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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jel Shaker posted:

On Marr they were also quite dismissive of labour now being a “party of the young” not the “working class”, yet somehow the statistics guy they had on neglected to mention that the inflection point between lab/con was 45 years old, those with families and working poor?

https://twitter.com/judeinlondon2/status/1203620263222554624?s=19

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I think there's something about TV that bends peoole's brains. Like the last leg, presented by two disabled men, and they're going all-in on the 'but Corbyn's just as bad' bullshit because that's what they think neutrality is.

It's not criticising both, it should be dispassionately stating the policies of both and letting the public decide. But because every journo including loving Schofield wants to be the new Paxman, they have to find ways of saying labour is bad.

Leveson 2 can't come soon enough.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Jel Shaker posted:

On Marr they were also quite dismissive of labour now being a “party of the young” not the “working class”, yet somehow the statistics guy they had on neglected to mention that the inflection point between lab/con was 45 years old, those with families and working poor?

Same reason millenials are still considered to be teenagers by certain groups wanting to criticise the left - realising that the horrors of existence and the resulting radical tendencies aren't something that people can age out of means that the end of their dominance is inevitable but they can't acknowledge that fact so need to handwave it away.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Jel Shaker posted:

On Marr they were also quite dismissive of labour now being a “party of the young” not the “working class”, yet somehow the statistics guy they had on neglected to mention that the inflection point between lab/con was 45 years old, those with families and working poor?

Working class has come to take a very narrow definition for these people. White, middle aged or older, probably with a Northern English accent. You can't be working class if you're under 40, you don't count if you're black or Asian.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

I will 'reform' the UK in my own image :mmmsmug:


Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
That last paragraph :eyepop:

https://twitter.com/snigskitchen/status/1203621130885578757?s=19

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

I guess this got buried by election news but the LFB commissioner was forced to quit over Grenfell.

I'm caremad.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Oh for the love of... regional office hosed up our postal leaflets. "People with privilege " instead of "people before privilege " and reelection Panny instead of elect. Way to make our job easier.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Best wishes for your babby Zalakwe :ohdear:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Trickjaw posted:

Oh for the love of... regional office hosed up our postal leaflets. "People with privilege " instead of "people before privilege " and reelection Panny instead of elect. Way to make our job easier.
How does this even happen?

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Braggart posted:

Which crisps go best with beans up yer backside, thread?
What are those cone shaped ones you can put on your fingertips and pretend to be a monster?




Do be careful and work your way up gradually.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Reform what exactly?

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Part One




Excerpts from a diary found in the rubble:




I got to meet Semicolon today. Everyone says she’s amazing, but all I saw was a woman out of her depth, constantly afraid of the people around her. She’s the boss, but she’s scared of us. Why’s that? If she wanted to she could send me on a suicide mission and I would go. That’s the oath I swore to the Chosen One, and apparently that’s her.

Feels weird though. This is the person who will deliver us from our trials? I don’t think she could deliver a sharp insult. I fuckin hope she shapes up right quick. I don’t like this.





Most of the squad don’t like her. They see the same problems I do. She is not ready. She has no survival skills and it’s a fuckin miracle she hasn’t gotten anyone killed yet.

But she’s the Chosen One, and that’s enough for some of the squaddies. It should be enough for me, but it’s getting harder and harder to ignore the evidence of my own eyes.





She’s scared of squirrels. She’s scared of fuckin squirrels! I get that the big mutant ones are proper frightening, but even the little fuckers from the Before Times make her start shaking and weeping! This was supposed to be the person who would lead us to DESTROY the squirrels! This was supposed to be our salvation!

I don’t know what to fuckin do…





We are hosed we are PROPER hosed! The squirrels got in last night and stole half our supplies. We’ve rebarricaded, but we lost 2 specialists and the Squils have adopted positions around us. They can starve us out now, and it looks like that’s their plan. I can hear the bastards all the time, and so can Semicolon. She’s worse than useless now. She cannot hack it. WTF is going on?





I should just go. There are only a few of us left, and Semicolon is still an active hindrance to our defence. She blunders around in a panic all the time attracting attention and loving things up. I’m having to keep an eye on her when I SHOULD be watching for the Squils. I should get out of here before we’re all dead.

But I swore an oath. To my friends, yeah, but the overriding oath was to our leader. And that’s fuckin Semicolon. What in the gently caress have I gotten myself into?


...


There’s only 2 of us now. Me and Semicolon. How in the gently caress did she make it this far when no one else did? Some gave their lives to save hers, sure, and I’m supposed to want to do the same, but it’s a cosmic fuckin joke that all my squaddies went before she did.

Maybe the prophecies were true. Maybe she is protected by a divine force. Big fuckin waste of divine protection, if you ask me!





Am I gonna have to fuckin carry her? I don’t know what to do! God, I’m gonna sleep and then I’ll try to write my thoughts down, get a plan together. I have to do SOMETHING




There are no further entries.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
with JLM writing in the guardian they're not backing labour this election its good to remember that its an organisation reformed in 2015 and the fact its claiming to have been affiliated to labour for 100 years is bollocks as taken from the groups now deleted description https://web.archive.org/web/20070210153102/http://www.jlm.org.uk/cgi-bin/sitetools.cgi?task=servepage&id=1

https://electronicintifada.net/blogs/asa-winstanley/jewish-labour-movement-was-refounded-fight-corbyn

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



A Buttery Pastry posted:

How does this even happen?

I can only assume fuckwits. We have got a profuse apology from regional office, but its hosed things right up. If we lose, I'm going to regional and ripping the entrails from the proofreader.

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Me, the libcom tweetman, to the homeless guy "have you tried not letting the rulers tell you what to do?"

Doubly funny because as the Private Eye never tires of pointing out, some of the most hardcore 'legacy' ancoms and Stalinists are legit aristocrats.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Trickjaw posted:

I can only assume fuckwits. We have got a profuse apology from regional office, but its hosed things right up. If we lose, I'm going to regional and ripping the entrails from the proofreader.

Momentum is now a CANNIBAL CULT. Read our EXCLUSIVE inside.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Z the IVth posted:

Momentum is now a CANNIBAL CULT. Read our EXCLUSIVE inside.

Been called worse.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I think there's something about TV that bends peoole's brains. Like the last leg, presented by two disabled men, and they're going all-in on the 'but Corbyn's just as bad' bullshit because that's what they think neutrality is.

It's not criticising both, it should be dispassionately stating the policies of both and letting the public decide. But because every journo including loving Schofield wants to be the new Paxman, they have to find ways of saying labour is bad.

Leveson 2 can't come soon enough.

There is.

It's a huge shame, I've met Adam Hills on multiple occasions and he's Good People, in person, and TLL started out really pretty strong on 'hey maybe we shouldn't be killing disabled people' but it's drifted progressively more liberal since the first couple of series.

I literally stormed out of the room on one occasion in I think 2017 (it might have been the time they had Stanley Johnson on, or did they have Louise Mensch once back when she was a thing?) and I've just not been able to watch it since.

The whole concept of satire kind of died for me when Trump was elected. It all became too real to joke about.

Guavanaut posted:

Reform what exactly?

I suspect they mean reform in the same way Hitler meant Socialist.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SteODonoghue99/status/1203633024937680896?s=20

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Zalakwe posted:

I'm anxious because my wee one is in hospital.

She's only two weeks old but is a bit fevered and struggling with her breathing. It's likely a viral thing but they're now a bit worried it could be bacterial and ate prepping her for antibiotics. Doing bloods literally right now in what is likely one of the best children's units in the world.

I'm pretty sure I am well off income wise in terms of the thread average although I would hardly be paying more tax under Labour. I would though. They could slap 50% on my national insurance to resource the NHS and I would pay it gladly.

This election result looks touch and go at best to me right now and we might never solve all our problems with politics. But while there is still hope for a better tomorrow we have a moral duty to take it to these arrogant wreckers, who trade lives to serve their own ambitions, on every front.

A few pages late but all the best. Glad that she's getting good care, everything will be fine, don't worry! :)

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://mobile.twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1203423284957712384


ended up clicking through some of the cummier "liberal"/conservative #nevercorbyn bits of Twitter from that David miliband tweet and some fintech guy posted that uncritically

bet he still hates corbyn

XMNN fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Dec 8, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

All right, gently caress it.

Nigel, two can play at that game. As of right now I am launching The Refrexit Party and my gurning and grimacing will be even worse than yours!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/Lafargue/status/1203621162493722624?s=20

Taking non-Labour antisemitism very seriously I see.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Braggart posted:

What are those cone shaped ones you can put on your fingertips and pretend to be a monster?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nachos-Lays-Bugles-Chilli-Weight/dp/B07TWN368X/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Bugles&qid=1575804536&s=grocery&sr=1-1

Honestly I half expected them to be called cornets or something over there.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

This country is infuriating. I'm comfortably middle class now but I know that without the NHS some bad luck could destroy my life, but I guess about 40% of people are happy to throw that away because they hate the Belgians.

The way I explained this to my reasonably comfortable friend who posted the 'So what are Labour offering me???' because she has a house and a good job was to just say 'Okay, so what happens if you come down with a serious illness and are off work for 3 months? Will you have your house? Can you pay your bills? No? Then you should be supporting Labour.'

I reckon that for 90% of this country, they're hosed if they're out of work for 3 months. Utterly truly hosed. But no-one thinks of it like that, they only relate to it as now. You need to relate it to them as best you can.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

XMNN posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1203423284957712384


ended up clicking through some of the cummier "liberal"/conservative #nevercorbyn bits of Twitter from that David miliband tweet and some fintech guy posted that uncritically

bet he still hates corbyn

lol there was a recent article about how a town in florida that was a food desert had the local government open up a supermarket that paid for food for people and all of a sudden everyone could eat properly again but they got very upset at the idea it might be something like socialism

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

The market cannot fail, only be failed

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

chestnut santabag posted:

Aren't ballots in the UK arranged alphabetically of surname?

They always have been when I've voted!
We need to get loads of Labour candidates with surnames beginning with A. Alice and Andrew Acme.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

They always have been when I've voted!
We need to get loads of Labour candidates with surnames beginning with A. Alice and Andrew Acme.

Find some Aaronovitch's who don't hate labour

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Squirrel69Red/status/1203639227134570496

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

mediaphage posted:

Braggart posted:

What are those cone shaped ones you can put on your fingertips and pretend to be a monster?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Nachos-Lays-Bugles-Chilli-Weight/dp/B07TWN368X/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Bugles&qid=1575804536&s=grocery&sr=1-1

Honestly I half expected them to be called cornets or something over there.

Help help! I'm being libelled! I didn't say that!

Braggart fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Dec 8, 2019

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Trickjaw posted:

Oh for the love of... regional office hosed up our postal leaflets. "People with privilege " instead of "people before privilege " and reelection Panny instead of elect. Way to make our job easier.

Did you deliver them or dump them?

A Buttery Pastry posted:

How does this even happen?


We had town council elections and our regional office put an aerial view of .. the WRONG TOWN on it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

We had town council elections and our regional office put an aerial view of .. the WRONG TOWN on it.
Remember all the Birmingham ones that proudly used skylines of Birmingham, Alabama.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Did you deliver them or dump them?



We had town council elections and our regional office put an aerial view of .. the WRONG TOWN on it.

It was the postal leaflet. I wouldn't have handed them out, as I read everything in case of questions. They wanted us to go retrieve them, imagine how professional that would look.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Tigey posted:

The market cannot fail, only be failed

Let's take this thinking one step further:


Labour/Corbyn cannot not fail, success is only incidental

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

Trickjaw posted:

It was the postal leaflet. I wouldn't have handed them out, as I read everything in case of questions. They wanted us to go retrieve them, imagine how professional that would look.

Jeez. The energy and time spent by volunteers on the ground is so important, I can’t imagine who thought asking them to spend hours embarrassing themselves like that would be a good idea either

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Shogi posted:

Jeez. The energy and time spent by volunteers on the ground is so important, I can’t imagine who thought asking them to spend hours embarrassing themselves like that would be a good idea either

This is why I feel a putsch coming on once the election is over.

Bungeyjump
Nov 9, 2003
Bungeyjumpingpeopledie
Went canvassing for the first time yesterday. Was good to meet comrades I'd previously only poo poo posted with on Facebook groups!

Two very different wards, one solid labour, one pretty tory. Interesting how completely different the houses in each were laid out. First one in the morning was long straight roads with lines of semi detached houses. The one in the afternoon was like the posties nightmare described a few years ago - houses laid out in completely unfathomable patterns - with four of us taking one side of a road it was a long hike to get to the next door. I wondered if the layout is designed to fit as many houses in as possible whole maintaining the illusion that it's less dense because the front doors are not close together. It was utterly disorientating - after a couple of hours walking I realised we had almost made it back to my house.

Wasn't sure how it would be but went it alone after a few doors. Didn't have a single rude response, although one was very keen to tell me she'd voted Tory! Not many undecided, but hopefully managed to persuade a couple!

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Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

serious gaylord posted:

The way I explained this to my reasonably comfortable friend who posted the 'So what are Labour offering me???' because she has a house and a good job was to just say 'Okay, so what happens if you come down with a serious illness and are off work for 3 months? Will you have your house? Can you pay your bills? No? Then you should be supporting Labour.'

I reckon that for 90% of this country, they're hosed if they're out of work for 3 months. Utterly truly hosed. But no-one thinks of it like that, they only relate to it as now. You need to relate it to them as best you can.

Or if you have kids with special needs or an older relative who needs care. Not even the NHS specifically, just general social services.

Education will get further shafted, another good one for parents.

Then housing, Conservatives and Lib Dems will continue to be inactive there until the demographics force all parties to acknowledge the issue to win votes.

Environment will be further can kicking until we are also forced to acknowledge it in 10 years time

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