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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Hah!

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HappyCapybaraFamily
Sep 16, 2009


Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.

pacerhimself posted:

Holy poo poo this page is gold

:five:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Getting a real Benjamin Button vibe from this one

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


:five: :five: :five: :five: :five:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hmmyes:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Yo next year is dickety dickety

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

dickety dickety

Highly dubious.

Potassium Problems
Sep 28, 2001

Lizard Combatant posted:

Highly dubious.

What're you cacklin' at Queen of Summer? Too many summer winds, that's your problem!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Oh poo poo burns counts the German way with his thumb as one

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Potassium Problems posted:

What're you cacklin' at Queen of Summer? Too many summer winds, that's your problem!

...!

I brought this on myself.

TheBystander
Apr 28, 2011

PostNouveau posted:

Oh poo poo burns counts the German way with his thumb as one

And his bombs worked, dammit!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Simpsons are somehow a bottomless well of comedy

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Yes, in the sense that however low you might think the show has fallen, it can always fall farther.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Apollodorus posted:

Yes, in the sense that however low you might think the show has fallen, it can always fall farther.

Dig up stupid!

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

I feel like Moe is the best face swap character. For whatever reason, any face looks great on him.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Woozie66 posted:

I feel like Moe is the best face swap character. For whatever reason, any face looks great on him.

Moe Moe Moe

How do ya like me, how do ya like me?!

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Woozie66 posted:

I feel like Moe is the best face swap character. For whatever reason, any face looks great on him.

Reminds me of a detail I only just noticed from "Flaming Moe's", when Homer hallucinates Moe's face everywhere. In the background when Homer falls in front of the Jebediah Springfield statue you can see Moe's face on the bear. And I suppose that's supposed to be him on Jebadiah himself but it doesnt really look like him.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Yes

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
"I sure could go for a hundred tacos"
"Remember, we parked in the Itchy lot"
"Here's your problem, someone set this doll to evil"
"My god ... a pigeon! That's the last bird on my list."

MellowMushroom
Jan 5, 2018

Ah, remember that classic moment when homer wrote his own suicide note and then proceeded to kill himself? Man funny stuff.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

"see you in hell, candy-boys!!"

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

"That's a perfectly cromulent [thing]"

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

"Clue!"
"That's it! Oh Mr Pigeon I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease"

Think about it every time I have to arm a mousetrap instead of adopting a cute wall buddy

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

Its just a little airborn, it’s still good, it’s still good.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

I get a lot of use out of "weeelll I'm gonna be honest with you, I need a full grown African elephant and I need it today. But, im afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for"

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"Dinner for one , wine for three"

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I often use the cadence of the Homer quote from the The Fly Treehouse of Horror for really obviously good prices that people are trying to insist I also know about

“Eh, mmm... ($ amount)... *squint* and it only (does)... (action)?”

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Anyone have any Simpsons quotes they wish they had more use for in their everyday life?

Mine is "This is just between you and me, smashed hat. ;)"

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

I try and work “Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter” into conversation wherever I can

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


I use "I would have looked quite the fool. An April Fool as it were," whenever I narrowly avoid slipping or doing something else stupid.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




There it is, Necrothatcher. The cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I know a dude who for a while would keep a fistfull of change ready so that he could just whip it on the ground for effect.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't use 20 year old cartoon quotes daily because I'm not a creepy gently caress.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Necrothatcher posted:

There it is, Necrothatcher. The cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it.

The great thing about this quote is that you can say it whenever nobody's around and it works so you can use it loads

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Big Beef City posted:

I don't use 20 year old cartoon quotes daily because I'm not a creepy gently caress.

no i'm pretty sure not doing that makes you a creepy gently caress

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Big Beef City posted:

I don't use 20 year old cartoon quotes daily because I'm not a creepy gently caress.

I've never seen someone so wrong before

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