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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I live on a 1960s-built council estate and the layout is hilariously confusing. It's a sort of horseshoe, where the odd numbers are around the outside and the evens around the inside. But there are blocks of flats here and there, scooping out chunks of numbers. And little offshoot roads curving around the back. I live at number 51 and I have no notion whatsoever where number 52 is, and I've lived here for 35 years.

e: 112 is an emergency telephone number you can dial from your mobile to beg for police and ambulance help that won't come because of cuts.

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

braggart posted:


Help help! I'm being libelled! I didn't say that!

Early morning quoting is difficult

Also nesting quotes breaks the quote function, I guess? I don’t think I ever noticed that before.

mediaphage fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Dec 8, 2019

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

lol there was a recent article about how a town in florida that was a food desert had the local government open up a supermarket that paid for food for people and all of a sudden everyone could eat properly again but they got very upset at the idea it might be something like socialism

IIRC someone (either a customer or even the local councillor behind the scheme) claimed it wasn't socialism because the supermarket made a profit. It's only socialism if it doesn't work! What we have here is a municipal food shop funded from equal and universal contributions from its users and providing goods and services without a profit motive but still covering its costs! It's not socialism!!!

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

mediaphage posted:

Early morning quoting is difficult

No worries, I just wanted to make a dumb joke :D

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Braggart posted:

No worries, I just wanted to make a dumb joke :D

Mostly I just wanted an excuse to browse for crisps online

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



thespaceinvader posted:

There is.

It's a huge shame, I've met Adam Hills on multiple occasions and he's Good People, in person, and TLL started out really pretty strong on 'hey maybe we shouldn't be killing disabled people' but it's drifted progressively more liberal since the first couple of series.

I literally stormed out of the room on one occasion in I think 2017 (it might have been the time they had Stanley Johnson on, or did they have Louise Mensch once back when she was a thing?) and I've just not been able to watch it since.

The whole concept of satire kind of died for me when Trump was elected. It all became too real to joke about.

I'm the same, they had a Tory on around the time of the 2017 election and it was miserable viewing. But, I watched their election special on Friday and Alex Brooker in particular was back on full "the Tories hate disabled people so gently caress 'em" form, which was good to see :shobon:

Also: I think I may actually have convinced my father to vote Labour? He has been very loud about how much he hates Corbyn and Johnson equally, but I think my passive-aggressive "you should vote for the best chance to kick Boris out" retweets may have convinced him. If Chelsea and Fulham turns red, I'm taking credit*. :colbert:

*not actually. Well, maybe actually. I haven't seen a single Labour canvasser around here, but we're right near Putney and Kensington which are ultra-marginals.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

HopperUK posted:

I live on a 1960s-built council estate and the layout is hilariously confusing. It's a sort of horseshoe, where the odd numbers are around the outside and the evens around the inside. But there are blocks of flats here and there, scooping out chunks of numbers. And little offshoot roads curving around the back. I live at number 51 and I have no notion whatsoever where number 52 is, and I've lived here for 35 years.

e: 112 is an emergency telephone number you can dial from your mobile to beg for police and ambulance help that won't come because of cuts.

Every house number should just be the GPS coordinates, IMO

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/tactical-voting-guide-2019-keep-tories-out-remain-voter-general-election

they want you to vote lib dem in Sheffield hallam to keep the Tories out

Tories got 23% last time, labour 38% and libs 35% so it doesn't seem like its exactly a critical anti-tory seat and it's a really studenty area so it's pretty insulting to ask them to vote for the party that betrayed them

e: the last time the Tories got within 15% of the winner was 1992, which was presumably before students started turning up en masse

XMNN fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 8, 2019

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/tactical-voting-guide-2019-keep-tories-out-remain-voter-general-election

they want you to vote lib dem in Sheffield hallam to keep the Tories out

Tories got 23% last time, labour 38% and libs 35% so it doesn't seem like its exactly a critical anti-tory seat and it's a really studenty area so it's pretty insulting to ask them to vote for the party that betrayed them

The Guardian has worrying anti-squirrel tendencies.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
technically it's the observer :smug:

e: do they still do that when people drag their articles they happened to publish on a Sunday, idk

E2:

16* Chelsea and Fulham
City “superwoman” Nicola Horlick is standing for the Lib Dems against anti-Brexit Tory Greg Hands in a strongly Remain seat VOTE LIB DEM

52% Tory, 33% labour and 11% lib dem in 2017, so they must really be buying into their polling/European election results or whatever

also imagine endorsing an investment manager lmao

XMNN fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Dec 8, 2019

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola

Bungeyjump posted:

Went canvassing for the first time yesterday. Was good to meet comrades I'd previously only poo poo posted with on Facebook groups!

Wasn't sure how it would be but went it alone after a few doors. Didn't have a single rude response, although one was very keen to tell me she'd voted Tory! Not many undecided, but hopefully managed to persuade a couple!

Good on you mate! If my experience is a guide you might find it’s a bit addictive. Try to have a healthier mindset than me though, and focus on the good work you’ve done. I’m developing a habit of feeling guilty when I’m not out there, and replaying conversations in my mind wishing I’d done x or y differently. The latter can be positive if it’s well-directed, but guilt over not running yourself into the dirt is no use to anyone.

Tindalos
May 1, 2008

Interesting to see that the comments seem split between the "don't attack your own party when there's an election on" viewpoint and "why aren't you attacking your own party even more?" viewpoint.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

When do the polling cards normally go out?

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

OwlFancier posted:

When do the polling cards normally go out?

I've had mine for a couple of weeks now.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

XMNN posted:

technically it's the observer :smug:

e: do they still do that when people drag their articles they happened to publish on a Sunday, idk

The Observer does not guard, and The Guardian does not observe.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

XMNN posted:

technically it's the observer :smug:

I'd advise everyone not to read the last desperate gasps of establishment bootlickers before the election, i.e. this morning observer. A whole heap of :byodood: If it wasn't for Corbyn labour would win! :byodood: and :byodood: But the anti-semitism :byodood: going on.

https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1203647490798559233

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HopperUK posted:

I've had mine for a couple of weeks now.

None have arrived for anyone at my house :/

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Excellent work

https://twitter.com/oyofmidmidworld/status/1203649870520823808?s=20

At the risk of being a massive name-dropper I was chatting to her a couple of weeks ago and she has extremely thread-appropriate socialist opinions, and we were in full agreement about the political promise of Zoomers radicalised by austerity.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Guavanaut posted:

Reform what exactly?

the third reich

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


I looked out the window at about midnight and the wind had spun my VOTE LABOUR sign round so it was pointing the wrong way. This morning some kindly soul has set it right, and the VOTE CONSERVATIVE - GET BREXIT DONE sign from up the street is folded up in the bin on the park :D

Charles says vote Labour. Do as you’re told.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

None have arrived for anyone at my house :/

Call electoral registration officer tomorrow to make sure you're on the list, then assuming so and it's a postal delivery error, you can go vote without the card.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

OwlFancier posted:

None have arrived for anyone at my house :/

You don't need your polling card to vote and if you're unsure of your polling station there should be a number you can call to find out. I think it'll be on your council's website?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I did get a leaflet addressed to me off the tories so I assume I'm still on the register, I did re-register as well to make sure before the deadline.

Mostly I just don't put it past the tories to "forget" a lot of people were on the register.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Sanford posted:

I looked out the window at about midnight and the wind had spun my VOTE LABOUR sign round so it was pointing the wrong way. This morning some kindly soul has set it right, and the VOTE CONSERVATIVE - GET BREXIT DONE sign from up the street is folded up in the bin on the park :D

Charles says vote Labour. Do as you’re told.



Oh no, you haven't taught him to say that have you?

They'll come down on you way harder than they did to the pug nazi! :ohdear:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Failed Imagineer posted:

BTW has anyone put "Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Josh, Morty& Ricey" on a t-shirt yet?

lol


https://twitter.com/nonemorenegativ/status/1201333381289648129

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

RockyB posted:

I'd advise everyone not to read the last desperate gasps of establishment bootlickers before the election, i.e. this morning observer. A whole heap of :byodood: If it wasn't for Corbyn labour would win! :byodood: and :byodood: But the anti-semitism :byodood: going on.

https://twitter.com/PeoplesMomentum/status/1203647490798559233

I ignored your advice and it's incredibly lol that even though they have to say "anyone but Johnson" to maintain their liberal credentials they don't have the guts to spell out what that actually means given there's literally only one alternative and they can't stomach even a half-hearted endorsement of labour

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
https://twitter.com/Bleache1rs/status/1203654612408045569


Jo, you're not allowed to run sockpuppets on Twitter.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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How long before the Guardian (the observer :smug: ) goes full right wing and says that Labour must be stopped before they let poor people into our houses.

Also, not been able to do as much as I would like this week as I keep getting home and just falling asleep because I am depressed, but I am trying to share things and get as much done as possible.

I love you all, and I really hope we win this.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/tactical-voting-guide-2019-keep-tories-out-remain-voter-general-election

they want you to vote lib dem in Sheffield hallam to keep the Tories out

Tories got 23% last time, labour 38% and libs 35% so it doesn't seem like its exactly a critical anti-tory seat and it's a really studenty area so it's pretty insulting to ask them to vote for the party that betrayed them

e: the last time the Tories got within 15% of the winner was 1992, which was presumably before students started turning up en masse

This is nuts. It's so blatant.

Just like the Observer they're pushing the former-SNP candidate in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath suspended due to allegations of antisemitism.
They've now changed that: "This article was updated on 8 December 2019. An earlier version recommended voting for an SNP candidate in Kirkcaldy who has been dropped by the party."

They're recommending Chuka based on a single poll of 500 people; despite that fact Labour only need a 8pt swing from the last election, while Lib Dems need 35pts. Historically the largest ever swing in a single constituency is only 19pts.

edit: just got an email to Labour's final donation push made £300k in 24 hours. Good to see the bit of my xmas bonus I chipped in helped a little!

xtothez fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 8, 2019

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
A thought for our times: perhaps the Pug Nazi guy represents the party elite, and the pug represents the common people led astray by his charm :agesilaus:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Look you can't expect journalists to do things like check facts that would get in the way of writing out their opinions.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Josef bugman posted:

How long before the Guardian (the observer :smug: ) goes full right wing and says that Labour must be stopped before they let poor people into our houses.

Also, not been able to do as much as I would like this week as I keep getting home and just falling asleep because I am depressed, but I am trying to share things and get as much done as possible.

I love you all, and I really hope we win this.

Right back atcha Bugsy! Don't feel bad about extra rest. If you need it you need it :glomp:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
also from their article on potential outcomes, they're still peddling the lib dem fantasy that they will be able to install some one palatable to them in downing Street if there's a hung parliament

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/the-election-could-go-one-of-three-ways-what-would-each-result-mean

quote:

The Lib Dems have said they would not think of propping up a Labour government if it were led by Corbyn. So he may be pressured to step aside.

this has always been nonsense.

even if the lib Dems do end up holding the balance of power and manage to coerce Corbyn or Johnson into stepping aside, surely they must realise that they don't get to choose another party's leader and there are internal processes that will almost certainly return someone in a similar vein to the person they managed to oust.

unless they think the labour membership are going to suddenly decide they want Harriet Harman in charge, or the Tory membership won't vote for the maddest brexiteer they can find, then you end up at the end of a weeks-long leadership contest with another leader the lib Dems "can't let into number 10" and we're back at square one, and possibly past the 31st of January to boot

it's just completely illogical and I really want someone, anyone to ask Jo Swinson what she thinks is the likely order of events in this dream scenario because as far as I can tell there is no way she gets what she wants

partly because I'm genuinely curious about the extent of their delusion, partly because I want to throw it in lib Dems faces when they go into coalition with raab or Gove because they're technically not Johnson

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
We had our first and only attempt at canvassing in our area yesterday, a leaflet for labour. What a shame there is basically no chance that Luz Truss won't be reelected with a 10000+ majority. My neighbours must love looking at how poo poo everything is around here and think "Yes more of that please! Just keep the illegals away!".

Also forced to come into work on a Sunday so doubly grumpy.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
You know, the Guardian/Observer thing is actually quite clever. I'm going to take it a step further with my new paper, and run 365 (or 366) editions a year, and if people complain about something the editorial response will be "lol stupid reedur, that was in the 327th edition, this is the 328th edition! You need to wait 0.997 years to make a complaint without us mocking your foolishness! ROFL honk honk honk! :mmmsmug:"


And that should happen frequently enough that I will have no space to publish the correctly-timed ones!


Brilliant!

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

XMNN posted:

also from their article on potential outcomes, they're still peddling the lib dem fantasy that they will be able to install some one palatable to them in downing Street if there's a hung parliament

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/the-election-could-go-one-of-three-ways-what-would-each-result-mean


this has always been nonsense.

even if the lib Dems do end up holding the balance of power and manage to coerce Corbyn or Johnson into stepping aside, surely they must realise that they don't get to choose another party's leader and there are internal processes that will almost certainly return someone in a similar vein to the person they managed to oust.

The Lib Dems are planning to keep rerolling until they get a character with the stats that they want.


Edit: I am not enough of an RPG nerd to take this joke any further but if anyone is and wants to, go wild :D

Braggart fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Dec 8, 2019

Hidingo Kojimba
Mar 29, 2010

XMNN posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/08/tactical-voting-guide-2019-keep-tories-out-remain-voter-general-election

they want you to vote lib dem in Sheffield hallam to keep the Tories out

Tories got 23% last time, labour 38% and libs 35% so it doesn't seem like its exactly a critical anti-tory seat and it's a really studenty area so it's pretty insulting to ask them to vote for the party that betrayed them

e: the last time the Tories got within 15% of the winner was 1992, which was presumably before students started turning up en masse

I mean, I’m almost certain the Lib Dem’s will win in Hallam anyway after Jared Omara’s fuckups, but yeah it’ll be because Tories vote tactically for LDs not the other way around.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Jollity Farm posted:

I confess I am getting anxious about the election (not sure the people coming in to the thread and saying "we're clearly going to lose, look at this objective information" are helping much). But if the Tories get a majority, there's always violent insurrection, right?

I live in Northern Ireland and I've usually been what could be described as a very very very very soft unionist. I'm from West Belfast (and correspondingly despise Loyalists) but grew up generally after the worst aspects of anti-Catholic prejudice had been removed by law. So basically I got to be Irish and have the NHS. Not a bad deal.

If Labour don't take this I'm joining Sinn Fein the next day. Sorry Brits, but enough is enough. I'm thinking fully automated luxury gay space communist United Ireland by 2025 is a good goal. Run from Belfast, because the gently caress if I'm going to have some Free Stater telling me what to do.

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

xtothez posted:

This is nuts. It's so blatant.

Just like the Observer they're pushing the former-SNP candidate in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath suspended due to allegations of antisemitism.
They've now changed that: "This article was updated on 8 December 2019. An earlier version recommended voting for an SNP candidate in Kirkcaldy who has been dropped by the party."

They're recommending Chuka based on a single poll of 500 people; despite that fact Labour only need a 8pt swing from the last election, while Lib Dems need 35pts. Historically the largest ever swing in a single constituency is only 19pts.

edit: just got an email to Labour's final donation push made £300k in 24 hours. Good to see the bit of my xmas bonus I chipped in helped a little!

The Observer article is just nonsense. There are a dozen extremely close Lab-Con marginals that it ignores, in favour of talking about CUKTIG no hopers like Chuka. It doesn't mention e.g. Calder Valley, which was a 500 vote conservative hold in 2017, in which the Greens and Lib-Dems have ceased campaigning. It doesn't mention Pudsey, a long time Labour seat which had a 300 vote Conservative win in 2017 where the local councillors have all flipped from Labour to Tory, so needs all the help available. It doesn't mention Hastings and Rye, the Amber Rudd seat which had multiple recounts due to how close it was and which has lost its incumbent MP so should be vulnerable. Any good faith tactical voting guide would include all those seats and more besides.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I'm currently putting together my personal list of constituencies to keep an eye on during the results, if anyone has any suggestions for constituencies that are interesting or generally might be gained or lost by a thread favourite/enemy/meme let me know. here's my list so far, which may be skewed toward my own narrow interests:

Bolsover - Dennis Skinner
Brighton Pavillion - Caroline Lucas (pretty safe now but you always know it's past time for bed when this seat gets called)
Chingford and Woodford Green - IDS
Cities of London and Westminster - Chuka Umunna
East Dunbartonshire - Jo Swinson
Edinburgh South West - Joanna Cherry (she'll probably win this one and her main opposition is a Tory, but I'm keeping an eye regardless)
Glasgow South - Johann Lamont (labour terf wings is endorsing)
Ilford South - watch Mike Gapes lose
Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath - expelled SNP candidate Neale Hanvey vs. labour
Richmond Park - I'm just staggered that zac goldsmith still has a political career in tyool 2019, even with a 2017 majority of 45 people
Stirling - Conservative majority of 148 in 2017
Uxbridge and South Ruislip - some guy named Boris, seems like a bit of an arse, i'm sure the electorate will do the sensible thing and vote for his opponent

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