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Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Time_pants posted:

fukken... THANK YOU!

Whenever someone posts that roadmap and everyone has a little giggle, I feel like I'm the only one left out who cannot make heads or tails of the thing.

I don't understand them either.


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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Like, isn't that the point? Everything is obfuscated and if you squint you can pretend you saw that SSOCSS with Item 2.0 and a maraschino cherry on top made progress, ergo we'll get the game. If you're not a skeptic it might look like things are happening but you're deterred from looking too closely. If you're a skeptic you can't quite parse it well enough to say anything, and if you're a cultist then you don't need "evidence" in the first place.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Goons, I seek your wisdom.

In the near-future time I will find myself localised entirely, if temporarily, within the city limits of Las Vegas. What, praytell can or must one do or perform while in that geolocational biome?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Goons, I seek your wisdom.

In the near-future time I will find myself localised entirely, if temporarily, within the city limits of Las Vegas. What, praytell can or must one do or perform while in that geolocational biome?

Visit Caesar's Palace, the Mirage, check out the zillions of street magicians and live shows, get pictures taken with the casino girls, set yourself a hard limit on gambled money and do not go over it under any circumstances (however, gambling in Vegas has better odds than gambling on Chris Roberts), check out the roller coaster that wraps around and through that building if it's still there. Eat lots of steak. Last time I went was so long ago the place crash set from Con Air was in the middle of the main strip, so I got to see that too.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

haha https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/12/6/20998993/ai-dungeon-2-choose-your-own-adventure-game-text-nick-walton-gpt-machine-learning

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






The future is loving wild lmao. Who would have thought AI Dungeon would be the most realistic version of star citizen ever produced

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


I'm sad it's down, I wanted to make a PoV story from the perspective of Sandi the Stangler.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Scruffpuff posted:

Visit Caesar's Palace, the Mirage, check out the zillions of street magicians and live shows, get pictures taken with the casino girls, set yourself a hard limit on gambled money and do not go over it under any circumstances (however, gambling in Vegas has better odds than gambling on Chris Roberts), check out the roller coaster that wraps around and through that building if it's still there. Eat lots of steak. Last time I went was so long ago the place crash set from Con Air was in the middle of the main strip, so I got to see that too.

The Stratosphere roller coaster is gone. It was a rip off anyway. Caesars is honestly kind of a dump now, there are much better more impressive casinos.

Fremont Street is more fun than the strip, although you should explore a few casinos with cool architecture on the strip like the Venician. There's a bunch of fun non-gambling stuff to do, like the pinball museum, mob museum, and other similar stuff - look around. The food is amazing, have at least one night where you pick a nice restaurant and treat yourself. Look for the hidden pizza parlor at the Cosmopolitan!

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Goons, I seek your wisdom.

In the near-future time I will find myself localised entirely, if temporarily, within the city limits of Las Vegas. What, praytell can or must one do or perform while in that geolocational biome?

Visit https://www.robertspaceindustry.com and use this referral code - CHRI-SUPM-YASS.

It's the most fun you can have anywhere, anytime plus you are helping to save PC gaming.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Rotten Red Rod posted:

The Stratosphere roller coaster is gone. It was a rip off anyway. Caesars is honestly kind of a dump now, there are much better more impressive casinos.

Fremont Street is more fun than the strip, although you should explore a few casinos with cool architecture on the strip like the Venician. There's a bunch of fun non-gambling stuff to do, like the pinball museum, mob museum, and other similar stuff - look around. The food is amazing, have at least one night where you pick a nice restaurant and treat yourself. Look for the hidden pizza parlor at the Cosmopolitan!

...and Cirque Du Soleil

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Thoatse posted:

...and Cirque Du Soleil

Oh yeah, for sure, see a show. It sounds cliche but they are good as hell. Most of the Cirques are great, and of course there's Penn & Teller.

Rugganovich
Apr 29, 2017

Fidelitious posted:

To make it clearer, Thunderfoot is a piece of poo poo.

Sweet. I need people on the internet to tell me how to think.
Now show me on the doll where the bagman touched you.

EDIT:
I'm loving outraged at internet people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
Oh boy, finally caught up to the thread. Glad to see citconned was a smashing success! I'm now 100% convinced the funding tracker is bullshit. There is no way that :airquote:performance:airquote: resulted in their largest monthly take to date. No. loving. Way. And the Calder money, I'm wondering if that wasn't some backdoor, money laundering, financial fuckery where there is a benefit to Calder even if he never sees a return on investment.

Also I'm really happy to see that SQ54 has made substantial progress been tossed to the dumpster of things Chris hopes backers will forget about. I'm sure a poor man's Battlefield knock off will help them forget.

Honestly though, if they could get an arched Battlefield game playable for PC and consoles, releasing it would probably be the smartest strategy decision this project has ever had.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Rugganovich posted:

I'm loving outraged at internet people.
ban yourself

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

Rugganovich posted:

Sweet. I need people on the internet to tell me how to think.
Now show me on the doll where the bagman touched you.

EDIT:
I'm loving outraged at internet people.

First time on SA when avatar is so relevant to the post

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Goons, I seek your wisdom.

In the near-future time I will find myself localised entirely, if temporarily, within the city limits of Las Vegas. What, praytell can or must one do or perform while in that geolocational biome?

Ditto the Fremont street recommendation.

I didn’t know whether I’d like Vegas, but I’m a sucker for neon / city light overload ambiance and it definitely delivers in spades. If you like “bright lights big city” then a rooftop bar along the Strip can be a feast for the eyes.

Also ditto Scruff’s note about the street talent. The walkabout magicians and musicians are next level. Last time I was there I caught a string quartet of unassuming looking college kids. They punched above their weight class and we’re a thrill to listen to.

Last time my wife and I went, went with no particular plans and just picked restaurants and shows at random, and pretty much everything was great. I think the only thing I was kinda disappointed by was “The Beatles - Love” Cirque de Soleil show, and that only kinda. (It was less acrobatic/thrilling than other Cirque shows we’d seen. It sounded fantastic, but mostly I just didn’t enjoy how arbitrary it all felt conceptually. Which is probably more me being fuddy-duddy than a shortcoming of the show...)

I haven’t experienced much outside the old and new Strips though, and even then, I just hit the obvious spots on the few occasions I’ve visited. Knowing your affection for weaponry, Jobbo, you might want to check out Battlefield Vegas. It might be too touristy, I don’t know, but they’ve apparently got a massive variety of gear for rent and the reviews are very good. There’s an over-the-top Vegasness to so much about the city — it seems like the same is true for the range experience, if you’re in the mood for that. Might be a chance to plink with something you’d not easily come across at the typical joint.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Oh yeah, for sure, see a show. It sounds cliche but they are good as hell. Most of the Cirques are great, and of course there's Penn & Teller.

I seriously couldn't have given a single poo poo about Cirque du Soliel when I went to Las Vegas back in 2016 for EVO, but my wife humored my stupid hobby, so I figured it was only fair she pick the activities for the day-and-two-halves we were there and they weren't any tournaments I was interested in, and she wanted to go to a Cirque du Soliel show.

drat, dude. I thought I was going to suffer through it, but I think I ended up enjoying it even more than her. I'm not sure what the name of the show was. The one with the swimming pool in the middle. It was one of those things that I never would've done if it weren't for my wife, and that's one of the things that I love about her.

The tickets were pretty drat expensive, if I remember right, but you deffo get your money's worth.

When I went to Vegas in 2012 with some other friends, we ended up going to Penn and Teller. They were very good, of course. My only complaint is that, at least for the show I went, I had seen most of the tricks they did on TV, YouTube, etc. already. If you're not super into their shows or don't watch a lot of magic trick stuff on YouTube, I think you're actually more likely to feel like you got your money's worth than if you're a big fan who has seen most of the stuff they've done outside of their stage show.

Anyway, I'll go ahead and echo the sentiment that these shows are both worth your time and money and are way, way more fun and better entertainment than gambling.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Cirque de soleil is great. Only one part of the show I went to sucked and that was some sad clown barely doing anything on stage. All the acrobatics and antics were awesome to watch though. Just pure entertainment

zebedy
Feb 25, 2006
well?
why is this thread about las vegas now

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

zebedy posted:

why is this thread about las vegas now

Because Star Citizen is gambling.

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Sanya Juutilainen posted:

Because Star Citizen is gambling.

No it's charity, you know you'll get nothing out of it.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


don't doxx the dog side of me, tia

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zzr posted:

No it's charity, you know you'll get nothing out of it.

When you give to charity you're supposed to feel better, though. Not like a loser for giving to a grifter.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

The silence about SQ42 is deafening.

Sandepande
Aug 19, 2018

MedicineHut posted:

The silence about SQ42 is deafening.

If the roadmap is accurate or even somewhat close, they really don't have anything to show or talk about SQ48 (and it isn't bringing in any money - all the ships sold pledges made are for the PU).

jarlywarly
Aug 31, 2018

Sandepande posted:

If the roadmap is accurate or even somewhat close, they really don't have anything to show or talk about SQ48 (and it isn't bringing in any money - all the ships sold pledges made are for the PU).

SQ54 is what all the cool kids are calling it these days.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

MedicineHut posted:

The silence about SQ42 is deafening.

Don't worry, they're saving the SQ42 reveal for the holiday streamcitation needed! Like they do every* year!

* Once

MostlyRandom
Nov 1, 2019
LOL AiDungeon is so good

You are Chris Roberts, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's indeed a ruined city.
The walls surrounding it were destroyed years ago by an unknown force. There
is no sign of life within the ruins though
> look for signs of a game

You walk through the ruins and find nothing but rubble and dust. You don't see
any signs of life either. You begin to wonder if there was ever a game here.
You go back to your room and take out your book. You read about how games work
and what they do
> try to understand how games work

Games are created using magic. Magic is used to create things such as spells
or potions. These items can be used to help the player in some way. For example,
a potion could heal the player. Another potion might give them extra strength.
A spell could make them invisible
> mix a cryengine spell

You pour yourself a glass of water and begin to mix a cryengine spell. It takes
you a few minutes but eventually you finish it. You then drink the potion. You
feel better now than when you were before. You also notice that you no longer
feel tired
> wave hands around in a haphazard fashion

You continue to play with your new found powers. You attempt to use your new
abilities to help you on your quest. You start waving your arms around wildly.
This causes you to trip over your own feet several times. You quickly realize
this isn't working so well
> go back to the drawing board and change engine

You think you've finally figured out how to use your powers properly. You decide
to test out your new found skills by creating a new engine. You spend a few
hours trying to come up with something. Finally you manage to create an engine
which works perfectly
> make the best darn space sim ever

You spend another day making sure everything is perfect. You even add a little
more to the engine. You call it "The Space Sim Engine" (or something similar)
> think to yourself "that name sounds mighty familiar"

You suddenly hear a voice in your head. It's the voice of someone who has played
your game before. He says "I know what you did, I just didn't know where you
got it from". You turn around and see a young man dressed in black robes standing
nearby
> Ask Derek if he wants a drink

Derek looks at you strangely. He asks why you're asking him if he knows anything
about your game. You explain that you heard his voice while playing and thought
you should tell him since he must have had a hand in its creation. Derek nods
and tells you to follow him
> follow Derek

You follow Derek into a small cave. Inside you see a large table covered with
various objects. On top of the table sits a human skull. The rest of the cave
is filled with bookshelves and other reading material. Derek explains that he
came across the skull while exploring the area
> ask derek if it is a tier 0 skull

You ask Derek if it is a tier 0 skull. Derek confirms that it is and gives you
a small piece of parchment. He reads from the parchment:

This is a letter from my master. I am sorry for not writing sooner, but I have
been busy with other things lately
> AND?

AAND? What does that mean? Derek looks confused.
> AAND it is automated assumption of New Data

AAND it is automated assumption of New Data. You look at Derek again. He seems
to be struggling to comprehend what you said.
> tell Derek he just doesn't understand game development

You tell Derek that he just doesn't understand game development. Derek seems
surprised by this statement.

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

MostlyRandom posted:

You tell Derek that he just doesn't understand game development. Derek seems
surprised by this statement.
These ones really are pretty drat funny

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

MostlyRandom posted:

LOL AiDungeon is so good

You are Chris Roberts, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's indeed a ruined city.
The walls surrounding it were destroyed years ago by an unknown force. There
is no sign of life within the ruins though
> look for signs of a game

You walk through the ruins and find nothing but rubble and dust. You don't see
any signs of life either. You begin to wonder if there was ever a game here.
You go back to your room and take out your book. You read about how games work
and what they do
> try to understand how games work

Games are created using magic. Magic is used to create things such as spells
or potions. These items can be used to help the player in some way. For example,
a potion could heal the player. Another potion might give them extra strength.
A spell could make them invisible
> mix a cryengine spell

You pour yourself a glass of water and begin to mix a cryengine spell. It takes
you a few minutes but eventually you finish it. You then drink the potion. You
feel better now than when you were before. You also notice that you no longer
feel tired
> wave hands around in a haphazard fashion

You continue to play with your new found powers. You attempt to use your new
abilities to help you on your quest. You start waving your arms around wildly.
This causes you to trip over your own feet several times. You quickly realize
this isn't working so well
> go back to the drawing board and change engine

You think you've finally figured out how to use your powers properly. You decide
to test out your new found skills by creating a new engine. You spend a few
hours trying to come up with something. Finally you manage to create an engine
which works perfectly
> make the best darn space sim ever

You spend another day making sure everything is perfect. You even add a little
more to the engine. You call it "The Space Sim Engine" (or something similar)
> think to yourself "that name sounds mighty familiar"

You suddenly hear a voice in your head. It's the voice of someone who has played
your game before. He says "I know what you did, I just didn't know where you
got it from". You turn around and see a young man dressed in black robes standing
nearby
> Ask Derek if he wants a drink

Derek looks at you strangely. He asks why you're asking him if he knows anything
about your game. You explain that you heard his voice while playing and thought
you should tell him since he must have had a hand in its creation. Derek nods
and tells you to follow him
> follow Derek

You follow Derek into a small cave. Inside you see a large table covered with
various objects. On top of the table sits a human skull. The rest of the cave
is filled with bookshelves and other reading material. Derek explains that he
came across the skull while exploring the area
> ask derek if it is a tier 0 skull

You ask Derek if it is a tier 0 skull. Derek confirms that it is and gives you
a small piece of parchment. He reads from the parchment:

This is a letter from my master. I am sorry for not writing sooner, but I have
been busy with other things lately
> AND?

AAND? What does that mean? Derek looks confused.
> AAND it is automated assumption of New Data

AAND it is automated assumption of New Data. You look at Derek again. He seems
to be struggling to comprehend what you said.
> tell Derek he just doesn't understand game development

You tell Derek that he just doesn't understand game development. Derek seems
surprised by this statement.

This is great :v:

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MedicineHut posted:

The silence about SQ42 is deafening.

Speak up sonny! Some of us are getting old and deaf waiting for SQ42 to release.

Eyesight is going as well, but that's a plus, since we won't notice the out of date grahpics by the time its released.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Goons, I seek your wisdom.

In the near-future time I will find myself localised entirely, if temporarily, within the city limits of Las Vegas. What, praytell can or must one do or perform while in that geolocational biome?

1) If you like gas-powered toys, there are ATV tours. The one we took went to Primm and lasted about all day. It was a loving blast. And the funny thing is from what was posted above, they dumped off the Con Air plane close to the tour place and we rode by it.

2) Try to make it to Hoover dam and take the dam tour. I'm sure there are tons of shuttles that will get you there.

3) And yeah, treat yourself to a good steak. The city holds its own with them. I'm not quite sure what the current situation on the best buffet (not sure you like them, but it is a Vegas thing).

4) If you walk by someone that are slapping cards handing them out, take it. Just kidding, don't.

5) And the big one: Bring a good dang pair of comfy walking shoes.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

It's nice that they let him stream from a prison cell

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Scruffpuff posted:

I think the saddest thing here is that Chris, who can't make a game, siphoned hundreds of millions of dollars from any other studio that could have delivered the equivalent of Star Citizen. Had he not presumed himself to be the manifest destiny of PC developers, we'd be on the second content expansion by now. Your point, and the point of ethical vs. legal scams, rests on this. Chris thinking he's something he's not is what sparked this; the backers swallowing the same delusion cemented it.

I frankly doubt this is the case. Sure, it siphoned away some money from other games but it mostly created its own demand. What I am trying to say is that, if SC never existed, the backers would have spent some amount of money in some other games but they most certainly wouldn't have spent as much.

In other words: Chris, who can't make a game, siphoned hundreds of millions of dollars from insurance, alimony, mortgage and other payments, as well as regular bank accounts.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

trucutru posted:

In other words: Chris, who can't make a game, siphoned hundreds of millions of dollars from insurance, alimony, mortgage and other payments, as well as regular bank accounts.

Isn't that the dream of most businesses.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
SaltEMike's Answer The Call show: "Large or Loyal Creators? Who is Better for Star Citizen's Future?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49nxx1HS9c

RexZilla is good for Star Citizen :patriot:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

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Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trucutru posted:

I frankly doubt this is the case. Sure, it siphoned away some money from other games but it mostly created its own demand. What I am trying to say is that, if SC never existed, the backers would have spent some amount of money in some other games but they most certainly wouldn't have spent as much.

In other words: Chris, who can't make a game, siphoned hundreds of millions of dollars from insurance, alimony, mortgage and other payments, as well as regular bank accounts.

No, it could easily be in hundreds of millions of dollars. It wouldn't be into a single game, sure, but many titles fill in niches that SC promises to "one day" fill completely. Be it EVE, Elite, NMS or KSP, all of those would profit tens of millions of dollars easily, some more, some less, of course. There are new space games being made right now that are completely ignored by SC whales and new players alike as they continue to pour money into the never materializing dream of BDSSE.

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Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Quavers posted:

SaltEMike's Answer The Call show: "Large or Loyal Creators? Who is Better for Star Citizen's Future?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49nxx1HS9c

RexZilla is good for Star Citizen :patriot:

Large creators?

Is this about Ben?

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