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site posted:what the gently caress is marvel even doing with that character wait did you think all the stuff after the page break wasn't just a gag lmao
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Alaois posted:wait did you think all the stuff after the page break wasn't just a gag lmao
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Dec 7, 2019 21:03
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Open Marriage Night posted:Everything after that page break is just a joke. That's the problem with X-Men, you can tell me any hosed up thing and I'll have no way of knowing if you're joking. Marauders is great though.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:07
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ImpAtom posted:I don't even know if you're joking about this. You will have regrets. 
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Dec 7, 2019 21:08
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Hell most of those gags are riffs from actual plots.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:09
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Alaois posted:wait did you think all the stuff after the page break wasn't just a gag lmao Scott Summers currently lives with his wife and his wife's boyfriend in adjoining rooms. Edit: On the moon.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:11
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Skwirl posted:Scott Summers currently lives with his wife and his wife's boyfriend in adjoining rooms. i mean i thought Kitty going from a young adult to looking middle-aged by the end would have been a giveaway
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Dec 7, 2019 21:12
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Toshimo posted:You will have regrets. Wow uh. That's the most "This is someone's fetish" cover I've seen since that one Heroes for Hire cover.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:13
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ImpAtom posted:Wow uh. That's the most "This is someone's fetish" cover I've seen since that one Heroes for Hire cover. Which Heroes for Hire cover?
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Dec 7, 2019 21:15
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Alaois posted:i mean i thought Kitty going from a young adult to looking middle-aged by the end would have been a giveaway There's a poo poo ton of X-Comics that took place in the future.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:15
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Skwirl posted:Which Heroes for Hire cover? Don't ask me why I know all these, please. 
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Dec 7, 2019 21:16
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Alaois posted:wait did you think all the stuff after the page break wasn't just a gag lmao i dont read xmen and nothing i have heard about xmen canon made any of those panels sound out of place
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Dec 7, 2019 21:17
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Alaois posted:i mean i thought Kitty going from a young adult to looking middle-aged by the end would have been a giveaway I got bad news for you, but at least it's not fetishy. You know, beyond the standard "everything is someone's fetish". 
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Dec 7, 2019 21:19
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Toshimo posted:Don't ask me why I know all these, please. Jesus wept.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:19
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ImpAtom posted:I am pretty sure Robin has outsmarted his rear end on multiple occasions. How many Batmans have died and how many Robins have died? Answer quickly before they retcon something
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Dec 7, 2019 21:51
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Skwirl posted:Scott Summers currently lives with his wife and his wife's boyfriend in adjoining rooms. He's still got his girlfriend, who likes to get drinks with his wife. He lives with his alternate reality daughter and time displaced son. Is dad remains a space pirate.
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Dec 7, 2019 22:07
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 Adventures into the Unknown #11 (1950)  Spidey Super Stories #9 (1975)  X-Statix #19 (2004)   Chew: Warrior Chicken Poyo #1 (2014)  The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #6 (2016)
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Dec 7, 2019 22:14
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Red posted:How many Batmans have died and how many Robins have died? Do you count resurrections? Because if so Batman by like a billion thanks to Emperor Joker. If you don't then none of them.
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Dec 7, 2019 22:14
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Darthemed posted:
Ok but who's the gorilla?
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Red posted:How many Batmans have died and how many Robins have died? I think it's still one each, and they got better. Edit: two Robins, I forgot about Stephanie Brown, but so does DC most of the time. Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Dec 7, 2019 |
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Dec 7, 2019 22:40
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site posted:what the gently caress is marvel even doing with that character You know, if you slapped any character in the mainstream MU into that kind of a comic--here are the last 15 years or so of my comics, presented bluntly and quickly for purposes of self-parody--it'd look about as silly. It's less a Kate problem and more an issue of the weird post-Quesada era where the status quo changed dramatically every eighteen months.
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Darthemed posted:
This stupid joke gets me every time they use it. edit:  From Black Cat #4 by Jed McKay, Travel Foreman, Brian Reber and Ferran Delgado. Editor: Nick Lowe). Vincent fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Dec 8, 2019 |
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Boy did this age poorly (Sex Criminals #8 by Fraction, Zdarsky and Kinzie)
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Denji is a guy who has merged his body with that of the chainsaw demon, giving him the ability to create chainsaws from his hands and head. (the guy with a shark head is another person who is merged with a demon) (read right to left)      Denji is also kind of stupid.
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Dec 9, 2019 01:37
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Don't post 5 pages of a comic I have to read backwards from every thing else I've ever read in my native language in a thread about funny panels
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Dec 9, 2019 09:40
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Well I for one liked seeing a guy with a chainsaw head wrangle a six-eyed flying shark. That splash page was really cool.
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Dec 9, 2019 10:07
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Skwirl posted:Don't post 5 pages of a comic I have to read backwards from every thing else I've ever read in my native language in a thread about funny panels Sorry about that subtle underlying case of racism you've got there mate.
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Dec 9, 2019 11:21
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Sorry about wanting to read things left to right on an english language forum. I can deal with a page or two, but 5? Just loving post some hilarious comic in portuguese and call me racist when I complain about not being able to read it.
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Dec 9, 2019 11:31
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isn't there an entire subforum you can gently caress off to to post abouit anime? and your monkey cheese happens-to-be-Japanese can loving stay there please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Infinitum posted:Sorry about that subtle underlying case of racism you've got there mate. it's not racism to dislike garbage comics. Plenty of Actual People from Japan Also Dislike Garbage Comics, For the Record
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Dec 9, 2019 11:38
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To ward off inevitable assholes: Trigun might be the best cartoon ever made, I've read hundreds of issues of Naruto and Bleach and didn't feel bad about it, and whatever the gently caress that was is Monkey Cheese Garbage and it's not A Racism to point that out, gently caress right off.
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Dec 9, 2019 11:42
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Infinitum posted:Sorry about that subtle underlying case of racism you've got there mate. if you don't think this is the best four panel comic ever made, that's a racism:  (because it reads left to right, you see)
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Dec 9, 2019 11:48
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Archyduchess posted:That splash page was really cool. Really all you need. No context necessary. It's a chainsaw dude riding a shark. Which, if it had only been described to me, is something I would've initially guessed to have come from some surreal western indy comic.
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Honestly, you shouldn't post five pages of anything in this thread. If you need five pages of context for the funny it's just not that funny. If all five pages are funny post the funniest page and encourage people to buy the comic.
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I wasn't going to complain because some people do like that stuff and it is a comic, but yeah I skip it because I do find it annoying to get a few into it, go 'this makes even less sense than normal', remember it's flipped, go back, try to read in a direction opposite to the way my brain has spent its life programming me to read, and give up because it's just not worth the bother, reading direction is surprisingly entrenched into how things operate. How come they don't just flip them horizontally when they translate? (Is it a subs vs dubs style argument?) Also way too long.
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Dec 9, 2019 11:53
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FFT posted:if you don't think this is the best four panel comic ever made, that's a racism: That was almost certainly stolen from a Gail Simone comic featuring King Shark. 
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Really all you need. No context necessary. It's a chainsaw dude riding a shark. Which, if it had only been described to me, is something I would've initially guessed to have come from some surreal western indy comic. and chainsaw head riding shark is one panel it's badass, so this is the wrong thread. Nothing about it is funny except that the shark is dumb and that is probably not the shark's fault. everything would be fine if just the badass whole-page panel of chainsaw head riding idiot shark had been posted in the BSS Badass Panels Thread and none of the rest, because wow it's a bad look
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Dec 9, 2019 11:56
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Skwirl posted:That was almost certainly stolen from a Gail Simone comic featuring King Shark. Sure, and this was the first time "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" was ever spoken or written: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEYViV8p-Ow
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FFT posted:Sure, and this was the first time "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" was ever spoken or written: What? Are you claiming Gail Simone ripped off a random web comic?
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Referenced? What year was Gail Simone's "IIIIIII'M A SHARK" because i am having a hell of a time trying to look it up "suck my dick / i'm a shark" was 2006, for the record
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