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AITA for taking much interest in my date’s and her twin sister’s boobs?
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I (22M) went on a first date with this girl (23F) tonight. We were talking about our families and she talked about her twin sister. She was eager to show me photos of them two together. She kept saying how much they look alike while showing me the photos. I agreed with her very much, that I couldn’t tell who is who in most pictures. My date was wearing a dress that made it obvious she’s flat-chested. In the more revealing photos however, I noticed that one of them had a much bigger chest.

After agreeing with how similar they looked, I asked my date if her sister got a boob job. She said her sister did get one and laughed that it must have been very obvious. I laughed and said that it really is quite obvious. I asked her why her sister got a boob job and she didn’t. My date said she doesn’t feel the need to, unlike her sister. I said she’s right. I asked her if it’s a little weird or awkward when they both hang out in a bikini like they did in a photo she showed me.

She asked me if I thought she was jealous of her sister and said she really doesn’t give a poo poo about her sister’s boobs at all. I told her that wasn’t what I meant and she would have breast implants by now too if she were really jealous. She told me she didn’t want to talk about her sister’s boobs anymore. We talked about other things afterwards. She never seemed as cheerful after as she was before she brought up her sister.

I’m not sure if I want a second date with her since she seems like the type to get easily jealous. Or did I really commit a first date faux pas and most girls in my date’s position would react in a similar way?

Miss posted:

what about italians?

teen witch posted:

Sagebrush posted:

The immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin, which allowed her to carry the son of god. The oldest sources describe Mary with a word that is closest to "maiden," but which was translated to "virgin" at some point to help convert some celtic tribes who had a myth about a virgin birth

Strudel Man posted:

They don't retranslate the bible to help proselytize to tribes. You're referring to Isaiah 7:14. (NIV: "Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.") It was the original Septuagint, the earliest Greek translation of the Hebrew bible, that rendered almah (a women of childbearing years who has not given birth) as parthenos (a virgin). Thus the translation predates Christianity.

Pirate Radar posted:

The Immaculate Conception refers to Cumshitter being born of man without being touched by the hand of a woman. Unfortunately his birth ruined his father’s penis and he could never get it up again.

Neito posted:

Oh for sure. It's be one thing if he was changing "meat is murder" or whatever, but vegan dude was being pretty chill about this.

DrManiac posted:

I’m pretty non-confrontational but how the gently caress do you not just order what you want anyway or just leave? It’s like that story of the boyfriend with the father in law who tried to force what he ate at Olive Garden.

cumshitter posted:

I agree. It is extremely narcissistic to defy God, who is gay, by believing that you are a heterosexual outlier. The Bible makes it perfectly clear that the Lord is homosexual. I actually empathize a lot with God, because we both know the pain of raising disappointing heterosexual children.

Evidence:

-God created Adam first in His perfect image. He only created Eve because Adam demanded it. Like me, God was a bad parent, but somehow even worse because His son wanted to gently caress something that didn't even exist yet. Think about that: Adam wanted to gently caress something God had to invent. Adam is the pre-anime version of a weeaboo who humps his anime pillow.

-We celebrate the immaculate conception because a man was born without having to touch a woman.

-God is consistently only interested in the affairs of men.

In short, God is gay. Like me, but an even worse parent because he gave up on Adam. I will never give up on my son.

teen witch posted:

thatguy posted:

taking stances on hetero relationships while being gay is extreeeeemely problematic my dude

InediblePenguin posted:

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo look at yourself

Dazerbeams posted:

Digging through the past to prove to the thread that you have no concept of jokes is rather sad.

Chomp8645 posted:

Are you like cumshitter but unironic or something?

InediblePenguin posted:

i was trying to catch up, not "digging," but I'll really admit im an idiot

e: otoh i literally can't help it if i don't get jokes, whereas you actively choose to be rude to people on the reg, so i feel better about myself

Miserable Maid posted:

One of the most popular pizza toppings in Italy is hotdogs and French fries, who gives a poo poo what they think.

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My husband and I have a 5 year old daughter. We've had the same babysitter for two years without issue. He's always early, will sometimes stay late if something comes up, has a fair asking wage, et cetera. Some of his private sexual life came to light to us and we've fired him because of it. I want to know if we're the rear end in a top hat.

What happened was he made a public Facebook post which I think was meant to be private or sent as a message to someone else. Or maybe he was drunk/inebriated and did it by mistake. The post was left up for some hours and I don't think we were meant to see.

The post was a message screencap between him and someone else. In it, he was telling this other person about a recent sexual escapade. I don't really want to post what he said verbatim but it involved a "bathhouse" (I didn't know these still existed), anonymous sex, "poppers", and "prep", which I learned is an HIV preventative drug for unprotected sex.

We told him the next morning as he was scheduled to babysit later that night that his services are no longer needed and upon pressing us, we told him it's because of his recent Facebook post. He was embarrassed but also very mad, calling us homophobic and et cetera. It doesn't matter that he's gay or bisexual (we don't know/care), it would have been the same reaction if it was a straight person posting about going to an orgy or whatever.

To me, at least, and not 100% sure about my husband, but I just find what he posted to be extremely vile and irresponsible. I don't want people like that around my daughter.

Were we the assholes here?

InediblePenguin posted:

i was trying to catch up, not "digging," but I'll really admit im an idiot

e: otoh i literally can't help it if i don't get jokes, whereas you actively choose to be rude to people on the reg, so i feel better about myself

Pinecone Sample posted:

AITA for firing our babysitter because of his sexual lifestyle?

LethalGeek posted:

I almost feel like you can guess someone's sexuality by how much of a "gimmick" they think cumshitter is. He only speaks that which is true of glorious gay sex, sucks if you haven't had the chance.

That lady calling her hillbilly clan out for their bullshit and giving the finger off into the sunset was a good start to my day.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Now that I'm am actually at work and have properly read the tofu post, I repeat my previous statement of the guy being fully justified in ditching them and apologize again for my misinterpretation.

He's cheating on you with her. There is a nonzero chance you were the side piece all along.

thatguy posted:

40% of this thread is people trolling, another 40% is bait and 20% is cumshitter hope this helps

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Would an additional lesbian evangelist poster add or detract from the cumshitter percent

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So me and my wife (6yrs) were drinking wine and just relaxing, and I was scrolling through instagram stories, and came across one of a prominent ex of mine. I went "Her baby looks EXACTLY like her". My wife pauses and goes "Do you miss her?" And the question shocked me, so I paused and went "What? No!" But I was under the influence, so I couldnt stop laughing/smiling at the fact that the question was so absurd. She took it as me being bashful about my ex. To reassure her, I went "You've seen her. Shes gorgeous. And I left HER even though every other guy wanted her, and I chose you, and you're more beautiful to me than she is. ".

Then I went to explain how we've spoken on the phone here and there, and she seems to have almost the same mindset as she had 6 years ago. My wife went "Wait you've spoken to her on the phone? Multiple times?", And Im like " Well, yeah.... ". And I believe she asked me if I thought about being with her. Being honest, I told her once a few years ago I did, but it wasnt really THINKING about it, it was more like "Hm, I wonder if me and her would have lasted this long", but apparently that hurt my wifes feelings? Shes not Normally the jealous type, so Im not sure if she's a bit tipsy, or if I said something wrong.

Tl;dr: Wife thinks I compare her to an ex, not sure what to do.

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We have been together for a year and half and currently live together. I was on a 20 day vacation to visit family back home. I called him one day and heard meow over the phone. When I asked him what that was he said he bought a kitten. He had bought it 4 days ago without telling me and that it helps with his anxiety and loneliness while I’m gone. I immediately broke into tears thinking about all my stuff getting scratched and peed on. And he hung up the phone. A little background as to why I was so upset is because my mom has an extreme phobia of all cats relating to something that happened in her childhood which I won’t get into here. But, that fear rubbed off on me too. I only find certain cats not as scary. Now i know this is an unusual fear and there are lots of cat lovers but think of it as any other phobia/irrational fear like being afraid of spiders. I’m back from vacation and whenever I’m standing and the cat is behind me my whole body shakes and I get goosebumps from being scared. Or whenever I’m eating. When I scream and shoo it away he gives me this look that kills me inside like I’m small and pathetic and I shouldn’t act that way. Even though I can’t control my phobia. He makes me feel like his cat is more important than me getting tortured by it around me. It once jumped on me and scratched me and he just sat there staring. I need some opinions on this and what other people make of this situation?

Any advice will be appreciated.

TL;DR my boyfriend bought a cat without telling me while I was on vacation and we live together. I have a phobia of cats and I’m suffering. Any opinions?

LadyPictureShow posted:

While I [F21] was on vacation my bf [M27] got a cat without telling me

Ugly In The Morning posted:

He kinda sucks but she should for her weird secondhand phobia.

MarcusSA posted:

TBF the way this is written it seems like she’s never brought it up before so he might not have known about it prior to her breakdown.

It’s also not written very clearly if she’s even really explained it to him?

Ugly In The Morning posted:

His shittiness is really just buying the kitten without consulting her when they live together.

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We have been together for a year and half and currently live together. I was on a 20 day vacation to visit family back home. I called him one day and heard meow over the phone. When I asked him what that was he said he bought a kitten. He had bought it 4 days ago without telling me and that it helps with his anxiety and loneliness while I’m gone.

MagusofStars posted:

You got so lonely after her being out of town for less than three weeks that you needed to adopt a kitten for companionship? Hoo boy.

ilmucche posted:

I'm 100 pages back but holy poo poo I want that "16 year revenge cicada" story to be real. Ice cold.

Transmogrifier posted:

Ahh what's this story? (Just finished catching up.)

Pinecone Sample posted:

*Gen Xer voice* this is what we used to call keeping a streak going

Boyfriend (M39) breaking up with me (F38) out of nowhere