pretty happy after creating the garden of Eden and then one piece of fruit later bam it’s Old Testament time

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

hobbesmaster posted:

God seemed pretty happy after creating the garden of Eden and then one piece of fruit later bam it’s Old Testament time

He was none too thrilled that people wanted to be like him. So if it follows in the show Manhattan is going to be explosively pissed when Keene tries to make himself a proverbial god.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



I have no idea how this ends, but the episode's premise has me hooked.

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Joke Miriam
Nov 17, 2019



I hope we never get a look at his face head-on. It's a cool stylistic choice. Like not seeing the face of God.

I do hope we see his dong though.


Edit: When it's blue. This dong doesn't count.

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